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-inserts sketchy looking eyes about the usual inappropriate thoughts- <3Joo
Send me "ಠ_ಠ" to know an inappropriate thought my muse has had about yours.
Well fuck me, I’ve had so many inappropriate thoughts about Joo, it’ll be rather difficult to pick just one. Let’s see… not only does that woman exuberate sex appeal, she can really back it up too— if you know what I mean. [/he mischievously winks, snickering under his breath at the thought of it;]
Now, jokes aside, if there is one thing I honestly cannot get out of my mind it’s a tie between the way her sexy as fuck legs tightly wrap around me when we’re caught up in the heat of the moment and the sensually tantalizing sounds she cries out in the process. Now if you whale excuse me, I have a booty call to make.
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Sorry not sorry, Yunho, but you’re not my type. I mean… why so sirius all the time?
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ Sounds exactly how I’ve been deciding to plan out the rest of my life
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ We’ll be centuries old together and eating pizza and biting ears and tails.
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ What’s growing up anyway?
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ Doors unlocked by the way, welcome to come in through the balcony, though
[text] You totally get me, Reni <3
[text] Rolling around in fluffy tails and nibbling on each other's ears centuries later, what are our lives?
[text] Alright! I'll be there in a little bit. Time to give Valentina a trial run.
Tossing the phone into her purse, Jooyeon's already out the door and climbing into the new car parked outside as she sings to herself. As soon as she turned on the Ferrari, she revved the engine a few times, squealing in delight at the sound of the power beneath the hood. "I fucking love Italy," she breathed out, chuckling as she put the car in drive and sped out of the driveway.
It took her a few minutes, but soon enough her car is parked outside the other's home. Already too excited, Jooyeon passed the front door, instead going toward her usual entrance to his house. With a hop, skip, and a jump, she's already swinging her legs over the railing of his bedroom's balcony before stumbling inside. Jooyeon took a moment, glancing at all of the packed bags, then looking over at him in amusement. "You seem to have made a lot of progress."
Don’t hurt my pride, Jooyeon. That’s a dangerous thing to poke at. (/clicks his tongue in disapproval) Are you well?
It wouldn't be me if I left you unscathed though, would it? {` She arches an eyebrow, amused before shrugging.} As well as can be. {` Lifts up a set of keys.} I got a new toy so I've been having a fun time these past few days, but that's about it. And yourself?
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I don’t even want to understand the relationship you two have.
(/raises both hands up and walks away very quietly) I have somebody else, I swear— not tryin’ anything. She’s all yours.
I'm all-- excuse me. I have my own agenda, too. Besides, I don't even understand any relationship between the three of us.
actually, yeah, this would be really amusing. * stilettoxjooyeon
(/he laughs out loud, stumbling out of his chair and barely saving his soju bottle from being knocked over as the table jolted) Is she around? Should I bend over and wait for her to come over? Woman’s got the best rack I’ve ever seen. You’d let her whip you too, if you saw—
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Send me a △ for a goodbye letter my muse would write to yours.
Dear Yeonnie,
I’m sorry. I have been known for my emotional capabilities, tossing aside useless feelings and stuffing the soft ache of pain and sorrow into the deepest corners of my mind. I’ve always been good at that, ignoring how I felt.
But it seems this case is the opposite, it’s always been like this; after you. Everything’s changed since the moment I knew you were the one I wanted to have by my side forever, you’ve made me a different person and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to thank you enough for that. Even as I write this, my heart is full of regrets and a guilt that I know will kill me inside for every single day that I go without seeing you until the world falls black.
I’m sorry I couldn’t be better, I always wanted to become a greater man than I was before but it seems I’ve failed to do so. But please know that every moment I was with you; I tried. I tried so hard to morph myself into someone new, someone that you could look at and be proud of. But I know everything has come crashing down lately, and I’d understand if you didn’t think that way to begin with.
I’m just disappointed in myself, because I thought I had so much time. Thought that I’d be able to spend the rest of my days by your side and not have to worry about a single thing in the world; but reality always has done a good job of getting rid of any false hopes. And I’m sorry if I gave you any of that, sorry that I promised forever when it’s been cut away from us so quickly— and without much warning.
But I do want to thank you for the memories, for every moment we were able to share together. I don’t think you understand, or anyone in the world for that matter, how much you mean to me. I know I told you before how much you remind me of Lumine, but that’s all in the past now. You, yourself, mean everything to me. My Jooyeon, my noona. The person that you are and the person that you helped me become are all little reasons why I’ve come to love you so endlessly, and I know no matter what there won’t be a single person on earth who will be able to take your position in my heart. Your existence has been so permanently imprinted on my soul that I don’t even know what I’m going to do without you anymore.
Maybe that’s why it’s best that I won’t have to do anything anymore, not after they come take me away. I ran away from Italy all those years back for a reason, I am a slave of my own race; we are all imprisoned to a world where greater beings rule us. And I disobeyed when I shouldn’t have, but I’m glad that I did. I would have never been able to meet you had I not, so even though the consequence that I pay for it now is fatal; I wouldn’t trade it for the world.
I’d find you time and time again, if I’m ever reborn into someone new and you happen to be in the same lifetime as I am; I would find you. I would find you and I’d choose you, every single time. Please don’t forget this.
Don’t come looking for me anymore; I won’t be around. My time has come to an end, I love you noona. Always.
I’ll come find you again, we’ll start over in a new century.
Love,
Reni.
No one will ever understand the relationship I have with Jooyeon.
I don't even understand the relationship you have with me.
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ When you decide to unpack I’ll come over to your house instead
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ Yes !!!
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ Don’t need anything, food is fine. I’ll eat whatever you’re having.
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ Or maybe we could order pizza
[text] ok. later this week, then!
[text] pizza sounds really good, i just moaned in excitement.
[text] how about i come over and we order pizza, you attempt to unpack while I play with my tails, then we eat pizza and play with my tails more while figuring out what to do with our lives for the next century?
[text] sound good?
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ Thought so. ( Because me too. )
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ You can come over.
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ … Maybe we can both play with your tails and unpacking will be long forgotten.
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ Who unpacks anyway?
[text] Good question. I've still got a suitcase of clothes sitting in the corner of my bedroom
[text] I have all the time in the world to unpack anyway.
[text] Should I pick up food and we can sit around and play with my tails, then?
[text] Or do you need anything while I'm out?
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ Just like it’s owner. ;—)
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ I’m unpacking right now! Other than that, nothing at all. What about you, noona?
[ ʏᴇᴏɴɴɪᴇ ] ➝ Bored?
[text] Down, boy. : )
[text] Nothing much just, you know...
[text] OK I'm actually really bored.
[text] Can I come over and sit around and play with my tails while you unpack? I'll behave I promise
[text] You can’t?
[text] Well.. I guess it’s less exciting than hunting people?
[text] And how can you be sure? Maybe you did. Even if I want to believe that my organs saved someone else’s life.
[text] Ah! So it was Italian! I tried to call you, but your phone started talking to me in a foreign language.
[text] …did you have fun?
[text] Nope. My fridge is empty and I'm too lazy to go to the store atm
[text] It's far less exciting, but doesn't take as much effort. Jet lag made me sleepy.
[text] I'm sure because this is only the second time I've gone to the hospital instead, and because I felt your heart through your chest. Believe me when I say I haven't eaten your heart, bud.
[text] Er. Yeah. It was on a whim. I had fun, though! Visited Rome, got some tiramisu and a few tastes of Italy. I even stole a red ferrari. It should be arriving here by boat soon.
[text] And how are you?
[text] …if you are talking about an heart, no thanks. You know I don’t eat that stuff.
[text] I didn’t know you used to steal hearts from the hospital.
[text] Maybe in the end you did eat mine and we don’t know that.
[text] Anyway, I’m glad to know that you are okay. I didn’t hear from you in forever…
[text] Just thought to offer. Sorry I can't offer you anything else.
[text] I don't do it often. Probably my second attempt at doing so.
[text] Aha. Nope. Didn't eat yours, and I'm well aware of that, trust me.
[text] I was in Italy. I just got home earlier this week. Haven't heard from you either, though.
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At the mentioning of his stomach, Renier unconsciously found himself thinking about food— and it seemed almost weird how she seemed to know him more than he knew himself. The thought of chewing at a deer flashed across his mind for a split second before he shook the thought away, keeping his gaze steady on the other as he kept the smile on his face lit. “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.” He chuckled, suddenly relieved that the older hadn’t questioned him on his mannerisms as she usually would; instead changing the subject— much to his relief. “Why don’t we stop by a cafe for a little bit and get something to eat; then I’ll show you around a bit. We can visit the Colloseum, though it’s kind of a shame no events occur in there anymore.” He snorted then, shaking his head. “Trevi Fountains pretty popular too, and so are the art galleries. Or we could just cause some mischief; maybe go through with that Ferrari plan you had going on.” He grinned, offering the female his arm for her to take as he raised his eyebrows.
With a smile still on her face, Jooyeon reached up and took hold of the straps of her bag as she looked around, actually quite excited at the fact that she was far from home for once. "Yes, that," she replied, sticking her tongue playfully at the other. "We'll do as the Romans do for now. Of course, starting off with some food." She listened, nodding along when appropriate, only to burst into laughter at the last part of the other's words. Taking the other's arm, Jooyeon held onto him and walked along with him. "Let's get something to eat first, yes. You can show me better food choices than a burrito supreme with cinnamon twists from Taco Bell. Although do you think I could sample the... other cuisine while we're still here? And we can just do anything you want, really." She nodded, swinging the other's arm as she sways along. "I'm here on vacation but you're here to keep yourself occupied and that's what we're going to do. Let's have fun, okay?"