King X

Never Sleepin' Always Creepin'

[hplyrikz]

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via hplyrikz)

[refactortactical]

[buttpoems]

playing with new programs

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

PART TWO

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild

[tooiconic]

I CAN’T READ THIS

[la-volpe-bianca]

Good shit

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Trust must be earned” implies “guilty until proven innocent”

[tastefullyoffensive]

Dashing af. (via uniqueusername_ornot)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Walking around without a case on my phone is a lot like having sex with girls without a condom. It feels good and looks cool, but I know eventually an expensive accident is gonna happen.

[christinetylerhill]

[debdamnn]

You ever just wanna fuck someone so rough but love them so softly

[bubbalicious28-deactivated20190]

[majorleagueinfidel]

Battle of Tora Bora (2001).

[lifeinthesilentranks-blog]

[drugwar-deactivated20141007]

[tacticalsquad]

[military-life]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[shitmystudentswrite]

Why not

If bees and wasps are black and yellow, why can’t the devil be a goat?