[stormageddonoddy]

Hey New Zealand just had a 7.5 magnitude earthquake and is expecting tsunamis so if you know anyone there you might want to check they’re okay :)

[sunkissedlarryy]

Remember when you first joined the fandom and had to learn their names and recognize their voices

[duoachievement-deactivated20220]

Now when someone sniffs I can tell who it is someone fucking save me

[urie]

fuck this band

[falriylocal]

the way panic started as a band literally sounds like a shitty fanfic tbh

[effeminacy-deactivated20180727]

remember that time patrick wore a cardigan over a leather jacket

[effeminacy-deactivated20180727]

[99deux]

@sickukulelebeats

[stormageddonoddy]

Signs as things my Physics Teacher said.

aries: "Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire."

taurus: "I don't care who's condom it is, put it away."

gemini: "Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there's more then one."

cancer: "No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now."

leo: "Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't."

virgo: "No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids."

libra: "Don't marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa trust me."

scorpio: "Oh really does it say your a loser on your birth certificate too?"

sagittarius: "I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was suppose to go to my mom."

capricorn: "Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?"

aquarius: "No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn't a documentary."

pisces: "Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar?- Don't answer that."

[thecommonchick]

HE WIGGLES HIS LITTLE GOGGLES OFF 😍

[iraffiruse]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

[yodiscrepo]

[deletedblog121520-deactivated20]

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

[tea-doctor-blog]

#spot the Australian

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[the-main-diloolie]

#i love that their solution is just to beat the shit out of it

[cactusrabbit-deactivated2019120]

*THWAP*

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

ive literally never seen a cat fucking PUNCH something before

[alexandertheswell-deactivated20]

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

[skeetbucket]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

[bird-baby]

this is so fantastic do not skip this

[funnyfoxes55]

@caption-action

[caption-action]

Narrator: I love sharks so much so that I have a bunch of books about them and like to give each shark a personality. 1st shark: [sniffs] Oh, I think I left the oven on 2nd shark:[gasps] 3rd shark: Ooh, you big sneaky. Are you taking my picture? Ooh, do I look good? 4th shark: [moans] 5th shark: [makes spitting sound] 6th shark: [in nasally voice] You think you can treat me like some sort of dork in gym class. 7th shark: Ooh, I’m so sneaky 8th shark: [screams] 9th shark: hmm.. 10th shark: [gibberish] 11th shark: [Hobbit voice] stupid little hobbits 12th shark:[very soft voice] huh, I didn’t say anything 13th shark: He’s looking at me isn’t he?

[preciousangelbean-blog]

ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ

[awwww-cute]

[0xm-deactivated20170711]

[acidocasualidad]

Source

[tugoslavija-deactivated20161215]

this is my favourite conspiracy theory ever (x)

[mitoticcephalopod]

https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia_(yritys)#Logot

Look at the really old logos for Nokia

[baegentnorthdakota]

@ehmp

[blood-of-the-moon]

*insert X files theme here*

[maybethistimemegz]