Darkbeast Paarl is a Good Boy

IF YOU'RE JUST TUNING IN, WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW -Scrib | lvl 25 | ♀ | ♍ | Ace - Professional Overthinker 

[grumpytrans]

kevin and satan by vanessa stockard

[arianneiam-deactivated20130318]

me in 50 years

[nyanbinyuri]

I want to know what Miyuki did to piss off the fire nation the first time

[mad-hare]

he fell asleep again as soon as he fell

[bewbin]

long range melee weapon 

[brucebocchi]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[k-eke]

A happy Wooloo !

In french we call it Moumouton, it’s like saying Sheesheep, it’s so cute !

[cookii-whore]

[crap-userrname16]

[carpediemcarla]

This is AMAZING! 😍

[papa-mint]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[mmmthornton]

X-Men are real, their powers are just super shitty.

[liquidstar]

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

[insomniac-arrest]

he hold gun like this

[fmanime]

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

[fmanime]

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

[ink7blot]

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

[comrade-hozier]

@dalethesjtoddler

[cappucino-commie]

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

[captainlordauditor]

This post was written by Roy Mustang

[ebonyheartnet]

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”

[suspencerrrr]

it was ineffective 

[hydro-homies]

“YOU ATE MY SALMON, YOU LITTLE SHIT”

[fullyforgiven]

I am the keeper I am the secret I am the answer I am the end Dragged by the wind Taken by the stars Carried with the madness and scars I am Dark Matter Your road to ruin I am Dark Matter I’m your undoing

[raittos]

Metal Bat - Anime vs Manga

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now