part time soulmate//full time problem

30 she/her - married and not interested - 18+ minors dni

[still-asunbeam]

uh i post on reddit now btw

u/still--asunbeam

[still-asunbeam]

mum calling me fat and simultaneously forcing me to eat n then she wonders why i have a terrible relationship with food and my body image ??

[blasesaint]

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[dogpuppy]

[touchmytylenol]

Today sucked I need to fuck a nerd

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[xxxhoekage]

my links 🌱

[mellowxjane]

So when you’re in my presence you should fuckin’ kneel

[still-asunbeam]

so fearless ive stopped lying to my doctor n just hit her up w "hey i wanna kms" and she says no worries n extends my sick line

[angelic-ren]

need a guy to stick his hand between my legs while i'm trying to hold a conversation and then make fun of me for struggling to form words

[lamentelle]

[boyeatter]

the deed is done

[still-asunbeam]

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[2ward]

ppl doing long distance pet play on here is so fucking funny like your dog is off its leash bro . it’s in another state

[jeanritchie]

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

[jeanritchie]