idk

a couple years ago I made a post about my dad stealing one of my pads and that's my legacy but yeah now I reblog things that I think are funny but in reality they probably aren't *if I ever post something that upsets you, please let me know!*

[gogtopia]

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

[lesmiserablol]

my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed

[bloodenjoyer]

Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle for fake leather just look for real leather and youll find the right thrift shop eventually make sure to have chapstick with you at all times dont use a public restroom until youve checked to make sure theres toilet paper in the stall with you dont eat out if you cant tip shoplifting from corporations is totally fine and vandalism is also ok Dont get caught always trust ur gut unless your tummy hurts in which case do not trust your gut take an antacid take benadryl when you are itchty but never more than 2 at a time dont get high on benadryl because it sucks Do not get high on any cough syrup with acetaminophen in it if you value your liver do not listen to brendon uries solo work sometimes you should eat a little treat just because youcan. Always dress extravagantly and wear platform shoes if you can. Be nice. ok thats it

[pinetreesandhoneybees]

[dressingasolinemoved-deactivate]

Liveblogging this autopsy

[dressingasolinemoved-deactivate]

This guy's fucking dead LOL

[dressingasolinemoved-deactivate]

Um

[butterflypeaflowertea]

so like everything is real and we just have to deal with it huh

[lovestory]

I never speak a sentence without saying actually, genuinely, seriously, or literally because I need everyone to know how sincere I am about the bullshit that comes out of my mouth

[2productive]

Always wear your cutest outfit. Stop saving so many looks for “special occasions”. You showing up is a special occasion. Look your best.

[valtsv]

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

[melanocetuss]

a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[thoughtsofdog]

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

[fake]

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

[artttho]

adhd says i simply must yell

[adhd-alien]

“You are so random!!” ahaha, right…. Part 2 of my series about things people frequently misinterprete about our actions and behaviors! I hope this will help someone communicate better with their loved ones. Part 1 here Here is my patreon!

[thestylesphotos]

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