im like a tiger of money

im eddie im in my early 30s im white im a he/him dont follow me if youre a minor

[quank]

[mmusclemuseum]

amazing wayback machine find

[3000s]

when i go somewhere on friday people are always like "have a nice weekend" but i work weekends and this is my sunday

sorry i cant get the hi off of my skeleton right now

[magiconic]

Don't worry I covered up the "HI" so no one can read it

[3000s]

thank you, much better

[dickstolebyanalien]

touch my me and buy me money

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[hincithur]

— problematic texture gap

[contextfreepatentart]

Submitted by @donjuaninhell

[muscularguns]

[chips1977]

Shit fuckin hurt coming out

[3000s]

does anybody know what happens if im jumping and popping at the same time

[kaoinim]

DO NOT DO THIS

it makes chlorine gas

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[alisoun-deactivated20240131]

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

[lemonsweet]

Little girl on my tour: (about daddy-long-legs) can they hurt you?

Me: well they look a little creepy, but they have no venom or fangs so they can't hurt you at all. In fact the oil on your hands would probably hurt them more than anything

Girl: hehe

Her mom: thats not funny that's super sad

Little boy: I WOULD BE NICE TO THEM

[lemonsweet]

If daddy-long-legs was speaking I would sit my ass down and listen

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Hidden developer message from Bart Simpson’s Escape from Camp Deadly

[jaubaius]

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses