my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET
styofa doing anything
$LAYYYTER
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my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET
My other personalities and I minding our business in our own little world
Let this be the official code for “nigga in distress”
Nigga in distress
ACTUALLY YES
Concept: falling in love with someone who is falling in love with you
smile and wave boys, smile and wave
Considering the fact that Jesus was Middle Eastern?
Not too long and you could also add them spewing terrorist to that list
trump: we should start a nuclear arm’s race
literally everyone who’s taken basic high school history ever: no…… we should not……. what the fuck…….
Makeup goals. [x]
this is the kind of content i’m here for
The only gender-reveal I care about
The Thanksgiving Obstacle Course 🦃 by Thomas Sanders
Thomas: Okay, Thanksgiving, you can do this.
Man: How’s school, champ?
Thomas: Ohhh!
Woman: Do you have a girlfriend?
Thomas: Byeee!
Aunt Patty: Let’s talk politics!
Thomas: Be GONE, Aunt Patty!
I… guess I couldn’t resist?
Shut up
Who plays the ukulele?
TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE
I don’t know why but like I really want Clinton to be the drummer.
“They told me girls can’t be drummers. I said fuck'em.”
Clinton - drums and vocals
Obama - vocals and guitar
Kane - bass
Bernard - keyboards
then yeah, when a ukulele has to be played, one of them will play it. they can also play the banjo
WHAT ABOUT BIDEN
I’M THE MOM
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