Red Sky at Morning

ATTENTION ROLEPLAYERS: Fond my RP blog at @eisiramdeus| Main, personal blog | Shitposting | Honestly it's a trash blog | My original blog was zeus-vult

[tumblthosepantsoff]

[pointsofinflection]

[turnipfritters]

Never thought of you as the horny type

i used to go to church until i started listening to tove lo and now i’m a slut

[helioshellion]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

you think jake gyllenhaal was gonna bottom after eating nothing but fucking beans? on a mountain? no toilets no shower-shot just beans and whiskey? the two most gastrointestinally homophobic foods to exist??? shut the fuck up heath ledger pulled his dick out and released the floodgates of jake’s post-bean butthole cacophony and theres nothing you can do about it

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

you think jack twist was walkin around with a nice fuckin shiny fuckin enema bulb and a fuckin PURE for Men prescription when he was on that mountain getting GAPED??

TO FREEDOM??

[vocaloidcomments]

[armpitspiggery]

[demilypyro]

i’m beautiful. i’m strong. i’m smart. my penis is of above average size. i’m good at videogames

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

I have “knows nothing about Game of Thrones” privilege

[lonely-epidemic]

[friendlyfisting]

[bonerfart]

Slob on my knob/ like corn on the cob/ damned eternally/ abandoned by God

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[transpilledbeowulf]

Look for the girl with the broken smile

[seanieseansean]

[uniquemalebw]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]