no

Maxi; tbh, i don't really know.

[ohbrett]

Or just in love… drunk in love.

[stfumaxi]

...That was awful. Oi, who are we in love with, here?

[reidmusicnotbooks-blog]

Winnie the Pooh! You don’t know Winnie the Pooh?

[stfumaxi]

Ah, Winni the Pooh. I used to love that, but Tigger annoyed the shit out of me.

[atkins-sean-deactivated20140907]

Wait…you can’t really die from it right? You think being an actor would teach me to cry on demand but I just can’t they have to put those little drops in my eyes.

[stfumaxi]

Well, I. Shit. I hope not. You just crushed my dreams! I was almost certain there was some sort of class shit for actors to teach them how to cry. 

[reidmusicnotbooks-blog]

I like how one of Christopher Robin’s socks is always rolled down after playin’, and the other one is rolled up. 

[stfumaxi]

What are you on about, Ash?

[atkins-sean-deactivated20140907]

If you ever need to pretend like you’re crying, just rub a little bit of onion on your eye.

[stfumaxi]

Isn't that basically asking for death? You could just train yourself to cry on demand. 

[hyfrcharlie-deactivated20140910]

I could watch Bubble Guppies all day.

[stfumaxi]

Are you sure about that?

[ohbrett]

I may or may not have downloaded Beyoncé’s album and watched all 17 videos a few times tonight.

[stfumaxi]

I think somebody's a little obsessed. 

[ohbrett]

I hope she thinks m’pretty enough for you.

[stfumaxi]

Of course she would, babe. I'm the one that's not pretty enough for you.

[stfumaxi]

text messages ✉ maxi

cammy: it, was like, almost there.

cammy: it is. /all/ of my presents are amazing. it's a known fact.

cammy: shush. i'll love anything that you get me.

maxi: mm whatever help ya sleep at night bbe

maxi: very humble of you, very.

maxi: yeah but you could be just saying that so i dont feel bad

[stfumaxi]

text messages ✉ maxi

cammy: YOU BETTER BE EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS MAXIMUS

cammy: that almost rhymed

cammy: but, yes, you better be. i'm excited to give you your present (: (:

maxi: i hate to crush your dreams but

maxi: it was nowhere near.

maxi: aND FUCK YES IM EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS. my present has to be the shit okay

maxi: i'm scared you won't like yours

[reidmusicnotbooks-blog]

S’not the same, though. It’s like… He just… don’t want me right. I dunno. I just don’t know what to do to make anyone care for more than a few minutes… And I’m not supposed to talk about it, really.

[stfumaxi]

But he does. You don't have to do anything, there are tonnes of people who care for you for more than just a few minutes. Okay then.

[reidmusicnotbooks-blog]

I just love him, Maxi. Like a lot. And I might as well have killed him, honestly…

[stfumaxi]

And he loves you, too. Why, what's happened?

[ohbrett]

Special? I’m special. Is she excited, then?

[stfumaxi]

Of course you are, dummy. Oh you fucking bet, she kept pestering me with questions about you and then made a big deal about cleaning up the house, ready for when you come.

[ohbrett]

Yeah, that’s fine.

[stfumaxi]

I've already told my mum I'm bringing "someone special" over.

[reidmusicnotbooks-blog]

No... But I feel very stressed and pressured too, and I just want to be Cammy's so bad. And he does all these things, but I dunno. S'like he doesn't mean them cause he doesn't want to make it official. And I am a bad little brother. I did bad a bad thing to Greg. A REALLY bad thing.

[stfumaxi]

Well maybe you will be eventually but right now if he doesn't want to, it's not right to force him. Cammy's a very warm person. Stop saying that, you're not. It's not like you've killed him, have you?

[reidmusicnotbooks-blog]

Because he doesn’t want to be. He says its too stressful and he doesn’t want to be daddy even when he already is. He says he’s big brother and I’m little brother, not baby, and I don’t like it. I’m a bad little brother, Maxi. And no, Greg really, really, really doesn’t want to see me, I don’t think. I did something bad and now he is mad.

[stfumaxi]

We'll have to accept that, we don't wanna stress him out or make him feel pressured, do we? No you're bloody not, stop that. Well then Greg's an idiot. It can't have been that bad.

[ohbrett]

I swear.

Yes. When are we leaving for your home, then?

[stfumaxi]

I think tomorrow. That okay?