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[quietandpasty-blog]

“The dad squad. Wow. That’s a bit pretentious sounding, don’t you think? A whole squad of father figures. I just have... Coulson.”

[sovietarchive-blog]

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          the longer u.n.c.l.e.’s partnership with shield continues, the more difficult illya finds continuing to work with grant ward.

          in so many ways, for a man as focused and driven as kuryakin, ward is no less than an ideal partner.  much of illya’s frustration with napoleon solo derives from the other man’s vastly different tactics inspired by a criminal background that the russian can in no way relate to.  but as time passed, he grew accustomed to them  –  has now even grown to appreciate them in his own way  –  though he’ll never stop giving solo a hard time about them as if he still does not approve.  it contributes to the strange way in which their mismatched partnership works; in some ways, it makes it strangely easier for illya to accept any feelings he has for solo, whatever they may or may not be, because everything else about them is so different that it only falls into place that he cannot define the nature of their relationship.

          but ward presents an entirely different challenge altogether.

          he’s terribly secretive, rather like kuryakin himself, but despite how little he knows of the other man, he feels a nearly eerie kinship with him; somehow, instinctively, he knows that they were similar, though he has no real evidence of it besides an uncomfortable gut feeling.  though he rarely tells solo anything personal about himself, he’s thus far refused to say even a word to ward about his life outside of u.n.c.l.e.  something stops him, something always stops him.  it hardly helps matters that illya finds himself drawn to the man.  not an unfamiliar feeling  –  it isn’t as though he hasn’t experienced romantic ( or otherwise ) tendencies toward other men before.  ( but he’s russian, he’s kgb, such inclinations are named an abomination, but the longer he remains outside his mother country, the weaker toward them he becomes, the further from the propaganda – )  he feels such things toward solo, sometimes, but while theirs tends more toward an emotional connection, his attraction to ward roots firmly in the physical  –  though not only, for kuryakin’s resistance only begins to falter when his heart starts to become involved.

          perhaps his desire indicates a yearning to find something good about himself, too.

          illya knows he shouldn’t be drinking tonight.  the only real explanation is that perhaps he wants to lose control, perhaps he has orchestrated this particular misstep in the hope of blaming it on the alcohol.  it takes a good deal more than three to truly impair his judgment, but that’s all he drinks before the impulses begin to overwhelm him.

( he’s a fellow agent, he’s a partner, this is unwise, kuryakin. )

          he doesn’t remember exactly what triggers him to lean across the couch  –  and perhaps it doesn’t matter, maybe it’s nothing in particular.  but the next thing he knows, his mouth is on ward’s, and it’s a fight from the beginning.  warring hands grip at the fabric of one another’s clothing.  unyielding mouths push for dominance  –  or perhaps simply enthusiastically drink in the fulfillment of a desire they’ve both harbored, if ward’s response is any indication.  the scent of the mission still lingers on the other man’s skin and kuryakin inhales it with relish like he never would in the line of duty.

          the russian knows he would not have stopped, was it not for solo stepping into the room, entirely unannounced, accompanied by a dry, clever comment illya’s sure he finds amusing.  his teeth grit almost painfully and he pulls back with a jerk, rising fluidly to his feet.

                    ❛ I’m going to bed. ❜

          he mutters it moodily, almost as an afterthought as he hunches his shoulders and strides toward his room, acutely aware of how uncomfortably hot his face and neck remain.

[partaylir]

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     “You’re look’n for the little guy, right?          Yep, ran off in that direction.”

[anacceptablecasualty-blog]

“You need a pilot.”

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     “ uh-uh. come take a look–pilot’d be fuckin’ useless. she isn’t moving for shit. “

     blissful relief coming upon the helo after the righteous shitstorm downstairs blinded him to the heavy damage riddling her right side. if ammunition wasn’t steeping, he’d shoot one of the dead bodies scattered like leaves behind them to vent his exasperation. a third charge detonates from somewhere underneath his boots, wracking the building. vergil regains his footing and spits an ugly wire of curses. she won’t withstand the fourth explosion due to blow in another minute.

     he lines up a path from their position to the squat construct standing beside them. take the leap or go down with the ship–no debate.

     “ we can make the jump. “

[braverybuilt]

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[ @sleeperxgent ] Hi! I don’t know if you know I exist either, but I do hope that you see this! I really like all the stuff from your blog! Your theme is really cool! And I don’t know how to make the audio of your blog stop playing but it’s a really epic circle thing! I’m not really familiar with your fandom or your character to be honest, but you threads are fun to look through! Plus, I like fluff too! I could offer you child fluff.. or older!Charlotte fluff. Only if you want me though. c: Anyway! Your theme is super cool as well as your HTML skills! I can’t don’t that at all! Also your graphic skills are super epic! On top of that your character looks like it’s really fleshed out and would be really fun to play with! Well I hope that maybe we could thread sometime, even though our characters are very, very different since I think it would be really cool. I hope that you had a great Christmas / Holidays! 

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      “ -- look on the bright side, mate, it could be worse. You could very well be hideous. But you’re not and that’s a reason to drink in my books.”

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IF WE’RE MUTUALS, SEND ME A URL AND I’LL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING

Reason why you follow them : lbr the way they portray grant ward tho is hella a+++

Your favourite thread of theirs: that one meme i forgot what it is but i just ajsdj

A roleplayer you enjoy their interactions with: probably one of the ward siblings account tho.

A thing you like about their character: idk man there’s like so many things ????

Do you interact? Why/why not?: yes because hella awesome okay

RATE

Writing uh / okay / likable / awesome / perfect / GOD LIKE Characteruh / okay / likable / awesome / perfect / GOD LIKETheme uh / okay / likable / awesome / perfect / GOD LIKE Mun uh / okay / likable / awesome / perfect / GOD LIKE

We should… Talk OOC / Plot / Roleplay / Become bffs. Plots I’d be interested in doing: Where Ward and May cross paths once again and them just bantering one another (tho they might kill each other so)