#killian jones for totally legit scientific reasons: 1/?
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#killian jones for totally legit scientific reasons: 1/?
My favorite thing about this post is reading all the tags and comments and seeing that everyone is thinking basically the same things as me when I made it.
It is small?
No, not necessarily. Population is thirty thousand.
Hmm. Not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. That’s good you’re mum wasn’t upset, that never turns out well. We’re definitely not Irish but I have a feeling my parents are the same. My dad can scarf down a bottle of whisky no problem.
Honestly, I try not to get super offended but I don’t see why it’s so hard for some to believe I’m Irish. I’ve gotten into fights about it. I think that’s just about all parents. Dads don’t seem care as much over certain topics as mothers. Always out to protect their babies.
Haha well the trip was supposed to relax and have fun and I guess that’s exactly what we did.
How have you been since then?
For sure! What matters is that everybody had fun. As long as you’re not doing anything super illegal in the process.
I’ve been good, yourself?
Can’t beat that one. Wait what? Seriously? Never HEARD? God. They are not treating you right up there. Poutine is the best - from Quebec, it’s french fries and cheese curds topped with a light brown gravy. Amazing.
Guess not! So fries, cheese, and gravy? Eh, I think I’ll pass on that.
I have no doubts about that. It was one of the first things I did after I’d given up on trying to breast feed and knew it was okay to go ahead with. Be thankful you’re not a woman, then, and can continue drinking even when we can’t. It can be pretty awful – then again, pregnancy in and of itself can get pretty terrible, at times, too. A glass or two a night isn’t necessarily an addiction. Unless you are the type of person who can’t go a single night without it, but you seem to be okay in that aspect. That’s understandable. I keep forgetting she’s so far along! Although, I did see her on the trip. When is the little one due?
God, I don’t know how I’d survive. I love my alcohol. Yeah, not that being a woman would be all that bad, but I’m pretty content with being a man. Oh, yeah, I can imagine how bad it hurts to get those cramps and random contractions, let alone birth. No, it isn’t, but for awhile there I wasn’t able to go without it. Good to know I can now if needed be. Honestly, so do I. She’s due May 1st. It’s coming up quick.
Mothers are difficult to disappoint, you could probably burn down your homeland and still count on that pride being intact. That’s their selling point, the unwavering love. I’m sure she still would have preferred it if you represented Ireland properly, though.
I would hate myself if I burned down my homeland. Wouldn’t put it past myself to somehow do that because I am an idiot but I’m sure she’d have a hard time getting over that one. Still love me, not quite as much as the day before, however. Nah, my dad got me started on drinking the day I turned eighteen and she gave him the dickens for two years.
You should have stuck with me. You would have been wasted the entire trip in that case. I’m disappointed in you and your Irish ways.
Nah, I surprisingly didn’t want to get wasted. I’m sorry, I’m sure I’ll make it up to you at some point.
I don’t usually drink, honestly, but I thought the trip was a good excuse to forget my rules against it for a few days. Congrats to you though! I’m not sure what your view is on drinking but I’d count my mother being proud a great achievement.
Ireland is a great place to vacation at if you’re a lover of alcohol. We have some of the finest. Thanks very much. I love drinking; I do it a bit more than I should, but I’ve been really laying off of it lately. I don’t know if she is, I haven’t spoken to her much lately, but I’m sure she’ll be ecstatic to hear it next time we talk.
There’s no need to drink if you didn’t want to or whatever the case is/was. I myself only had a few over the course of the three days, I think I only ever hit a buzz like, once.
That’s a good thing then, mate. You don’t need to get drunk to have a good time.
You’re Irish? Hm. I never would’ve guessed that. But if your country’s disappointed in you, I’m gonna take a wild guess and say your mum might be as well.
You certainly wouldn’t have been the first. No, actually, my mum hasn’t been one to enjoy drinking. She doesn’t mind a glass of wine every so often, but other than that she doesn’t care much for it. Now, my dad, he would disown me on the spot.
Well that definitely wasn’t in the Irish spirit. Then again, I probably drank enough for the both of us, so you’re probably covered.
Yeah, no kidding. What is wrong with me? Thanks, man. I owe you one.
Well.. half. Counts for something though, right? Well that sounds fun.
‘Course it does. Even one percent would count. Sure was.
Why didn’t I know you were from Ireland? Probably I ashamed your hometown during my visit. I was drunk the whole time.
I dunno! Not many do. No, no, you didn’t shame my home. I did.
I’m sure the reason you didn’t get buzzed is because you get buzzed every time you go home! What part of Ireland are you from?
That’s a ridiculously valid point. I’m from Drogheda.
Question here is - is your mother bigger than your country? I don’t know man, choices, choices. What would Canada say if I went back and didn’t have poutine or butter tarts? Not cool.
No, but my mother is the love of my life and she means more to me than my country. What are poutine and butter tarts? I’m in Canada, like, nine months out of the year and have never heard of them.
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