My Puppers Name Is Bagel

SoCal & 24 Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor & always down to get drunk 👍

[bob-belcher]

ARIANA GRANDE JUST COMMITTED A MURDER!

[prasejeebus]

Y’all left out the best parts though…

[vladtheunfollower]

[bagh0st-deactivated20240223]

Hes trying his best. I love him.

[fuks]

[loxoceleste-deactivated20210613]

me as a cowboy: Giddy up pardner! Yeehaw *makes a lasso* 

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21/8/2018

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dude

[mobpsycho100]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[stability]

[997]

[machetelanding]

[karalora]

Animal Intelligence

Ever notice how they keep moving the goalposts when it comes to animal intelligence vs. human intelligence?

“Humans are completely unique. No other animal uses tools.”

“Actually, wild sea otters have been observed using rocks to open shellfish.”

“Okay, but that’s not true intelligence. They just pick the rocks up; they don’t alter them in any way.”

“Chimps peel the leaves from sticks to make more effective termite probes.”

“Well, that’s just technology. Only humans have art.”

“What about painting elephants? Art critics often can’t tell the difference between their work and a human’s.”

“Okay fine. But only humans have language. That’s the mark of true intelligence.”

“These African Grey Parrots use hundreds of words correctly and even ask original questions.”

“Oh yeah? Well, does any non-human species demonstrate self-awareness?”

“Dolphins pass the mirror test without training.”

“Pfft. How about problem-solving?”

“I can’t keep squirrels out of my bird feeder no matter what I do.”

“Aha! Bet you can’t think of a species that possesses all these traits! Only humans! We’re No. 1! We’re No. 1!”

“Crows.”

“LALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOOOOUUUUUUUUU…”

[pom-seedss]

Are we smart enough to know how smart animals are? by Frans de Waal explores this exact question and its a fascinating read.

[nelkitty]

Humans had enough trouble seeing other humans as human. We are not even remotely smart enough to know how smart animals are. We would have a huge existential crisis if we realised other creatures are as sentient and aware as we are.

[whatisjessupto]

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For the 90’s Kids.

[istilldontknowher]

[kontrollsysteme]

this song was the beginning of the homosexual russian psyop

[icameas-roman]

10 year old me

[drrockbell]

“Scoob, like we gotta fight the homunculi man!”

[pure-ification]

Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ

[tracingrainbows]

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

[smalltownboymp3]

harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

[hashtagloveloses]

SYMBROCK CONFIRMED

[ahaze]

Update:

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[thagoodthings]

WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN CRACKHEADS I PROMISE ILL KILL YOU

[thagoodthings]

Why the clown sound like that

[mimi-love-deactivated20211230]

^^^ lmfao

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Me

[barryelbeardo]

I’ve been searching for this for time!

[sailorbrazil]

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

[sailorbrazil]

her house looks like shit and shes broke as hell but ive seen at least 1 person faint over her two-star celebrity ass

[sailorbrazil]

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

[iamoutofideas]

her house looks like a taco bell

[sailorbrazil]

it is

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