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Do you think that the reason stubbed toes hurt so much is because our toes used to be like extra fingers, and like fingers, they've just got like a bajillion nerves?

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Quick Q...

Did food taste better in the Middle Ages? Or worse?

#question #please help #medieval #stoner texts #stoner thoughts #high #drugs #weed #pot #stoned #high times #it's 4:20 somehwere

Happy Saturday everyone!

#weed #pot #cannabis #stoner #stoned #high #edible #weed soda #stoner texts #saturday #blaze it

Smoke and Sketch

#smoke and sketch #stoner texts #stoner thoughts #dragon #high #stoned #weed #pot #marijuana #crappy drawing #doodle

playingwiththesquirrels

#smiley face #jane f #stoner monologue #stoner texts #stoner thoughts #garfield #lasagna #high #weed #stoned #pot #marijuana

I walked past this 9 year old kid in Target today and I realized he'd farted. A second after I caught the first big whiff of it, he looked back at me and whispered, "deez nuts" and ran off.

#can someone please explain #wtf #target #weird kid #deez nuts #crop dusting #fart #gross

I have two younger sisters and when we were kids, we each got to be one Powerpuff girl. I always insisted that I was Bubbles, but now I know I was Buttercup. 😩

#big sister #powerpuff girls #buttercup #blossom #bubbles #smh #stoner texts #stoner realizations #epiphany

I badly want to fly to Maine right now, just to eat a giant lobster. 😋

#lobster dreams #hungry #oh nom nom #maine #stoner texts #stoner thoughts #if only #yummy #stoner trash #munchies

Things from Canada that I don't miss, part 1

#prune nectar #canada #gross #do not miss #stoner texts #stoner thoughts #high times #stoner trash #pot #weed #marijuana

I'm glad they're covering all of their bases...

#wtf #bathroom dispenser #stoner texts #stoner thoughts #sexy looney tunes #high #weed #stoned #stoner trash #hate public restrooms

My old college room mate just sent me this photo of a monstrosity I drew a couple of years ago. Smh

#groceries #one trip or die trying #moleman #shitty doodle #stoner texts #stoner thoughts #the struggle

When I'm stressed, playing Pokémon makes me so happy 😊

#team aqua problems #pokemon alpha sapphire #pokemon sapphire #fuck yes #calming games #stoner texts

It's amazing to me that it took humanity so long to come up with the production line... 😨

#how it's made #sunday sciene channel #high #stoner texts #stoner thoughts #weed #pot #stoned #wake and bake

9:30am text to my sister: I went so far out of my way, super early on a Saturday morning to pick up bagels for everyone and no one even says thanks!!! 😠 9:50am text to my sister (one hit later): Hahaha... Okay... I feel a little better now 😵

#stoner texts #wake and bake #call me mellow yellow #stoner #stoned #high #pot #weed

In my defense, I had a concussion when I painted this monstrosity...

#seriously wtf #why do i always make monsters #concussion #rock painting #stoner texts #stoner thoughts #stoner sloth #weed #pot #high #hell of a drug #rock monster #wtf #i need a doctor

I bought a pinata today... While sober. I don't even have an upcoming occasion for it. 😔

#pinata #impulse buy #someone stop me #wtf #stoner thoughts #stoner texts #high #stoned #weed #fiesta

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