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caitlin • tea expert • 35 • she/they • Seattlish • huge twee stereotype • customer scream therapy device • silly life haver • aspiring british panel show contestant • cringe millennial and og tumblrina

[oblivonion]

How about them mariners huh

[oblivonion]

Just pulled off a pimple patch and it pulled out, rather cleanly, the entire innards of my pimple. That was way better than popping one tbh.

[killapunk]

is tesco feeling ok 

[daggers-drawn]

This is like a lazily rendered level from a ps1 game.

[heehoo-snek]

every hoohoohahah hahahoo

[modbox]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[oblivonion]

Ryan’s taught me that the kids in London say they’re banging gym and now I can’t say that I’m going to the gym any other way

[oblivonion]

[oblivonion]

Ryan’s taught me that the kids in London say they’re banging gym and now I can’t say that I’m going to the gym any other way

[oblivonion]

anyone here got recommendations for travel esims in the UK? I’ll be in London mostly but I am aware of how the reception can be very spotty. I used to just rely on WiFi but I am worried about not being able to chat with my partner while he goes to work and making plans for dinner etc

[oblivonion]

nordvpn has Saily, I’ve seen giffgaff but that seems more like… if I’m gonna be there over a year, seen mixed reviews with air…airiola? What’s it called??

[knifefightscene]

Harry Potter fans are so fucking annoying

[knifefightscene]

The twelve publishers that rejected JK Rowling are the most vindicated people in history

[oblivonion]

anyone here got recommendations for travel esims in the UK? I’ll be in London mostly but I am aware of how the reception can be very spotty. I used to just rely on WiFi but I am worried about not being able to chat with my partner while he goes to work and making plans for dinner etc

[oblivonion]

it has a link that says “Learn the science” on it

[markadoo]

the famous "nonthreatening feminist boy" photograph from 2013 was made entirely practically. The "mirror" effect, which would now be trivial to produce in any photo editor, was achieved by filling the room face-deep with mercury and shackling him to the floor so he didn't float to the surface

[timnericarchive]

Casey and his brother interview to promo Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[oblivonion]

haven’t heard from Janet Jackson lately, hope she’s having a good life free from worry

[badassdemonsword]

Boss... you killed... John Lennon...?

[schakira]

i hear they're putting pussy in arizona green tea lately

[turnways]