Otis the goat

Otis from Magnus Chase Have you've seen Marvin?

[gracious-midnight]

Otis the goat is the realest person in this book

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

HEY OTIS

@dont-call-me-beantown

Hiiii magnus

Haven't seen you since the wedding operation, wish there was cake there to stress eat, but my therapist says it's bad to eat sweets when emotional

Anyway-

How are you and your green haired spouse?

[dont-call-me-beantown]

gods it's been forever. lowkey wish there was cake there too-

alex says hi, btw

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Who doesn't have cake at a wedding? They had nachos but that doesn't compare to cake!

-Hi Alex-

Giant weddings have no class smh

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

HEY OTIS

@dont-call-me-beantown

Hiiii magnus

Haven't seen you since the wedding operation, wish there was cake there to stress eat, but my therapist says it's bad to eat sweets when emotional

Anyway-

How are you and your green haired spouse?

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

More art therapy

[official-goat-posts]

May I join the goat army?

~@otis-the-teeth-grinder

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

you are part of the goat army now

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Cool, better than my old job

[official-goat-posts]

what was your old job

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

You know, stand in a field, eat grass, wait to be eaten. The usual.

[official-goat-posts]

May I join the goat army?

~@otis-the-teeth-grinder

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

you are part of the goat army now

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Cool, better than my old job

[lost-amidst-the-stars]

Reblog if this sight on your blog makes you smile and you would like your followers to talk to you more. 

[official-goat-posts]

TALK TO ME

JOIN THE GOAT ARMY

or just talk

BUT JOINING THE GOAT ARMY WOULD BE GREAT

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Painting update:

I don't feel relaxed yet, and half of my oreos are gone

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

My therapist says to try painting as a way to cope with stress...so here we go, I guess

Don't mind the oreos, they're my emotional support snacks

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Watching Valhalla TV. What the fuck are these commercials. @mallory-keen-to-kill-you you see the one with the bear Mal

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

yeah and I'm trying to remove it from my memory

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Okokok did you see the ad with Helgi

Wtf was that

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

unfortunatly yeah

whoever is airing these ads need to be fired

DID YOU SEE THE ONE WITH THOR??

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

AGREED

NO WHAT WAS IT

I'M A LITTLE SCARED

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

HES GETTING A COOKING SHOW.

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

WHAT

[stop-hammer-time]

It will be incredible! I will release a book too! I will call it 1100 Ways to Cook Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr!

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

interesting...

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Sighs

I'll pre-order a signed book for you,

let me know when you need me there to kill me, Thor thinks the enchiladas are the best. Hope you have a large meat grinder

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Watching Valhalla TV. What the fuck are these commercials. @mallory-keen-to-kill-you you see the one with the bear Mal

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

yeah and I'm trying to remove it from my memory

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Okokok did you see the ad with Helgi

Wtf was that

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

unfortunatly yeah

whoever is airing these ads need to be fired

DID YOU SEE THE ONE WITH THOR??

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

AGREED

NO WHAT WAS IT

I'M A LITTLE SCARED

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

HES GETTING A COOKING SHOW.

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

WHAT

[stop-hammer-time]

It will be incredible! I will release a book too! I will call it 1100 Ways to Cook Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr!

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

...Can I wear one of those chef hats before getting killed?

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

@stop-hammer-time look Thor. Otis and I are kinda homies and I kinda want him at the watch party. Can I give you a different, less magical goat so we can vibe?

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

(Happy depressed goat noises)

I'll bring the popcorn

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Watching Valhalla TV. What the fuck are these commercials. @mallory-keen-to-kill-you you see the one with the bear Mal

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

yeah and I'm trying to remove it from my memory

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Okokok did you see the ad with Helgi

Wtf was that

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

unfortunatly yeah

whoever is airing these ads need to be fired

DID YOU SEE THE ONE WITH THOR??

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

AGREED

NO WHAT WAS IT

I'M A LITTLE SCARED

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

HES GETTING A COOKING SHOW.

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

WHAT

[stop-hammer-time]

It will be incredible! I will release a book too! I will call it 1100 Ways to Cook Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr!

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

...Can I wear one of those chef hats before getting killed?

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Watching Valhalla TV. What the fuck are these commercials. @mallory-keen-to-kill-you you see the one with the bear Mal

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

yeah and I'm trying to remove it from my memory

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

Okokok did you see the ad with Helgi

Wtf was that

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

unfortunatly yeah

whoever is airing these ads need to be fired

DID YOU SEE THE ONE WITH THOR??

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

AGREED

NO WHAT WAS IT

I'M A LITTLE SCARED

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

HES GETTING A COOKING SHOW.

[alex-fierro-pr-nightmare]

WHAT

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

WITH OTIS AND MARVIN

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

We're either the assistants or the main corse

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Anyone hungry? I bought extra food and I don’t think I can finish it all…

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Got any empty soda cans?

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Honestly, I think I do…

Yes. Four. I was saving them for the recycling.

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Mind if I eat them? I'm getting hungry looking for Marvin

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Hands them over

How long has Marvin been missing exactly…?

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

He munches on the cans

Around a week or so. Thor doesn't know wear he is so he put it up to me to find him. He been grumpy lately, well more grumpy than usual.

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Anyone hungry? I bought extra food and I don’t think I can finish it all…

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Got any empty soda cans?

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Honestly, I think I do…

Yes. Four. I was saving them for the recycling.

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Mind if I eat them? I'm getting hungry looking for Marvin

[lordofsummergodofrizz]

Anyone hungry? I bought extra food and I don’t think I can finish it all…

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Got any empty soda cans?

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Have you've seen Marvin? He stormed off after we got made into goat enchiladas last night for dinner. @stop-hammer-time @magnus-falafelking

[magnus-falafelking]

nope

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

...

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Have you've seen Marvin Ms Keen?

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

no but halfborn was pretty hungry this morning

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Did he break any of his bones?

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

no idea

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Oh well, its good for his exposure therapy to get killed by other people

[mallory-keen-to-kill-you]

maybe that could be good for @magnus-falafelking too!

[magnus-falafelking]

*cries*

[otis-the-teeth-grinder]

Would you like the number for my therapist?