Been There? Not Physically

| rachel | tw: stonedmac_ | | sometimes NSFW |

[july-skyy]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

top this, bottom that, I know damn well most of you ain’t having any sex.

[wern]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

Can 50 cent tweet again instead of kanye

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

[kendyroy]

[theblogchoseme]

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

[f0xjaw]

Finally somebody said it

[dinkywinks]

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

[stephaniejblockmotherme]

fun things to do during a car ride

put on your broadway playlist of all your fave tunes from all your favourite shows and *perform* along

add unnecessary badly-executed vibrato to every song you can

sing songs with the voice of the wrong character (ex: you and me (but mostly me) from the book of mormon as javert is a personal favourite)

if you’re going out just put out tonight from rent on loop

forget to sing some parts because the singer is doing that™ and you’re transcending your earthly body (mildly unsafe if you’re driving)

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[astrollusion-deactivated2018100]

Anyways “psycho girlfriend” culture needs to die and ppl need to realise girls can be abusive and they shouldn’t be encouraged.

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[gilasaurus]

friend: wow you’re such a kind person!

me: 

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[tasteheavenperfectly]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

[heysammy-blog]

 #empty chairs at empty tables

[zaynxlvarchive]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

[mrgoldenfold-deactivated2016032]

oh god NO

[newyorktittie-deactivated201511]

oh god YES

[solitarylikeme]

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

[bannerinthevalley]

what

[tombstonetrash]

what

[daddy-frnk-deactivated20150108]

what

[sangoireseussian]

[cosmokramers-deactivated2018091]

[dennisbottoms]

Every time he does somethin like this I feel like Glenn Howerton himself is gonna Poltergeist my home

[princessrhcenyra]

[macden-byebitch]

#dennis ‘big feelings’ reynolds