Great wizard of Shits and giggles

Maybe I didn't finish Great School of Magic but I don't need a license to cast GREAT WALL OF SHIT or PAIN OF 1001 ANAL COUGH

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Guys, who would win

Jiggly wiggling spell

Or

Tacoma narrows bridge(1940)

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Guys I just found my new wizard hat

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I just had my dog breeding license revoked because apparently, "It is illegal to use magic to create a dog-frog hybrid."

What a bullshit I hate this whole magic council and government telling what to do.

What's next you gonna tell me I can't use THUNDER OF DISPAIR to fish?

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Could someone help decide what should I do with my new pet.

Should i keep it or burn it with hellfire potion?

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Remember, if shits gets hard you need to be a lot harder.