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[strulobitchhh]

lando norris is a world champion, yes, no one cares, the best thing is that the Aston guys will no longer continue driving the horrible amr25 and they will have a better car next year 🥳🥳🥳

[stilliwilllivehere]

Double Aston points what a change from p20 and p19 P5 and p7!!!!

[leftneb]

gay people goddamn galore today

[my-f1-things]

Hi! what you are about to read is a non-important but necessary (for me) rant about Aston Martin, if you are not feeling like it please skip the post.

I love my team, and I'll never stop loving them, however,

WHY ARE WE SO UGLY! LIKE, WE HAVE THE UGLIEST MERCH EVER!!! AND WE NEVER DO SPECIAL LIVERIES FOR ANYTHING!!

EVEN STAKE KICK SAUBER HAS ALTERNATIVE LIVERIES!!!

I know the priority is that the car goes fast, but it's not like we are achieving that either!!! like, you cannot be bad at both.

We have the ugliest, less entertain, less functional website, THEY AREN'T EVEN SENDING DRIVER CARDS!!!!

I GOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMAIL FROM WILLIAMS! I didn't even know I was subscribed to their email. BUT NOTHING FROM AM.

Like, I know there ain't many of us, but PLEASE still care about the few that are here.

I have a blast watching the others teams socials and activities or podcasts and challenges or their dynamics. AND WE DO NOTHING, WE ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT DO NOTHING!!

At some point we did these things, BUT IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS SINCE THERE HAS BEEN ONE OF THESE THINGS.

THIS IS WHY THERE ARE 10 OF US, we do nothing to make ourselves attractive. We have nothing going for us, no results, no history, no commentary, no style, no fun activities, NOTHING.

EVERYONE seems more fun than us and prettier than us. no exceptions.

[stilliwilllivehere]

Ts so real because I love this team but we lack sooo much and I won't be caught dead wearing that ugly ahh merch

[geraniumstudy-deactivated202508]

I feel bad cuz I like the merch but maybe because it is green, I don't check the other things and the podcast ones I don't think Lance will want to do that after all the things F1 fans says about him and Alonso in reality is an introvert that like his privacy, but has his extrovert moments here and there.

[stilliwilllivehere]

The greens not bad but the yellow green combos are not to cute, also if people didnt unnecessarily hate lance and Fernando they could make media work but admin lowkey wont even post about lance

[frederikvesti]

do people not know that the f in rpf also stands for fucking keep that shit on lockdown

[stilliwilllivehere]

Did I just watch Lance and Fernando read the worst pick-up lines I've ever heard in my entire life to each other 😭😭

[enlightining]

neither of them are that funny need them to stand up

[sainzbrina55]

Relax bro, aint nobody taking him from u

(jk, i will take him)

[sainzbrina55]

It makes me really sad that i could never pull Lance because im not a short old man 😪😪

[wiltking]

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

[kitteyrenlover]

strollonso double date with whoever the hell Aston and Martin are

[icingunderthesky]

I hope he recovers

[carracerbarbie]

Fernando heard that people were calling Lance a flop and said "not on my watch" and flopped even harder. Romance is alive <3

[stilliwilllivehere]

That awkward moment your boyfriend brings up your first love for a video trend??

[frenchfrysimp]

mfs will really be like i can't sunday i have the race as if they're gonna drive in the goddamn race

[stilliwilllivehere]

Random F1 drivers as LPS

[stilliwilllivehere]

Fernando and Lance as LPS 🐾