*reminder*
just because i’m very slow with replies doesn’t mean i don’t care about our plot !!!
we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Andulka
Jules of Nature

pixel skylines
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

oozey mess
Cosmic Funnies
NASA

izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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YOU ARE THE REASON
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
almost home

roma★
sheepfilms

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@stolethedeclaration-blog
*reminder*
just because i’m very slow with replies doesn’t mean i don’t care about our plot !!!
five word prompts
an-exotic-writer:
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
"can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
"just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
"really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
"zero fucks given. next please.”
three word starters
“i’ll do it.”
“please just don’t.”
“i hate you.”
“i love you.”
“you love me?”
“please stop it.”
“i can’t breathe.”
“just go away.”
“you’re an ass.”
“you’re a bitch.”
“don’t leave me!”
“don’t walk away.”
“stay with me.”
“i’m begging you…”
“for fucks sake…”
“clean this up!”
“please kiss me.”
“get off me!”
“you are despicable.”
“are you okay!?”
“don’t do this.”
“please shut up.”
“are you drunk?”
“don’t forget me.”
Vanessa Hudgens - Riawna Capri for Beauty Coach
since i have a billion muses, here’s a list – under the cut – of my main active blogs ❪with some that i intend to bring back but haven’t yet❫. so basically you can always find me, yayy!
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❛ Well, since I can’t seem to find work as companion, I might as well become a petty thief like you! ❜
& off to work, ready to show costumers what a nerd i am!
brooklyn nine-nine inspired sentence meme
“I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”
“You can’t handle the me!”
“Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.”
“The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.”
“Yay, enemies for life!”
“It’s the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.”
“Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, ‘boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.’”
“He is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!”
“I cannot believe that I’m considering a non-violent option.”
“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”
“Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.”
“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”
“My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.”
“I am flummoxed! That’s a word I learned for this party, and I am it!”
“No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.”
“I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.”
“The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.”
“Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.”
“What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?”
“Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!”
“Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.”
“Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?”
“Hey, you like spaghetti? And weed?”
“I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!”
“That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.”
“Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.”
“Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself.”
“Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!”
“Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re: her sex tape.”
“Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!”
“The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It’s like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.”
“But seriously, what’s your favourite Jay-Z song?”
“Shhhhh…turn off your mouth siren…”
“You look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river.”
Send "Don't you remember?" for my muse's reaction to waking up in hospital with no memory of your muse, themselves or their life
Ships with major height differences are great because
The small one’s holiday gifts are hidden on the top shelf.
One ALWAYS forgets to put the seat back when they borrow the car.
Booster seat jokes at the cinema and restaurants.
The tall one hits their knees on furniture in the other’s apartment.
Tippy-toe/bending down kisses.
One’s arm is too big to get the thing behind the couch while the other’s is too short.
Can’t… Reach… Anything.
Perfect lap ‘dances.’
The tall one completely covers the small one in hugs.
The tall one becomes a bed.
Best opportunity for reversed D/s.
SHOULDER ARMREST.
NerdHQ: A Conversation with Nathan Fillion
Knock Knock
◆ meme | accepting ↳ @fcrtuneboy: 12. my character walking in on yours singing at the top of their lungs
The sound ❪or better – the noise❫ was coming from upstairs. It was indistinct & Benny couldn’t really figure what it was. However as she approached, taking slow & quiet steps in order to not be heard, it seemed like… Was it a voice? Was someone SINGING? Frowning, she attentively searched for the source of the sound, putting her ear against every door before finding the one. There was nothing else to do: in a quick movement, she swung the door open. She couldn’t believe at was she saw then: Karter… Singing his heart out. A smile formed immediately – Benny tried her best not to laugh.
After a good amount of time ❪in which she just listened, leaning against the door frame❫, she finally cleared her throat loud, making her presence clear.
❛ Are you auditioning for X-Factor? ❜
whisper
◆ meme | accepting ↳ @fxrtunerowe
It wasn’t good. Not for them, at least, since their chasers were gaining on them. Borrowing that ancient artifact from the museum apparently wasn’t considered a good idea by the security guards. Well, they couldn’t leave without the object, so they would have better been gone before it was too late. What they needed, actually, was a DIVERSION. & she could only come up with one, even if she didn’t really like it.
❛ KISS ME. —- They’ll be too embarassed & soon look away. ❜