Who Wants cake

Indie RP blog for Purple Guy of FNAF series Written by Uh-HelloHello

[stolensuit]

Davis: *cannibalizes for the first time*

Purple Guy: Lmfao u wild

[uh-hellohello]

this is probably exactly what happened tbh

this purple guy belongs to @mikexschmidt ofc, and the child is my own purple guy, Davis. :3c part of our ‘purple dad and son’ au

based off this post

Don’t worry about Davis btw. He’s actually a lot better off with him (sort of)

[mikexschmidt]

[and so their loving, father-son relationship began]

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[bone-lust]

AVAILABLE TODAY & LAST CHANCE! These are the last 2 of my natural history displays from my current batch. They feature real ethically sourced skulls in a bed of lichen in handmade cedar shadow boxes. My pieces like these normally sell quickly, so fair warning. Stay tuned for prices.

One is a wild boar skull and one is an Osteo La Brea style natural stained deer skull. They also have a naturally mummified anole, fungi, insects, snail shells, gum tree seed pods and & other ethically sourced found items from my property.

Stay tuned here for updates on when they are available at Bonelust.Etsy.Com 💀♥💀

[dying-dead-decaying]

The Prowler (1981)

[stolensuit]

*Crashes through wall and screams*

[monsterman]

[stolensuit]

brace yourself for Davis’s LEAST favorite holiday

Davis has menieres disease- so he is extremely sound sensitive, he has a constant ringing in his ears and if stuff is too loud it might even give him dizzy/fainting spells and vertigo. 

[dancing-at-the-funeralparty-dea]

[midnightmurdershow]

The Babadook by HerberoGreen

[areyou-stillawake]

Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)

[adam--bomb]

“Kool-Aid is like 70% sugar. You’re all going to wake up with ants in your hair.”

[stolensuit]

"The sugar washes out!! Its dye not PAINT!" he grimaces. "You gotta boil it just to make it work as dye."

[stolensuit]

Whenever davis screeches, i want you to imagine Dans screech from this video (it should start a few seconds before the screech)

[magentafacedliar-blog]

Guess who you just scared in the corner, man. Congratulations.

[stolensuit]

I tried my best to warn!! XD

[stolensuit]

mikexschmidt replied to your post:

-spits hair dye-

-SCREECHES-

[mikexschmidt]

*slaps him upside the head again* “Shush.”

[stolensuit]

He just drops the hair dye bottle to the side and grumbles.

[stolensuit]

Whenever davis screeches, i want you to imagine Dans screech from this video (it should start a few seconds before the screech)

[stolensuit]

mikexschmidt replied to your post:“…………..” “………………………………..” -Drinks the hair dye-

Purple Guy: ….-_- *slaps him upside the head*

-spits hair dye-

-SCREECHES-

[purpleshadowedman]

“Meh okay well, isn’t it messy?” He gives a confused look. “I am honestly glad I really don’t have to dye mine but just wanting to help since you are kind of adorable.” 

[stolensuit]

“So’s normal hair dye.” he shrugs again. “i’ve been doing this since i was 12... Im pretty used to it i guess....”

“... Adorable?!”