Thor Odinson

All time champion at Utgard Lanes bowling!

[light-brights]

SO I JUST GOT A SHOT OF A RAINBOW AND LIGHTNING IN THE SAME PICTURE????!

[rosebramblewolf]

thor supports gay rights pass it on

[vampiregerards]

oh my god

[stop-hammer-time]

Its true! I do!!

[stop-hammer-time]

Boop! im back! :D *gives flower bracelet* beep bop :D

HUZZAH!

[thatonegenderfluidmess]

SOME OF US ARE SNEET SNART !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

read bavkwards

[stop-hammer-time]

Trans teens era su fo emos? Is this some kind of spell?

[smolandweirdwriter]

No cuz he actually ate with this one

[stop-hammer-time]

How's your daughter?

Þrúðr? Very well! Thank you for asking, friend!

[stop-hammer-time]

Hey Thor I know I'm Greek but do you want a mortal champion?

@xolues-child-of-aelous

A champion? I have no need! However I am always looking for new members for my bowling team!!!

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Watching Valhalla TV. What the fuck are these commercials. @mallory-keen-to-kill-you you see the one with the bear Mal

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

yeah and I'm trying to remove it from my memory

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Okokok did you see the ad with Helgi

Wtf was that

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

unfortunatly yeah

whoever is airing these ads need to be fired

DID YOU SEE THE ONE WITH THOR??

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

AGREED

NO WHAT WAS IT

I'M A LITTLE SCARED

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

HES GETTING A COOKING SHOW.

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

WHAT

[stop-hammer-time]

It will be incredible! I will release a book too! I will call it 1100 Ways to Cook Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr!

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

...Can I wear one of those chef hats before getting killed?

[stop-hammer-time]

Absolutley! All killing will be off screen! The network has rules!

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Watching Valhalla TV. What the fuck are these commercials. @mallory-keen-to-kill-you you see the one with the bear Mal

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

yeah and I'm trying to remove it from my memory

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Okokok did you see the ad with Helgi

Wtf was that

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

unfortunatly yeah

whoever is airing these ads need to be fired

DID YOU SEE THE ONE WITH THOR??

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

AGREED

NO WHAT WAS IT

I'M A LITTLE SCARED

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

HES GETTING A COOKING SHOW.

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

WHAT

[stop-hammer-time]

It will be incredible! I will release a book too! I will call it 1100 Ways to Cook Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr!

[stop-hammer-time]

Thor, I may or may not have lost a bet to a elve and have to drink five bottles of elvish wine.. and I can choose one person to help me

Ha! You need not make a bet if you wish to drink with me! I will arrive shortly!

[sword-of-summer-3000]

Can I come to watch?

[seraphic-sera]

Of course. Alfheims biggest tavern tomorrow, evening

[stop-hammer-time]

Ha! You have fire! I will be there!!!

[seraphic-sera]

I will gladly await your arrival. Say hello to Lady Sif for me.

[stop-hammer-time]

I will!

[stop-hammer-time]

Thor, I may or may not have lost a bet to a elve and have to drink five bottles of elvish wine.. and I can choose one person to help me

Ha! You need not make a bet if you wish to drink with me! I will arrive shortly!

[sword-of-summer-3000]

Can I come to watch?

[seraphic-sera]

Of course. Alfheims biggest tavern tomorrow, evening

[stop-hammer-time]

Ha! You have fire! I will be there!!!

[stop-hammer-time]

Thor, I may or may not have lost a bet to a elve and have to drink five bottles of elvish wine.. and I can choose one person to help me

Ha! You need not make a bet if you wish to drink with me! I will arrive shortly!

[runelordhearthstone]

You're going down.

[stop-hammer-time]

I drank the ocean my friend! I can handle Alfheim’s wine! I have multiple bottles named after myself and my legendary bar crawls! Freyr can confirm this!

[stop-hammer-time]

Thor, I may or may not have lost a bet to a elve and have to drink five bottles of elvish wine.. and I can choose one person to help me

Ha! You need not make a bet if you wish to drink with me! I will arrive shortly!

[sword-of-summer-3000]

Can I come to watch?

[stop-hammer-time]

Absolutley my friend! Perhaps you can meet a nice spear!

[stop-hammer-time]

Thor, I may or may not have lost a bet to a elve and have to drink five bottles of elvish wine.. and I can choose one person to help me

Ha! You need not make a bet if you wish to drink with me! I will arrive shortly!

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Have you've seen Marvin? He stormed off after we got made into goat enchiladas last night for dinner. @stop-hammer-time @magnus-falafelking

[stop-hammer-time]

I have not! You two made delicious enchiladas!

[stop-hammer-time]

boop :D (please dont hit me with the hammer-)

Haha! Why would I hurt you? You didn’t take Mimi, did you?

[mallory-keen-to-kill]

maya hawke has a boyfriend... nobody talk to me rn

[rhymeswithswaggness]

You can’t be a lesbian and date someone who’s name sounds like “my cock”

[stop-hammer-time]

You are telling me she ISN’T a lesbian??? PROPOSTEROUS, MS KEEN!!!

[stop-hammer-time]

Oh, my, well. This is interesting.

I don’t think I’ve spoken to you in some time, Thor Odinson. How are you?

-@byleistrlaufeyjarson

Byleistr!!!

How are you my friend? It has been too long!