Dec 2, 2025
i'm sure you'd react with such delectable confusion and adorable embarrassment when mommy plays one of her cunning pranks on you
it's like you want to make yourself into such perfect japebait for me
and like, this post is a joke, but a great benefit of having made it is seeing how many people respond with earnest fluster. that's right, engage with how much you want to be the plaything of a girl who is fundamentally a clown, how nice it is to have somebody who can outwit you pressing your buttons.
and in that light it makes it even more embarrassing to get all worked up over a joke, right?
