sticky mallet

biurger burge buegr

[stickymallet]

sticky mallet is my name yeah

01/20/2003

^^^^^^^^ remember it thats a national holiday

#gabe world is gabe's alter tag follow me if yuou want nothing and to gain nothing and have a net knowledge loss

[stickymallet]

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[faygo]

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

[etct-deactivated20240208]

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

[star-angel-selkie]

too many people think fascism is just evil for evil's sake when its actually comfort and justification for your biases, so when they get seduced by it they deny being fascist because they dont see themselves as evil.

[spinewank]

[stickymallet]

[vaporwavecorp]

3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving

[dragon-in-a-fez]

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

[chronicallypix]

BADASS VIDEOGAME IN THE WORKS!!!!

hiiiii ive been working on a Taiko-like rhythm game inspired by ANTONBLAST, Jet Set Radio and Persona 5 with my friends for a while!! decided to share some things on tumblr because why the hell not :P

in this game you play as a quirky adhd girl named June who picks up bounty hunting and kicks all ass in a 10 mile radius

all is work in progress!!!

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[ewaneneollav]

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[stickymallet]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[rexalogy]

This is the nicest strategy for rejecting someone’s romantic confession: You are not attracted to me. It may seem that way, but only because I have features you can find attractive and due to our proximity giving you a sense of familiarity. Those qualities could fool anybody into thinking they are attracted to another person. But it’s okay: I’m glad you told me, because I can assure you aren’t. *never looks you in the eye again*

[girls--complex]

Jax helps me