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~ COME HERE ~ HUGGING PROMPTS
requested by: anonymous request: reasons/excuses to hug a loved one
Part 1: ~ CUDDLE & SNUGGLE ~ PROMPTS
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"Are you cold? You look like you're freezing."
"You're my little oven."
hugs as greetings
"I missed you."
running into the other's open arms
to calm the other down
"Shh, it's alright. I'm here."
because they need to be calmed down and hugs reduce their anxiety
hugging the other from behind to see what they're doing
as a disguise to tickle them
to whisper/speak in a soft voice to them
*arm around their waist & voice a low whisper* "I have something to tell you."
to study them from up-close
"Do you know that your eyes actually have three different colours?" "You're very close."
because they can't contain their happiness
*indistinguishable squeaky noises from A* B: *barely breathing* "You're crushing me!"
because they just can't help themself
"[Name], I'm eating!" "I know. But you're so soft and huggable!"
*enthusiastically* "I need a hug!"
*sniffling/sobbing* "I need a hug."
because they can't bear the thought of the other being somewhere else than in their arms
"I won't let you go. Ever."
to reassure the other
"I'm not going anywhere."
to convince themself of the other's presence
to feel them
to reconcile
to reach out to the other without words
to recharge positive energy
because physical touch is their love language
because physical touch is the other's love language and they deserve all the love
because they don't know what to say so they resort to hugging
because they see each other so rarely
"No, don't let go yet. Can you hold me a little longer?"
to hear the other's heartbeat
to avoid looking in the other's eyes
because they need them closer
"Mhm. You smell so nice."
because it makes everything more bearable
"You're the best hugger." "That's just the greatest compliment." *hugs them even tighter*
~ JEALOUSY, JEALOUSY ~ PROMPTS
requested by: anonymous
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"I don't like the way he/she/they looked at you."
"Why didn't you tell me where you were?"
"No, I'm not being overdramatic!"
"Don't tell me there is nothing."
"I have eyes. I can see."
"He/She/They didn't seem 'just friendly'"
"But I wanted to do that with you! You could have asked me!"
"Who was that?"
"What was so funny? Why were you two laughing?"
"Someone said they saw you with a strange person yesterday. Why don't I know about that (from you)?"
"But I want you just for myself! I don't want to share!"
"Wouldn't you prefer to spend time with me?"
"You didn't miss me the way I missed you."
"He/She/They said WHAT?!"
"Oh, I will teach them a lesson!"
"I get it! You're jealous!" "No, I'm not. I'm just... protective. And maybe a little needy."
*grumbling* "Some people are waaay too touchy."
"No, I can't be polite to them if they're treating you like you were just there to please them."
"But I want to do something with you alone. Why did you invite someone when this could have been a date for just you and me?"
"For the last time, I'm not jealous! But I want to be the only one who looks into your eyes and holds your hand and hears your laugh. Is that too much to ask for?"
could i get some quarrel prompts?
10 quarrel prompts
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#1 - "No! You said you wouldn't do it, and yet here we are!"
#2 - "I don't get it! I really don't get you."
#3 - "Wait- Are you sure?"
#4 - "It's the same thing over and over. I'm tired of it."
#5 - "But you don't even try to understand!"
#6 - "No! I said leave me alone!"
#7 - "Is it true what say? Tell me! IS IT TRUE??"
#8 - "Go. Away. Do something right at least once!"
#9 - "That is no sufficient explanation! Try again! Why? Why did you do this?"
#10 - "Were you spying on me?"
~ JEALOUSY, JEALOUSY ~ PROMPTS
requested by: anonymous
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"I don't like the way he/she/they looked at you."
"Why didn't you tell me where you were?"
"No, I'm not being overdramatic!"
"Don't tell me there is nothing."
"I have eyes. I can see."
"He/She/They didn't seem 'just friendly'"
"But I wanted to do that with you! You could have asked me!"
"Who was that?"
"What was so funny? Why were you two laughing?"
"Someone said they saw you with a strange person yesterday. Why don't I know about that (from you)?"
"But I want you just for myself! I don't want to share!"
"Wouldn't you prefer to spend time with me?"
"You didn't miss me the way I missed you."
"He/She/They said WHAT?!"
"Oh, I will teach them a lesson!"
"I get it! You're jealous!" "No, I'm not. I'm just... protective. And maybe a little needy."
*grumbling* "Some people are waaay too touchy."
"No, I can't be polite to them if they're treating you like you were just there to please them."
"But I want to do something with you alone. Why did you invite someone when this could have been a date for just you and me?"
"For the last time, I'm not jealous! But I want to be the only one who looks into your eyes and holds your hand and hears your laugh. Is that too much to ask for?"
~ YOU'RE MINE ~ ROUGH JEALOUS SEX PROMPTS
requested by: anonymous
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Setting/scenario:
#1 - carrying on the argument between sloppy kisses and heavy make out #2 - getting aroused by the other's jealousy/obsession with them #3 - teasing the other because they know it will only get them more riled up #4 - giving in to all the sensations despite the prior anger #5 - frustration mixing with passion and pleasure #6 - ignoring comfort for the sake of carnal release #7 - using sex to avoid confronting the real issue #8 - making the sex about proving a point #9 - provoking the other's jealousy to get intense/rough passion #10 - sex as an outlet for a lot of pent-up emotions
Dialogue:
#11 - "I can't believe you even wasted a thought on them." #12 - "Admit it. You need me." #13 - "You know they never stood a chance against you, right?" #14 - "Your jealousy was totally unfounded but if it leads to this, I'm not saying anything against it." #15 - "You're mine." #16 - "This is better, right?" #17 - "Yes, do it. Do anything you like." #18 - "You really think anyone could compete with this?" #19 - "Show me!" #20 - "Yes, I'm yours." #21 - "Do you see what you do to me? Even when you're so aggravating, you're doing this to me." #22 - "I might be better off if I could go without you. But I can't!" #23 - "Make me believe it!" #24 - "I can give it to you, whatever it is you're craving." #25 - "I only need you." #26 - "You're sexy when you're angry." #27 - "Don't try me!" #28 - "Is this too much for you?" #29 - "Could he/she/they do it like this?" #30 - "Did this change your mind?"
~ FORBIDDEN LOVE ~ PROMPTS about confessing a forbidden crush
requested by: @thegirlnextdooor request: can you do prompts for the secretly crushing, a bit of forbidden love, just confessed and they go "You ruined me" or "Look how much of a fool you've made me" in the most endearing way and the other person just go straight up crazy at it... 🐻
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"Please, don't kill me but I think... no, I know that I've fallen in love with you."
"Wait? But you never even liked me!"
"I didn't see it coming myself but I can't stop thinking about you."
"Alright, but we can't tell anyone."
"We can never act on those feelings."
"You've ruined me."
"Stop pretending this could work!"
"I think we should better end this before it seriously gets us into a mess."
"Whenever I'm with you my brain stops working."
"For my sanity, we should start dating."
"I never wanted you to find out." "Why?" "Because it's impossible. We're not made for each other."
"Why are you looking at me like this?"
"Would it be so crazy that someone would like me that way?"
"Do you know how long I've dreamt of this happening?
"Where is the hidden camera?"
"And you had feelings for me all that time?"
"I've never thought you'd feel the same."
"No one would believe us if we told them we were dating."
"So... can I kiss you?"
"You're joking, right?"
~ CUDDLE & SNUGGLE ~ PROMPTS (PART 2)
requested by: anonymous request: Could we have a part two to the cuddle and snuggle prompts? I just LOVE those and literally can't get enough of them 🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖
Part 1: ~ CUDDLE & SNUGGLE ~ PROMPTS Part 3: ~ COME HERE ~ HUGGING PROMPTS
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cuddles that say more than words
cuddles to feel the other's presence
enthusiastic cuddles accompanied by squeaky noises
cuddles because they don't want the other to go
cuddles as the ultimate form of intimacy
constant cuddles because they're touch-starved
cuddles in public
lifting the other while hugging
slow-dancing turning into a tight embrace
hiding their tear-streaked face in the other's hair
interlocked hands trapped between each other's chest
resting their head on the other's shoulder
holding and watching the other while they fall asleep
being calmed by the familiar feeling of the other's body moulding into theirs
playing with the other's hair while cuddling
hugging without thinking about it
a brief hug to let them know they're there
'just a short hug' turning into 'just one more second' turning into 'but I just can't let go of you'
cuddles to trap the other
cuddles while reading to each other
cuddles without doing anything else even though they have a bunch of things to do
cuddles in the bathtub
cuddles to shelter the other from the cold wind
holding the other to comfort them through sickness
cuddles after apologising
humming/singing while cuddling to calm the other down
concentrating on the movement of the other's chest
counting the other's freckles/moles while cuddling
tracing the lines on the other's skin while cuddling
pulling the other's arms tighter around themselves
telling each other about their days in soft voices while cuddling
being the other's blanket
being the other's pillow
leaning back against the other while they're hugging them from behind
cuddles to keep the other from leaving the bed
wrapping their limbs tightly around the other's body
interrupting whatever they're doing when they see that the other needs a hug
never letting go first of a hug because the other might still need it
snuggling into a tight ball in the other's arms
humming when the other starts to caress them while cuddling
Send “I’m Now Officially Moronsexual” for muses to be attracted to someone who is a moronic person.
Send “Christmas Present” for your muses to give a Christmas present to your muses of choice.
30 incredibly specific aus
ghost/cryptid hunter and person who will believe any dumb shit for a steady paycheck
roommate A grabs the baseball bat only to find roommate B eating pickles and macarons in the kitchen at 4 in the morning
yes I am a vampire sorry no the sleeping upside down hanging off the ceiling thing was just a bit
undeniable chemistry between the two lead actors in the worst hallmark movie ever
verified purchase reviewer on multipack of toy horses that only says THE RED ONES TASTE THE BEST and customer service agent going hello???? enemies to lovers nightmare
librarian desperate to understand what wild phase the other character is going thru rn
goofing around in ikea and accidentally spending +2 hours in there. where does it end and honestly where is the bathroom
roped into a d&d game with someone and having a crush on them but only knowing their character name
"So what brings you to the ER today?" well I laughed so hard at my own joke I passed out and hit my head? "oh my god" I know
made a little offering to an ancient deity for funsies and woke them from a deep slumber. oops
I don't know why you've got a ferret on a leash but at least I've stopped crying on public transportation to watch that lil guy go
the decorative fishtank at this restaurant just broke, my instant reaction was to pick one of the fish up with my bare hands, and now we've made eye contact about it
sorry for swearing a blood feud against you but in my defense you paid for your whole transaction in quarters
I'm so so sorry I didn't mean to honk at you, I sneezed and hit the honker on accident please don't be upset at me
nothing against your choices at all, honestly kind of enthralled, but the fishnets and thigh high boots and pirate blouse seem like a lot for this 8am class
you make me sick. babe I want to make this work but I'm so allergic to your fur
i can excuse unethical science but I draw the line at skirting lab safety. you cannot be eating rn
doctor doctor give me the news, I got a bad case of uncontrollable super powers
listen it's just a mild case of radiation poisoning you don't have to yell abt it
accidentally saw their coworker's nipple piercings
hang on have you never seen the stars outside of the city? we're going on a road trip immediately
working on the moon is fine but the alien jokes are getting old
pretending to be married for this high stakes heist is kind of distracting not gonna lie
truth serum is stupid and this is never gonna work but the fact you believe it will makes me love you even more. wait. shit
you know I've been waiting for an excuse to come unhinged and I think this might be it actually, so thank you for that
hahaha no worries, it's not my blood
but what's wrong with the lyric, "baby you make me feel like the home depot light fixture aisle" ?? I don't understand
haha don't roll up your sleeves and tie up your hair our relationship is so platonic rn haha
I would help you move. I would follow you into hell. but you cannot make me come on vacation with your family I will do an actual homicide stop nodding and smiling at me I'm so serious
hey bud. I didn't mean to reveal that I can read minds but I gotta know what in the actual hell is going on in your head, do you live like this? always??
The Hurt/Comfort Alphabet
A: Alleviate - How do they go about relieving persistent physical pain?
B: Bedridden - How do they behave when they’re sick?
C: Cling - Whose physical touch is considered most welcome in their minds when they are in need? Is there a specific type of touch they respond well to?
D: Deathbed - How would they react if they realized they may not recover from their injuries?
E: Emergency - What is their gut reaction when someone they care about is hurt?
F: Fight - Are there circumstances under which they would not accept treatment or care? If so, what are they?
G: Ghosts - How has their past shaped the kind of comfort they respond to best?
H: Home - What things (objects, sensations or people) remind them they’re safe after a scary situation?
I: Isolation - How do they soothe themselves when no one is around to soothe them?
J: Joy - When was the first time they were truly happy after going through something terrible?
K: Kindness - Do they believe they deserve the comfort they receive? Why or why not?
L: Levity - What or who helps them take their mind off of the circumstances?
M: Music - Is there a song that comforts them? Why is it comforting to them?
N: Nostalgia - What things that comforted them as a kid still work today? Does anyone know that?
O: Overworked - Who or what tells them to stop working and take care of themselves?
P: Please - Have they ever begged for someone to comfort or stay with them? What was that incident like?
Q: Questions - Are they eager to talk about what or why they’re hurting? Why or why not?
R: Relief - How do they react to the realization that they will soon be fully recovered?
S: Scared - What would it take for them to admit that they’re scared?
T: Time - How long does it take for them to feel better after an ordeal or illness? Do they tend to lie about how soon they feel better?
U: Ugly - What part of their recovery process are they ashamed of, if any?
V: Valiant - Has anyone told them they were brave for facing what they did? How would they react if someone did?
W: Why? - How did they process what happened to them?
X: Xenas - Do they see anyone as an inspiration in their recovery? Does their inspiration know about this?
Y: Yearn - What gesture, person or thing do they desperately want, but would never actually ask for?
Z: Zero - What is the best way to comfort them without touching them?
𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 add reverse for the opposite scenario (made in affiliation with @isortofwriteit)
sender spanks receiver hard enough to leave a mark
sender let's receiver orgasm after edging them for a long time
sender gets on their knees and lets receiver slide their thumb into their mouth
sender pulls receiver's head back and calls them a 'good boy/girl/insert moniker here’
sender tells receiver to sit on their face
sender tells receiver they're not wearing any underwear
sender kisses the back of receiver's neck
sender whispers in receiver's ear they want to get out of there
sender grabs receiver's neck/ throat
sender pulls receiver on their lap
sender touches receiver under the table at a nice restaurant
sender trails fingertips up receiver’s bare thigh
sender breathes on/licks the shell of receiver’s ear
sender ghosts fingertips along receiver’s skin, eliciting goosebumps
sender leaves a love bite on receiver’s shoulder
sender pulls receiver into bathroom stall/dressing room/closet for a moment of passion
sender rips off an article of receiver’s clothing
sender delicately removes an article of receiver’s clothing
sender draws invisible shapes/words on receiver’s flesh with their fingertip or tongue
sender teases receiver until receiver breaks and tries to take what they want from sender
Lifespan Angst Prompt List
Dialogue
“It’s not til death do us part for us, is it? It’s until death takes you from me.”
“I’m not supposed to have to live without you.”
“I’ll never forget you.”
“I wish we could do this together.”
“I’ve known about this from the start, but it doesn’t make it easier.”
“How could you still love an old (man/woman/person) like me?”
“I wish this could be forever.”
“You’re just as beautiful as the day I met you.”
“I’m so thankful for the time we got.”
“Is that all we are in the end? A tragedy?”
“I know it’s stupid, but I still don’t want you to leave me.”
“It’s not fair. None of this is fair.”
“The joy of loving you is worth the pain of leaving/losing you.”
“What we built together is yours, now.”
“You’ll still be here to tell them about us, even decades after I leave.”
“That’s the worst part. There will be a me after you.”
“Why would you ever agree to such a tragedy as falling in love with me?”
“I’m not ready.”
“I know I’ll lose you someday but please, not yet.”
“I hate watching you cry for me.”
“I’m not worried for me. I just hate the thought of leaving you all alone.”
“I’ll never let them forget you.”
“What if I wake up one morning and don’t remember your laugh?”
“A life with you is a life well lived.”
“You are the one great love of my life, but it’s okay if I am one of many loves in yours.”
“I’ll miss this. All of this.”
Situations
The first time they truly realize they’re destined to outlive their partner.
The first time they realize their partner will live a large part of their life without them.
A conversation early in the relationship, in which they face the reality that one will live far longer than the other.
Someone confronting the couple about the lifespan difference, and though one shuts down, the other quickly and violently assures them that this relationship is worth the later heartbreak.
A near death experience involving the partner meant to live longer, shaking the faith of the shorter lived partner.
A major life development/change suddenly reminding them of their difference in lifespan.
The short lived partner giving their partner a gift “for after.”
The long lived partner helping their partner through a painful/unpleasant early sign of aging.
Taking notes on the smaller details of their partner, desperate not to forget in the years they’ll live after them.
Revisiting the early moments of their relationship as one partner ages.
Someone making a disparaging comment about how the short lived partner aged, and the long lived partner showering them in compliments.
An unspoken “last” between the two.
The moment when the long lived partner knows the short lived partner doesn’t have long.
A tradition the longer lived partner upholds for decades after the shorter lived partner passes.
A moment when the prospect of potentially loving again enters the longer lived partner’s life, even if they refuse it.
*✶ sabrina carpenter unreleased songs - sentence starters
we both know.
“ you came to tell me it’s over, but somehow we ended up in my bed ”
“ we said we can’t keep on seeing each other, yet you haven’t left ”
“ even though we went our separate ways, every time we run into each other, there’s so much left unsaid ”
“ i can’t keep lying, baby i don’t know if i can hide anymore ”
“ we both know where this is going, and i can’t pretend we’re just friends ”
“ after midnight, i hit you up, knowing you’re still awake ”
“ me and my new man got into another fight, and now i’m on my way to you ”
“ say you want me, i know you want me we both know where this is going ”
“ i can’t keep lying, baby i don’t know if i can hide anymore ”
“ we both know where this is going, and it’s hard to pretend we’re just friends ”
space and dust.
“ is it easier for you to stay inside and avoid getting hurt ? ”
“ is the weather kind of dreary without your girl by your side ? ”
“ always talking to yourself, are you still happy in your solitude ? ”
“ is it like heaven or is it like hell, being in there without me ? ”
“ you may have your space and dust, but deep down, don’t you still need love ? ”
“ even if no one’s there to hear you scream, remember you can still reach out your hand to me ”
wife.
“ when you pick me up, you’ll never want to put me down, and i promise you’ll be singing out loud ”
“ happy birthday to you, i’m the prize you can’t lose it’s your choice, honey, you choose ”
“ i can put you in your place ”
“ you should thank god for designing me ”
“ i’m your newest, baddest habit ”
“ when i leave, you’ll realise, i’m the prize you can’t lose ”
“ with a fresh face and a little waist, i can put you in your place i’m a freak in the sheets, at the movies, and back at your place ”
“ here comes your life, dressed in something nice oh yeah, it’s ‘wife ”
i need u.
“ for a moment, i was strong, but you made me weak ”
“ you gave me something when i thought i had everything ”
“ when i’m with you, i find the missing piece that completes me ”
“ i have nothing to hide; i wear this love in my eyes ”
“ i’ve decided that you’re mine, and i think i need you ”
“ life comes at you fast, and with you, i took a leap of faith ”
“ together, we’ll never look back; we’re moving forward ”
“ with you, i have nothing to hide; my love for you is evident in my eyes ”
“ wherever we’re going, i know it’s going to be paradise ”
cruise.
“ there’s a warmth in your face that feels familiar, and suddenly i find myself spilling my secrets to you ”
“ you’re a combination of safety and danger ”
“ i can’t help but feel like i’m falling in love with a stranger ”
“ you were meant for me to find, and it’s out of my hands now ”
“ let’s create memories in every city, so whenever you visit again, you’ll think of me ”
“ i’m moving fast, wanting to hit the gas and never look back are you good with that ? ”
“ in this moment, i don’t want it back promise me you’ll always look at me like that ”
“ you were meant for me to find, and wherever i go, i want to go with you ”
in case i make it sentence starters
❝ here’s where i’ll be raising my kids, if i can find someone to start a family with.❞
❝ i dream of the day my odds and ends fit. ❞
❝ my mind’s not one bite smaller or lesser than yours. ❞
❝ do i belong in “right and wrong”? ❞
❝ one hungry day is nothing, come what may. ❞
❝ i’ll make it through again. i have before. what’s one more? ❞
❝ was that all there was to this? ❞
❝ what’s the moon made of? ❞
❝ one dies alone, and why? ❞
❝ don’t take the following words as reverence for tradition… ❞
❝ i’ve learned to pick my battles by losing most i’ve fought. ❞
❝ i’ll always do it my way, even if that’s just the same way i was taught. ❞
❝ can you believe we really made it? ❞
❝ i want to be just like my parents before i was born ❞
❝ can we be just like my parents? ❞
❝ yeah, i mean sure, my parents messed me up. but i think that’s just the gig. ❞
❝ i’d like to just lay down. ❞
❝ marriage always scared me, but i’d like to have a last love. ❞
❝ love can last a pretty good long while. i’ve seen it around. ❞
❝ tongue out of my cheek now. i’m done pulling faces. ❞
❝ what do i know bout forever, when so far, i’ve been so fleeting? ❞
❝ if you want a hyphen last name, i guess i don’t mind the cadence. ❞
❝ i’ve forgotten all their names, so why should you remember me? ❞
❝ if we grow old together will you talk to my headstone? that is, assuming that i die first. ❞
❝ god knows crying ain’t gonna change a thing. ❞
❝ it just feels inhumane to lose this much. ❞
❝ when you leave, you know you take more than your love. ❞
❝ my sponsor said “do nothing. nothing works.” ❞
❝ my doctor said “don’t do that if it hurts.” ❞
❝ let all my red flags fade to white. i give up. ❞
❝ okay, i’ll pack my stuff. ❞
❝ it feels damn inhumane to get all i’ve dreamed of. ❞
❝ one day at a time. tomorrow’s too late. ❞
❝ i know that i’m wrong. ❞
❝ when you’re gone, you’re gone. ❞
❝ i want to believe that you’ll remember me when you’re just memory. ❞
❝ i would take it back if i could. ❞
❝ it’ll all be over soon. ❞
❝ i’d never let a bad thing happen to you. ❞
❝ everybody dies fighting for their lives, just trying to survive. ❞
❝ i’m gripping the grass and i’m pulling up daisies. ❞
❝ would or could the impact kill me? ❞
❝ be the next big constellation, connect the dots between your parts. ❞
❝ dandelion seeds get to ride on the breeze… you make a wish upon the dead, but turn and call it a weed. ❞
❝ only plastic flowers never die. ❞
❝ what do you know of control? the wind is simply at your back. ❞
❝ i ain’t saying it’s fate, but there are no mistakes. ❞
❝ is now really a good time for a new tattoo? ❞
❝ the larger they are, the harder they tend to fall. ❞
❝ from such height, life looks awful small. ❞
❝ magic mushrooms grow in piles of bullshit. ❞
❝ my private inside joke, sign the cast on my funny bone. ❞
❝ haunt my bedroom at night and say “let’s get you home.” ❞
❝ oh my god, what’s wrong with me? ❞
❝ i’d rather stay asleep than never see you wake up next to me. ❞
❝ you seemed fine just a few days ago. ❞
❝ never mind, you win! ❞
❝ far too late came far too soon. ❞
❝ the love you never made became the things you’d never do. ❞
❝ go on back to bed my love, that’s where dreams are supposed to be. ❞
❝ are you at all like me? do you know what i mean, or am i too close to see? ❞
❝ alright, that’s enough, let’s get you home. ❞
❝ i’m afraid of leaving my house. ❞
❝ i’m afraid of losing my mind. ❞
❝ i’ve never been afraid of no one breaking my heart. not like i’m bout to fall and cut my throat on the shards ❞
❝ i’m afraid of damn near everything. ❞
❝ hold me like a tourniquet. ❞
❝ i love you so much it scares me half to death. ❞
❝ i’m not used to this, how did this happen? ❞
❝ i love you so much it scares me half to death. the other half i guess i’m giving to you. ❞
❝ i’m afraid that you’ll change your mind. ❞
❝ i’m afraid of four-letter words like love, for, and ever… or whatever. ❞
❝ i’m afraid you’ll notice my flaws. i’m afraid you already have, obviously. ❞
❝ hold me at claw’s length, baby. ❞
❝ i’m not used to fear of losing something i hold dear. ❞
❝ i’m no survivor, i only happened to survive. ❞
❝ i was drunk when i made my bed. now with a half-decade hangover, i lay down in it. ❞
❝ what have i done? ❞
❝ it’s either this, in jail, or dead. ❞
❝ jesus christ, my aching head… ❞
❝ i’ve been feeling awful since i hit bottom and said “hand me my shovel, i’m going in.” ❞
❝ man, you call that recovered? ❞
❝ broke my neck on the backs of those who i’ve hurt and scared. ❞
❝ i’d rather be anybody else instead. ❞
❝ please believe me when i say i poured my whole past down the drain. ❞
❝ i can’t make amends for things i don’t remember. ❞
❝ i can only say i’m sorry and occasionally pray. ❞
❝ guess you’ll just have to take my word that i’ve changed. ❞
❝ i’m turning over the same old leaf again. ❞
❝ if it weren’t for the everything, then anything could happen. ❞
❝ if anybody needs me, i’ll be in my coffin. ❞
❝ i’m sorry for the things i’ve done and all i ask of you. ❞
❝ maybe i should switch up the style of my mistakes. ❞
❝ i’d kill the man i am for one more chance to be yours. ❞
❝ i ain’t begging. i’m just saying it’s an option. ❞
❝ breaking news: the news is broken. ❞
❝ sign this petition to remove content warnings from civil war statues! ❞
❝ funny how you all have so much in common. ❞
❝ the age of aquarius has arrived. the end is nigh. ❞
❝ i’m that first-person they talk about in all the books. ❞
❝ i wrote the book about throwing the book at those who don’t do it by it. ❞
❝ so now i’m holding myself hostage… ❞
❝ enough lefts don’t make the right, but two wrongs do. ❞
❝ oh man, sun tzu would love this. ❞
❝ if you shake your fist at snakes in grass, it looks like punching down. ❞
❝ god forbid i’m seen just as an average human being. ❞
❝ i’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy. ❞
❝ i’m the main character, and you have to like me. ❞
❝ look in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s super-ego! ❞
❝ villains are everywhere, that’s how i know i’m the hero. ❞
❝ we all do what we need to to get through, but i ain’t done a fucking thing to you. ❞
❝ i don’t owe you my heart, and i don’t owe you my body, but you should know that i’m sorry for being careless with you. ❞
❝ lord knows i owed you more than i’m pretty sure i ever could give anybody. ❞
❝ i swear i’m really trying. ❞
❝ it just don’t come natural to me to think that you’d want me for me. ❞
❝ i just haven’t learned how to be human as you are yet. ❞
❝ i only know that i’m still lonely, that morbid sort where even company can’t cure me. ❞
❝ you gave me your heart, i only gave you my body. ❞
❝ i’m not a real person, just the shit you can’t make up. ❞
❝ i’m just as exposed if i take off my clothes when we make the closest thing to love that i’m capable of. ❞
❝ how did i cause so much harm? ❞
❝ i know you got scars of your own. ❞
❝ i’ll either live or die alone. ❞
❝ i swear i will die trying. ❞
❝ i’m still in the process, but i’m making progress. ❞
❝ i honestly want to prove improvement’s possible. ❞
❝ i swear i’m so fucking sorry. ❞
❝ i’m not a good person, i’m barely a person at all. ❞
❝ tell me, what kind of living legend would only want a living wage? ❞
❝ i just turned twenty-seven, and i’m dying of old age. ❞
❝ guess i’m just selfish… i wanna have but not be had. ❞
❝ it’s not a gift if you pay for it, but i don’t want no charity. ❞
❝ i spent all my years to end up right here, and now i really think i’d rather leave. ❞
❝ i hate sex, i hate drugs, and i hate rock'n'roll. ❞
❝ i hate proving that i’m still human after all. ❞
❝ it’s the death of the author, you read between white chalk outlines. ❞
❝ go ahead, sure, drink my kool-aid. it wouldn’t mix well with my meds. ❞
❝ i hate to be “that guy,” but i’m not that guy anymore, and i made god damn sure he’s dead. ❞
❝ i’ve nearly cried for moths that die at porch light lamps. ❞
❝ i have been stepped on so many times, it’s started to feel like my place. ❞
❝ is there room for me in your cage? ❞
❝ animals are people too, but these people are animals. ❞
❝ it’s awful out here, ____. ❞
❝ i’ve never understood what humans do and want. it’s quite confusing to me to try to connect. ❞
❝ frustration makes me wish my teeth were sharp as yours. ❞
❝ you’ve got a friend in me. let’s go make more enemies. ❞
❝ you’re not meant to sing along, it isn’t that kind of song. ❞
❝ if you listen closely, i swear to god… i swear you can hear the ocean if you hold it up to your ear. ❞
❝ it’s theoretically dense, it’s impressive, it’s microtonal and it challenges western notions of art. ❞
❝ it makes no statement, but does so quite loudly. ❞
❝ it’s an aesthetic, i mean an anesthetic. ❞
❝ it begs the question just to tell you the answer. ❞
❝ if you walk the walk, can you talk more quiet? ❞
❝ you fill your head with thoughts you find you can’t even feel. ❞
❝ all of the things that you think and then think about thinking… i know it’s hard, but they’re not who you are. they’re white noise. ❞
*ೃ༄ cocktail-inspired otp prompts ˚◞♡ ⃗
[ moscow mule ] - one muse fixes the other a drink to take their mind off of the day past
[ tokyo tea ] - one muse drags the other out for a drink, with the intent of getting absolutely hammered
[ negroni ] - for date night, they head to a more upscale establishment than usual and dress up for the occasion
[ cosmopolitan] - one muse offers to doll the other up, and they begrudgingly agree (because they know how happy it will make their s/o)
[ mojito ] - to cap off an arduous day, they hit up a club to go dancing
[ espresso martini ] - one muse recounts a memory to the other; writer’s choice on whether it’s a favourable one or not
[ amaretto sour ] - one muse brings their partner a sweet treat to cheer them up
[ long island ] - one muse picks the other from a bar, late at night
[ margarita ] - after a night of partying, one muse prepares a comforting breakfast for their hungover partner
[ strawberry daiquiri ] - they decide to stay in for the night, and mix some drinks of their own; with varying levels of success
[ manhattan ] - when they kiss, one muse can taste the alcohol off their partner’s lips and it only makes them want more
[ piña colada ] - one muse is forced to soften up as they take care of the other after they had too much to drink
[ death in the afternoon ] - after an adrenaline-fuelled task, they unwind together and blow off some steam
[ bloody mary ] - they meet for breakfast after having to spend the night apart
[ tequila sunrise ] - while on holiday, the two lounge on a sun-soaked beach and enjoy one another’s company