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Randomness-ness with a sprinkle of chuckles and geeky things 

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

It doesn’t matter, he looks cute in both cases 💚

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

THIS LOOK LIKE A SHITTY EDIT BUT IS REAL

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[fairycosmos]

honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything. she doesn’t even know what day it is

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

[thebootydiaries]

Me: oh thats cute

*checks price tag*

Me: no its not

[mydays]

these take you for a ride.

[catsbeaversandducks]

CATCTUS

Photo by Luis Cortez‎

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[heijian]

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

[parkway-nosedive]

there are two ways to read this

[constant-diablerie]

any noun can become a verb if you don’t care enough

[yupokaysuremhm]

This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence

[constant-diablerie]

I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK

[yupokaysuremhm]

BEAUTIFUL

[fellowfeline]

you see thats why i love english

[ailithnight]

I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning.

[constant-diablerie]

GOOD

[standing-in-peace]

My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall

[edelvicess]

why do these make some semblance of sense 😨

[roseverdict]

Because brains don’t brain logically

[couldbeglorious]

Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn’t logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english !

[swampxwitchxhattie]

I hate that this makes sense

[bibidebabideboo]

[wasforcenturies-deactivated2016]

we’ll meet again in another life

[chromatocloo]

Pieces of Viking pottery with traces of cat and dog paws, seen at the Musée de Normandie in Caen Castle

“So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s artwork.” - My sis who took the photo

[tharook]

“ruined”? made better

[gabbypie64]

It’s very humanizing to imagine some poor potter in the past screaming “nnnnooooooo bad kitty” somewhere in Scandinavia

[wbicepuppy]

If it was ruined, the artisan wouldn’t have baked it.

[pumpkin-bread]

That’s… that’s a delightful point you just made.

This person chose to bake and keep their cat’s artistic contribution.

[edensmidian]

Stamps of approval

[onlytwitterpics]

[butt-berry]

LOOK AT THE BABY PIKACHU BEFORE PICHU EXISTED

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via @snickers)

[conspicuouslad]

Honestly that’s a brilliant marketing strategy

[giraffepoliceforce]

Can you imagine being an intern and your boss comes up to you one day and says “hey wander around the city and put these stickers wherever someone fucked up.”