My Name Isn't Noah

14 / England / I like to draw sometimes / Apologies for my weak aesthetics

[slimetony]

Ate some cheese i found on the ground

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was it good

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was what good

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The ground

[slimetony]

love that stuff

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Places to Have Your Dream Set In: A Review

1. Your school. I don’t care if Jesus is dangling from the world’s biggest chandelier whilst breathing fire, it’s still pretty weak. First you Spend most of your waking hours in that ditch and then all of a sudden you’re dreaming about it too. Give yourself a break. 3/10.

2. An aeroplane. In my experience, not great. Too many negative outcomes possible in a world without logic or sense of anything. An aeroplane as a dream setting is no better than six feet underground, or your corpse sinking into the abyss of the ocean. But still you could have a pretty great time. 5/10.

3. An unrealistic city. As a country dweller myself this is pretty neat, as well as most of the dreams i have had set in such circumstances I’m flying and that’s sick I guess. But air pollution and traffic isn't great, only 7/10.

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microwave diaries: 15th December, 2016

little brother just got home from football training. covered in mud, has a shower, everything is good. he wants some of the left over steak pie. that‘s fine i can just put it in the microwave right?

wrong.

i put it in the microwave, check there is no trace of the tin foil left on the pie and BANG. nineteen seconds in and a gunshot-like noise reverberates from the microwave. me and little brother make eye contact with each other, terrified. all i can think is oh god not again. i tenaciously open the microwave door and there it is. the depleted bowl of pie, the rest of it strewn over the inside of the microwave. like a deserted battlefield the microwave reeks of contempt and destruction and the loss of life.

the explosion of a small piece of meat had thrown the microwave out of balance. the next ten minutes of my life were spent working away at the awful mess of pie debris adorning the inside of the microwave.

this is not the first time i have made a mistake with a microwave, nor will it be the last. i await the next incident with bated breath and a racing heart. i can no longer trust my beloved microwave.

[sticky-noah-blog]

Santa Baby could also apply to someone who has just woken up out of a coma.

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[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[h0odrich]

literally everything sounds better in Spanish

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And even more so in Italian

[h0odrich]

nadie te pregunto pinche pendejo

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Just a little humor. :)

[sticky-noah-blog]

wow I'm sure not meant to be doing anything mildly important right now

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i need to be learning the perfect passive participle for latin but i don't wanna

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idk why fingers in the mouth is so hot but it is

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

try letting your chicken fingers cool off before you eat them

[sticky-noah-blog]

chickens,,,,,,dont have fing...ers?

[localstarboy]

Possibly the greatest scene in documentary history. Incredible. #PlanetEarth2

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“Aww they got him da- OH SHIT” - Me

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god bless david attenborough

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these are the spirits that judge you when u die

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cerberus

[seong-hwaa]

The Front Bottoms // 12 Feet Deep

[samcahntent]

I promise I’ll find better things to do on a Saturday morning.

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ocean man

take me by the hand

[famicase]

eat a bunch of sand

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car hook man door hand