Stoned

Sacrifice

[happyroadkillart]

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[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[devildaddys-world-deactivated20]

Slow sex, dark room, soft music and eye contact 🔥

[roaldamundsen]

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

[longnuts]

That's not him

[achillesinhighheels]

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[girldraki]

[badassdemonsword]

Literally me when i listen to rock music

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[foxes-in-love]

[ahhmazing123]

I MADE THE TOPS CASINO IN TOMODACHI!

This took hours but it was worth it. Very proud.

Under the cut for better look at the sign

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[sparkytheandroid]

life feels exactly like this now

[lmaonade]

you are just like computer file i delete you

[beatlesweatles]