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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

ragsweas

At that moment a thunderous crash sent everyone, living and dead, whirling to stare at Pippin Took.

"Oops," he said, his eyes wide and his face sheepish.

"Did he just throw Grechar down a well?" Ori demanded incredulously.

"This Hobbit is related to Bilbo," retorted Óin, and he ignored Thorin's sudden dark look. "He's goin' to do stupid things in spectacular fashion every now an' then."

"You will take that back," Thorin growled.

"One word, your majesty," Óin snapped. "Trolls."

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I am dying😂😭😭

luthiendraws

The “I made you a pen” in Sansukh riPPED MY HEART OUT.

officer-lahit

the ribbon came undone 🍃

norr106

gigolas pilled

soloragoldsun

Legolas fell in love with Gimli slowly, starting from when they were in Lothlorien together and he witnessed the Dwarf's silver tongue for the first time when he spoke to Galadriel.

Gimli fell in love with Legolas with all the force of a hammer on an anvil at the exact moment Legolas said: "You would die before your stroke fell!" to Eomer.

wakingupthetrees

imagine being an orc in battle and seeing your best buddy getting absolutely wrecked by an elf, and that elf to then just yell out a number in triumph, with a loud dwarf yelling another number in response, as the two start arguing whilst killing everyone you've ever known, and just thinking what the actual fuck

maalidoesart

hello my old heart

thelordsoftherings

You are a Wood-elf, anyway, though Elves of any kind are strange folk. Yet you comfort me. Where you go, I will go.

renshengs

currently reading the LOTR novels for the first time and i’m convinced gimli spends at least an entire book misinterpreting legolas’s blatant colossal crush on him as just elves being weird as fuck