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Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

hellenhighwater

Well those are allllmost done

codebreakerblue

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

hellenhighwater

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

jackfromthefairytale

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

hellenhighwater

They're actually a really dark purple

fishofthewoods

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

hellenhighwater

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

nobodywasneverhere

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

hellenhighwater

The heart wants what the heart wants

fred-the-dinosaur

this reads like a muppet sketch

fred-the-dinosaur

see? See!??!

hellenhighwater

You're not wrong

hellenhighwater

This post is less than six months old.

zwoelffarben

Sometimes posts just, have olde tumblr post energy. And ya gotta live wit dat.

anomymous2

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

ivy-michaels

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

gender-luster

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

hugintheraven

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

cushfuddled

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

youngcreativenerdgoddess

“I asked chat gpt” well I went to ask Amaury Guichon and he made the answer out of chocolate while smiling the entire time.

fandom-man

scholarlypidgeot

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

biggaybunny

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

oliviawebsite

this reply is killing me

tlaquetzqui

The Asian honeybee deals with hornets entering their hive by dogpiling the intruder and rubbing against each other, producing heat through friction. Hornets have like two degrees Celsius less heat tolerance than bees, so the bees survive and the hornet dies.

yokelfelonking

They also do that because the Germans voted for it

skyscrapersanddandelions

kids of color, you’re allowed to get a bitey when a white friend does something racist. literally 0 percent of people of color are obligated to be nice and palatable for white people. holding your tongue in the name of kindness doesn’t really do much in regards to stuff like this because white people are going to see you calling out their own racism as unkind anyways. white people, if a person of color comes off as aggressive while calling you out for racism, just fucking listen to them. they’re not coming from nowhere, and believe it or not: they know more about racism than you do! shocker, i know. just thickskin it, because it’s really not about you.

skyscrapersanddandelions

white ppl can rb but keep your damn mouths shut

thisisracism

The notes on this post get a 0 for reading comprehension. There’s probably a pretty good reason OP deactivated, unfortunately.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

crazy-pages

Especially because there's a well proven solution to graffiti. Graffiti artists are, you know, artists. Like actual for real artists. If a local artist paints a wall with something beautiful, they aren't gong to paint over it and wreck it. So if you pay local artists to paint murals on things, they don't get tagged.

And you know that saying, "you get to tell people how to solve their problems to the degree you're willing to help"? It's like that. If you want to have a say in the way humans add their artistic mark to their environments - and they will - you need to fund people adding and maintaining beautiful art that other artists respect. Simple as that.

Because your bridge has a design flaw. There's no art on it. And ever since humans have been blowing crushed berries over their hands to mark cave walls with their handprints, a world without art has been a void we are compelled to fill. If you don't fill it, someone else will.

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Partaking In The Limitless Spring

fatsexybitch

Love this, like a dog sticking his head out the car window. He's going SO FAST you guys!

depsidase

pjharvey

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

thesinlesssinner

My therapist always says “reading is a healthy hobby” and every time I’m like “girl not how I do it.”

liberalsarecool

Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.

themoonandmyman

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

autoenucleate

hate it when people call ada lovelace the first female programmer, when in reality she was the first programmer ever. she wrote programs for a machine before it was ever constructed

bcowlick

It's starting to piss me off that people are saying that critiquing Nolan's Odyssey for lack of accuracy is wrong or annoying, and that everybody is allowed to interpret mythology however they want.

But you're only saying that because you don't think Greek Mythology deserves to be treated with any type of respect for it's cultural background.

Nolan rejected the expert in re-constructing Greek Armour, then procedeed to cast not a single Greek for the production, then he littered the places of Greece where he filmed, and had a scene where Odysseus talks to an stranger. The stranger speaks greek and Odysseus, the greek, does not understand him.

Sorry but if Nolan did a movie on Aztec mythology and didn't inquiry with a single Mexican expert on Aztecs, or an Indigenous person from there, avoided casting a single Latino at the very least, littered a Mexican beach just because, and then had an scene where an Aztec cannot understand his own mother language, would you then see the issue or not?