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[stonerrdadcock]

✨Obligatory Pinned post✨

Got nuked starting over

28 year old dad of two

Stoner

Somehow married to @aqarititss

This page will be me and shit I like

NSFW stuff and SFW stuff. You’ve been warned

Rizzless but full of tisms

You’ll probably see more of me than expected

Pan/bi idk. What’s a label. People are hot 🤷‍♂️

DMs open I need more people to talk to

*me* is me

*I have the hottest wife in the world😍* is my wife

*me asks* is my asks

Shits easy on this here blog

MDNI

Do not interact if you support the rapist orange or anyone else in that administration

DNI if you’re racist, homophobic, transphobic, or hateful at all towards anyone just living their life

I’m sure I’ll add to this as I remember other things

[stonerrdadcock]

Feel like my time on this app is coming to a close. Just feel off now. Might be taking a break for a little or indefinitely

[adoring-whore]

@04-08-1994 likes to send unsolicited dick pics btw x

[natakesgamingcorner]

Send me a number and I’ll tell you...

A nickname of mine

An embarrassing story.

A turn-on

A turn-off

Something I look for in a partner

About my best friend

About my worst enemy

About someone I think is cute

About someone I think is smart

About someone I think is funny

About my crush

About my parents

About my siblings

Something I like about my body

Something I dislike about my body

Something I like about my personality

Something I dislike about my personality

A quote I live by

My favorite book

My favorite movie

My favorite food

My favorite drink

A talent I have

An unusual talent I have

One of my favorite followers

A fictional character I relate to

My favorite book I read for school

My favorite play

A childhood memory

My best birthday

An embarrassing secret

A little known fact

A time I made a mistake

I time I succeeded

My favorite sport

My favorite video game

My favorite non-video game

My favorite band.

My favorite song.

My favorite animal.

I pet I have.

My favorite Halloween costume.

My favorite piece of clothing

My favorite TV Show

Who I want to hug

Who I want to kiss

Who I want to punch

Something I want to do before I die

Something great I’ve already accomplished

Anything! Make up your own 

[notonelover]

do these ones as well pls… (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

[therhodestohappiness]

🥺👉🏻👈🏻 pls 🖤

[stonerrdadcock]

I love seeing Andrew Tate and his brother get arrested

[aqarititss]

Hello, greetings, hi... Would you please bless our human eyeballs with your panties of the day ma'am?

[mzoala]

∞ ∞ 

[stonerdadcock]

Can someone hold this for me

[stonerrdadcock]

New blog here. Hi

[the-artful-wound]

[calleido]

isle of skye, scotland

[omgreblog-blog]

See what your followers think of you.

[chittaphonrph]

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.  CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

[stonerrdadcock]

[gerolau-deactivated20230904]

Mutuals i wish i could smoke weed with

[awkwardsituationist]

shelter from the storm. photos by kutub uddin (more frog pics)

[herrvonsex-deactivated20230517]

[arcanumnyx]

💪🏻 ft Kaja's toe beans 🐾

[kitteecassee]

the sun is my baby c: