gif request meme | karapalamas ↳ agents of shield + favorite minor character
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gif request meme | karapalamas ↳ agents of shield + favorite minor character
me: *is tiny* me: (ง •̀_•́)ง
gets three terrible starters done, decides it’s time for a nap. or pizza. really.. i haven’t decided at all. either way, i’ll be back. i’ll leave you with this cute icon of kara. look at the babe with her shirt tucked into her jeans. idk why i find it so adorable on her but terrible on most other people. she’s ruining me.
†┆ @wellbcing !
‘ so glad this isn’t awkward or anything.. ’
†┆ @originalspeedster !
‘ get down! ’
†┆ @piercedfangs !
‘ and when exactly were you planning to share this information? ’
okay but don’t imagine your OTP being clingy as fuck sometimes. like where one is on the phone for too long and the other comes and sits on their lap making pouty faces and then biting their lip teasingly, maybe kissing along their jawline a little trying to get the other to get off the phone because they crave their attention. fuck, it’ll tear you apart.
CHRISTMAS STARTERS
( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )
❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜ ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜ ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜
Into The Woods sentence meme
“I wish.”
“Careful the things you say.”
“Don’t you know what’s out there in the world?”
“Someone has to shield you from the world.”
“Stay a child while you can be a child.”
“Stay at home. I am home.”
“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.”
“Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.”
“I want a friend. And a pet.”
“The prettier the flower, the farther from the path.”
“Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched.”
“You’re so nice. You’re not good; you’re not bad; you’re just nice.”
“No, you are not to come.”
“Will you please go home!”
“I can capture my own damsel, thank you.”
“The harder to get, the better to have.”
“Dwarves are very upsetting.”
“What I want most of all is to know what I want.”
“Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor.”
“What’s the good of being good when everyone else is blind, and you’re always left behind?”
“Everyone tells tiny lies.”
“Nice is different than good.”
“Agony! Far more painful than yours!”
“I’m no longer a child!”
“Anything can happen in the woods.”
“May I kiss you?”
“I’m in the wrong story!”
“Best to take the moment present as a present from the woods.”
“But if life were only moments, then you’d never know you had one.”
“I’m not good. I’m not nice. I’m just right.”
“The farther you run, the more you feel un-defined.”
“Someone is on your side.”
“I need your shoe to have a child!”
“Sorry, I only tell the story. I’m not a part of it.”
“If it were up to you, a decision would never have been made.”
“Because of the way you treated me, I’ll never, never be happy!”
“I was just trying to be a good mother.”
“You look just like the princess… only dirty.”
“Stop asking me questions I can’t answer!”
“My love, why so cold?”
“Why, if you loved me, would you have strayed?”
“I am only human.”
“Leave? But I do love you.”
“I shall always love the maiden that ran away.”
“Is that what you really wish?”
“Stay with me.”
“Who out there could love you more than I?”
“your feet are cold.” // aka: *grant ward voice* >:c get ur popsicle toes off me, smol warrior princess.
smile curls upon tired lips. her head doesn’t move, does not attempt to lift from the home it’s made on his chest. the consistent thump of his heartbeat almost rocking her to sleep ( providing a sense of comfort and peace she thought would forever be lost to her ). she mumbles something along the lines of an agreement, legs moving to tangle even more around his.
it’s A MESS of limbs and sheets, but her toes happily inch a small path up the inside of his leg. warmth is not lost on her, the shared body heat between them is enough to keep her comfortable, but her feet have a temperature all their own. not that she minds; cold feet have just always been a constant and she’s adapted. and yet, as she works her toes back down their previous path, she takes pleasure in the warmth that she finds from his legs and knowing she’s leaving a chill in her wake.
‘ are they bothering you? ’ her words are emphasized with a smirk that gets lost behind her hair and her feet continuing to climb up and down his legs, as if REST were a foreign concept.
cuddly af meme. accepting.
†┆ @longwayfromshore !
eyes scan across the papers, BACK AND FORTH, like some kind of video game from the early 70s. the wheels in her head spin at a hundred miles an hour, struggling to make sense of what she’s reading. ( had she ever known this kind of material? or did her confusion come because it was completely foreign to her? why were there still small details that remained fuzzy? ) when the pounding in her temple becomes too much, she shoves it away with more force than necessary. suddenly frustrated with her inability to comprehend something that had seemed so simple when SPEAKING about it.
‘ explain it to me again. ’
cuddly / platonic-ish memes
“your feet are cold.”
“movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”
“you’re hogging the blankets!”
“we should cuddle… for warmth.”
“is that your hand on my leg?”
“scoot over.”
“can we watch something else? this is scary.”
“are you shivering?”
“if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”
“did you eat all the popcorn?”
“your hair keeps getting in my face.”
“are you even wearing pants??”
“stop kicking me!”
“you’re a good pillow.”
“do i look like a foot-rest to you?”
“do i look like a pillow to you?”
“i’m cold.”
“why can’t you ever just lay still? ”
do you ever just stop & think: ‘how many of this person’s posts can i like before they think i’m completely creepy?’ literally me. i made a bunch of kara icons, so i’m off to bed. but i did say i should to do a starter call so, like this for a starter in the morning? <3
two word starters
“ don’t stop ”
“ please don’t ”
“ don’t shoot ”
“ give it ”
“ shut up ”
“ damn it! ”
“ stop it! ”
“ you’re crazy ”
“ that’s insane ”
“ get out! ”
“ don’t leave ”
“ i’m tired ”
“ that’s bad ”
“ be honest ”
“ be careful ”
“ be nice ”
“ you’re wrong ”
“ go home ”
“ watch it ”
“ fuck me ”
“ kiss me ”
“ we can’t… ”
“ we shouldn’t… ”
“ you’re perfect ”
“ that’s awful ”
i should probably put up another starter call, but for now i’m just going to make kara icons and cry.
height differences + tickling
with person A being shorter than B…
A wearing B’s clothing but B can easily slide their fingers up whatever shirt A has on cause it’s loose enough
A being at the perfect height to easily dig their hands into B’s underarms
B being strong enough to pin A down and A having to bear through every tickle attack
B resting their chin on A’s head, but having to stop cause A’s hair tickles too much
B picking A up from under their arms and A flailing around in midair cause holy shit it tickles but they can’t escape without falling
one of them complaining about their height and the other tickling them to shut them up
A surprising B by showing them that despite being small, they can totally crush them in tickle fights
big spoon B completely encasing A in their limbs, effectively trapping them while their fingers spider all along A’s sensitive spots
A effortlessly shoving their head under B’s shirt and giving them raspberries without having to bend over
B poking A in the tummy whenever A reaches up for something
B holding something over A’s head and A grabbing B’s vulnerable midriff in annoyance
B being a huge teaser and cooing about how cute and fun sized A is while tickling them
A being too short to kiss B, therefore settling with pressing tickly kisses onto B’s neck
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