Never Stop Smiling

In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

[glamwisegamgee]

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

[memewhore]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

made another banger

[nastylillasagnebitchboy]

IM DIEGO AND I HAVE A KNIFE. My favourite quote from the new series

[upset-hufflepuff]

idk but the fact that reginald somehow avoided getting all the kids from the umbrella academy because he met them in '63 and didn't like them but still managed to accidentally get one because he didn't know he was there is so funny to me,

[chrishemsworht]

The Hargreeves Siblings +  onomatology (insp)

[virgils-thundercloud]

the handler: and i will do what ever it takes to destroy your happiness.

klaus: my happiness?

klaus: *turns to ben* am i happy?

[tremendoustenderness]

When Luther and Diego try to work together, all braincells immediately vacate the premises.

[klaus-is-the-real-number-1]

The Umbrella Academy Movie Posters (or what I imagine they would look like)

(Click for better quality, please don’t repost without credit)

[27-umbrellas]

I, like Klaus, am not good at doing things because I, like Klaus, am sexy trash

[guerrillatech]

[ryegarden]

gay rights haha rb patreon insta

[ljutefisk]

[awed-frog]

Not bad for a bunch of random noises we make with our mouths. Well done, everyone.

[darthfar]

Want to learn Hokkien (Quanzhang)? “Gong gong gong, gong gong* gong gong, gong gong gong” translates to, “Grandfather said that a (water) tumbler hit him and made him dizzy.” XD  *This one should rightly be written as “kong”… not that it makes much difference…

[ferrousferrule]

I collected a bunch of "haha I don't have 2020 vision" "oh God not like that" posts

[nyctosaurid]

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

[dimetrodone]

Undocked unrestrained

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

The reason most farmers dock (cut off) the tails is to prevent fly strike, an often lethal infection of fly larvae in the rear of the sheep. Without a (VERY FLUFFY) tail for fecal matter to accumulate on, fly strike is almost completely eliminated!

[brunhiddensmusings]

there is a wide variety of similar treatments for farm animals that are entirely for the animals well being pigs get their tail curled and tusks removed as babies so they dont accidentally nip each other while playing or stab each other just walking around- even a small tail nip might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood goats/cows often have their horns removed as babies as well both for obvious reasons to prevent stabbings but also to prevent them from growing in weird that can cause pain and infection for the animal chickens and other poultry, especially pet ones or hobby farms, might have their flight feathers clipped to prevent them from flying over fences, where their life expectancy is nill outside the farm/owners enclosure

[rabbitfishes]

Very good and valid points but please tell me what you mean by “might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood” before I lose my marbles

[battlships]

Pigs are omnivores and cannibals. Fun fact if you ever have need to dispose of a body, tossing it in a pigpen will get rid of it real fast.

[amaronith]

There’s a reason why everyone went into a full blown panic when Dorothy fell into the pigpen in the Wizard of Oz. Pigs are vicious.

[acefandom103]

[sooske-deactivated20200915]

[myososheep]

[purified-zone]

does… does the same apply to living bodies…

[apples-and-pie]

In some circumstances yes

[cookingwithroxy]

As someone with a family member who lost a finger to a pig, yes. Yes it does. Not a wild pig, a farm pig.

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

It actually would take around a week for them to get rid of a full body, unless youve got 14+ pigs. Rate of consumption depends on the number of pigs, the size of the body, and the state of decay

[tooiconic]

[tachiikoma]