I Can't Sleep Without My Pillow.

Yo! I'm Stiles, damn glad to meet ya. (A mostly light-hearted RP blog for your favorite sarcastic sidekick. OC, multi-verse, and multi-fandom friendly. Mun is underaged. Tracking tag: stilesxstilinskix. OOC tag: behind the lax helmet.)

[stilesxstilinskix]

*Thinks about Liam* *gets nervous*

[09starcrosse]

Liam Dunbar Account

New Liam Dunbar RP account

| Bio | Muse Info | Mun Info |

[justkirayukimuraarchive-blog]

Where are all the Liam Dunbars though?

[urselrants]

   Under the cut, you will find #102 bordered icons of Dylan Sprayberry as Liam Dunbar in Teen Wolf 5x01 & 5x02! These are all roleplayable and were edited by me, I’d really appreciate if you liked/reblogged this if you found this helpful. Thank you! :)

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[rp-memes]

♥ Want to rp with me? Send some to start! ♥

☁- Our muses in a thunderstorm.

✿- Our muses in a garden.

♫- Our muses at a concert.

☏- One of the muses giving the other a prank call.

★- Our muses looking at the stars.

†- Our muses in a church.

☤- One of our muse’s is hurt.

❤- Our muses are both alone on valentine’s day.

☢- Our muses during a radioactive breakout.

☠- One of our muse’s died, and the other is at the grave. (possibly ghost or drabble)

✈- Our muses on a plane.

▲- Our muses on an elevator. 

▼- Our muses in a broken elevator.

[shanghaiedskylark-archive-deact]

Summer-themed starter sentences!

“Woah! When did you get so tan?”

“You could have drowned!”

“It’s so hot… Maybe you should take your clothes off.”

“Buy me an ice cream!”

“There’s a festival tonight, if… you don’t have plans already?”

“My house has air conditioning, you know.”

“I think I’m melting…”

“Take me to the beach!”

“We could just sneak in to the movies…”

“You’re totally sunburned! You look like a lobster!”

“Don’t touch me, I’m already sweaty…”

“But… I can’t swim.”

“You can’t swim?”

“Stop eating your ice cream like that, you’re giving me ideas…”

“Let’s go skinny dipping tonight.”

“Is this… *your* speedo?”

“Do you want to go to the theme park with me?”

“The ferris wheel stopped…”

“Send some of that breeze my way.”

“You can’t just sleep all summer.”

“You’re hogging the fan.”

“Put some clothes on!”

“You’ve never been camping?”

“I’m afraid of rollercoasters…”

“It’s too hot for that…”

“Did you do your summer homework?”

“So once you go home, I guess we won’t see each other anymore…”

“I wish this summer could last forever.”

[quank]

ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted

[stilesxstilinskix]

send me one for my muse's reaction

"Are we really doing this?"

"Are you doing this to upset me?"

"Friends don't look at each other like that."

"Give me a chance."

"I am not doing that."

"I can prove you wrong."

"I can show you the world."

"I did a bad thing."

"I don't want to love you, but I do."

"I missed you."

"I regret last night."

"I think we can pull through."

"I think you need to get in my bed. Now."

"I thought you were gone forever."

"I want you naked. Now."

"I'm a bad person."

"I'm breaking up with you."

"I'm not who you think I am."

"I'm pregnant."

"If you and I were the only two people alive on the planet, I still wouldn't have sex you."

"Marry me?"

"Please, don't do this."

"Stop yelling at me."

"That outfit would look better on my bedroom floor."

"There is no one I hate more than you."

"This is not fair."

"This is not the time nor place."

"We are not getting a pet."

"We can't do this anymore."

"What are you doing?"

"Who do you think you are?"

"Why are you doing this to me?"

"Why aren't you answering my calls?"

"You shouldn't have done that."

"You'll regret this."

"You're being inappropriate."

"You're the one person I actually trust."

[stilesxstilinskix]

Texts From Last Night II

[text] So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...

[text] Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.

[text] The pizza guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped

[text] No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.

[text] We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.

[text] You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM

[text] the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself

[text] I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.

[text] leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things

[text] I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.

[text] Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.

[text] The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.

[text] I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.

[text] I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation

[text] I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.

[text] Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank

[text] I just forgot I was standing up.

[text] I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.

[text] Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.

[text] we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'

[text] I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.

[text] You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone

[daddario-mateo-deactivated20180]

Me on the first day of school

[the-bored-cat]

One Day a Woman had 100 children.

She sadly did not have the creativity to name all of them unique names so she named each one a number from 1-100. One of them was named “one”, the next was “two” and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident, 99 of the children died. The only one who survived was the one named “Ninety”. Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life and she even had a few children of her own. One day, while Ninety’s children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and the decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it “This” so that they could talk about it around their mom without her knowing. They would say “Lets go take This outside.” and things like that behind their mom’s back. One day, while Ninety’s children were not paying attention, This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car. This eventually dies and Ninety’s kids don’t tell their mother even then. No one else ever hears about This ever again.

Only Ninety’s Kids remember This.

[formerlywolf-and-kitten-deactiv]

OMG

[pennguiin]

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

[ablackgirldaydreaming]

Omg!!!! I finally got my son Mightyduck I’m laughing so hard!!!

[africanaquarian]

she got him back!

[yungaunz]

Lmao this make me happy

[maybeantonioj]

RFOLLLLLLLLLLLLL about time!

[tenymemes-blog]

Send me a ☹ and my muse will tell you about something that makes them sad.

[angstmemes]

unrequited love/infidelity starter sentences

“I’ve been fucking the neighbour, okay?!” “We haven’t been intimate in weeks. That must say something about how I make you feel.” “I was only ever here because I pitied you… and then it escalated and I didn’t know how to get out.” “To me you’re nothing more than a mercy fuck.” “I can’t believe you were lying to me all this time.” “There is nothing I want more than to be with you, but I can’t.” “You’re nothing but a warm mouth to me.” “You can’t just lead me on for weeks and expect me to be okay with that all being made up!” “No, I’m not okay! You hurt me and now you expect me to feel sorry for you? You can’t blame your mistakes on your ‘problems’ all the time, okay?! I thought you loved me!” “I can’t believe you actually thought I was in love with you.” “I knew you were cheating on me. Well, guess what: last night I cheated on you too. I wanted you to know what it felt like.” “I had no idea you felt like that about me. I thought you were just interested in me as a friend. I’m sorry.” “I wasn’t leading you on! We were just having fun, right? It’s not my fault you got your hopes up.” “Woah, it was a one night stand, nothing more, okay?” “You mean this as a sex only thing, right? I don’t do relationships.” “No, you can’t come over. I’m married and have kids. Wrap your head around that.” “If you thought I could ever be into you like that, you thought wrong.” “You’re not my type.” “So, who is it that you’re fucking? Is he/she hotter than me? Younger? What is it?” “Oh my god, you’re in love with me, aren’t you?” “I’ve met someone.” “You’re getting too clingy. I don’t like them when they get clingy.” “You just don’t make me happy anymore. It’s as simple as that.” “Do you even still love me? Or have you just grown bored with me? What is it? I can’t go on not knowing anymore.” “So now you want me to believe that you didn’t want to fuck him/her?! Like that sort of thing happens as a mistake– Or, you mean…?” “We fell in love too quickly for me to realise what I was getting myself into. This wasn’t a good idea.” “Please just kiss me one last time?”

[3ds-xl]

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

[ambermayvlog-blog]

I fucking hate this website 

[stilesxstilinskix]

an extensive prompt masterlist pt. 2

( SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )

"Are we really just friends, then?"

"Do you want me to leave?"

"I can't believe you!"

"I swear it won't happen again."

"What did you say?"

"I'm not jealous, why would you say that?"

"Why are you smiling so much today?"

"You're jealous, aren't you?"

"They were just a friend, okay? Nothing more."

"When you said you loved me, I thought it was going to be forever."

"I'm sorry I called you at 3AM. I needed you."

"Maybe I was wrong. I don't need you in my life."

"We can't keep doing this."

"I don't want to be your secret, anymore."

"I have the right to know what's going on!"

"The police are coming."

"I might have had a few shots."

"Are you sure this is legal?"

"Isn't this amazing?"

"I'm going to take care of you, okay?"

"I don't need your sympathy."

"I'll miss you when you leave."

"You have to believe me."

"I'm a monster."

"You shouldn't love me."

"Stay the night. Please."

"You can't die. Please don't die."

"Run away with me."

"It's about the baby. It's yours."

"I wish this could last forever, don't you?"

( SEND ME A SYMBOL FOR A DRABBLE/AU ABOUT OUR MUSES. )

❤: the morning after.

♛: my muse finds your muse after they ran away.

✎: a journal entry about your muse written by my muse.

▲: my muse is dying in your muse's arms.

▼: your muse is dying in my muse's arms.

★: our muses go stargazing.

✌: our muses spending christmas together.

☯: our muses share a new years' kiss.

✿: my muse gives yours a gift.

☠: your muse comes back to my muse's doorstep 5 years after their death was announced.

♒: our muses spend a day at the beach.

➳: your muse says their first "i love you" to my muse.

☁: my muse says their first "i love you" to your muse.

☏: my muse's voicemail to your muse after a huge fight.

💍: our muse's wedding day.

( SEND ME A TEXT FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )

[text]: What do you want now?

[text]: So that wasn't you leaving the bar with another person?

[text]: Goodnight, I love you.

[text]: This is why you're my best friend.

[text]: Help, I'm lost.

[text]: Do you want to bet on that?

[text]: I miss you so much, you have no idea.

[text]: Guess who just got back in town.

[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now.

[text]: So... I just broke up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.

[text]: We're breaking up.

[text]: We can't keep doing this anymore!

[text]: Come on, come to the party!

[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.

[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.

[text]: I can't believe I wasted my first kiss on you.

[text]: I overheard what you said. I didn't know that's what you thought of me.

[text]: I call bullshit.

[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn't you?

[text]: There's nothing you can do to get me back.

[stilesxstilinskix]

IM BACK AND I HAVE HARDCORE LIAM FEELS SO LIAM BLOGS HMU!