Heuristically Programmed Algorithmic Computer

2001: A Space Gay

[stopdave]

reminder that my main blog is @starfetus which is where i am a majority of the time bc im often too lazy to log into this blog

[kenkanek1-deactivated20151220]

betaclear i drew hal9000 >:3c just for u !!

[robotcores-deactivated20160106]

WHAT!! I LOVE THIS THANK U! ❤❤❤😂

[robotcores-deactivated20160106]

old art of my fav robot

[felsics]

The Good. 

[robotcores-deactivated20160106]

if hal ever got mad at dave do u think they would just passive aggressively call him david

[axolotlspoem]

transparent sitting hal for all your transparent sitting hal needs

[sillyrabs-blog]

Hal and TARS having Coffee

[tubular-todd-blog]

2001: A Pearl Odyssey

[skeletonsonmars]

From my English final essay. I rather liked this line.

[commanderbowman]

What does Hal think of your ass??

“Oh no, not this again….”

[francispoole]

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[floridactyl]

Plymouth, MI

[skeletonsonmars]

emoji challenge: hal and f2 c:

i cant do tears orz do not cry my son

[reparrishcomics]

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

“The monolith is the name given by humans to the mysterious black slabs found scattered throughout the Solar System. The monoliths were created by an unseen alien race, known only as the “Firstborn” […] They are capable of many different functions. TMA-0 (the retroactively numbered monolith discovered in Africa) and the Europa Monolith served as a catalyst for evolution, encouraging the development of sentience in lifeforms. TMA-1 was a sort of “burglar alarm,” alerting the aliens that the humans had left Earth. TMA-1 reported to its “brother,” TMA-2, found in orbit around Jupiter. Humans were able to identify the signal sent from TMA-1 towards TMA-2, alerting the humans to the existence of TMA-2. This was the catalyst for the Discovery One and later, the joint US-Soviet Leonov missions. While the monoliths remain mostly a mystery to humans, it is hypothesized that the magnetic anomaly on the Moon, and the signal sent upon the Sun touching TMA-1 for the first time after its excavation, were purposely done by the unseen alien race to compel humans to explore farther and encourage space travel. The Jupiter monolith served as a gateway to a transit system, opening up when a decided specimen was found; in one case it was David Bowman, who was pulled into the monolith and was turned into the “Star Child”, an entity of pure energy who functioned as a probe for the Firstborn.”

[hal9000]

4001: Post-Final Odyssey Hal 9000’s quest for gender

[hal9000]

I AM WRITING hal-chandra A SURPRISE FIC. YOU’RE ALL GONNA CRY WHEN I TELL YOU THE TITLE I’VE FINALLY DECIDED ON. 2001: A BIRTHDAY PARTY. IT’S GOING TO BE TOTAL CRACK. THIS WILL BE FUN.

[stopdave]

on a date

me: so what do you think of hal 9000?

my date: omg hes so evil!! best villain ever

me: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* i gotta go right now immediately