DON'T FRET / PLAY FIDDLE !

independent and mutuals only fandomless original character. as adored by christiana. 

[analyticallyminded-a]

cloacer‌:

why is kissing someone while they’re angry considered cute. if i was in an argument with someone and they kissed me i’d probably knee them in the crotch

[stormembraced-a]

starter call!  hit the heart for a starter! probably a one liner, probably a lyric from her playlist, maybe not, who knows. 

[bextaylors]

AVENGERS: ENDGAME SENTENCE STARTERS.   feel free to change pronouns   /   change the sentence(s) to your liking.  for multi-muses,  specify who you’re sending the meme(s) to  /  who you’re sending the meme(s) from.

‘  __ told me to come save you.  ’ ‘  __,  can you hear me?  ’ ‘  and i needed you.  as in past tense.  ’ ‘  are you here about the cable?  ’ ‘  aren’t you drunk enough already?  ’ ‘  as long as there are those who remember what was,  there will always be those who cannot accept what can be.  ’ ‘  be careful.  ’ ‘  can you see?  ’ ‘  careful with that thing.  ’ ‘  define lunch or be disintegrated.  ’ ‘  don’t care.  couldn’t care less.  goodbye.  ’ ‘  don’t do anything stupid until i get back.  ’ ‘  don’t give me hope.  ’ ‘  don’t say that name.  ’ ‘  don’t you get all decent on me now.  ’ ‘  everybody wants a happy ending, right?  but it doesn’t always roll that way.  ’ ‘  everything’s gonna be alright.  ’ ‘  feel free to log on to the wifi.  no password,  obviously.  ’ ‘  first of all,  that’s horrible.  ’ ‘  get it together!  ’ ‘  get your hands off me.  ’ ‘  good luck on your mission.  ’ ‘  good luck on your project.  ’ ‘  good luck.  ’ ‘  great to see you,  angry girl.  ’ ‘  have we ever met that guy?  ’ ‘  hey,  look at me.  ’ ‘  hey.  we won, __.  ’ ‘  how far along is she?  ’ ‘  how’s it feel?  ’ ‘  i can do this all day.  ’ ‘  i can do this.  ’ ‘  i can’t do this.  i can’t do this.  ’ ‘  i didn’t ask for your help.  ’ ‘  i don’t even know who you are.  ’ ‘  i don’t judge people on their worst mistakes.  ’ ‘  i don’t know how you’re gonna get it through all that.  ’ ‘  i don’t know why everyone believes that,  but that isn’t true.  ’ ‘  i feel like i’m losing it.  ’ ‘  i figured it out,  by the way.  ’ ‘  i get it.  you’re in a rough spot.  ’ ‘  i got this.  okay,  i don’t got this.  ’ ‘  i have a vaguely exact idea.  ’ ‘  i know i said no more surprises,  but..  ’ ‘  i know that guy might scare you.  ’ ‘  i know you think i’m wallowing down here in my own self pity,  waiting to be rescued,  but i’m fine.  ’ ‘  i literally pieced it together as i went along.  ’ ‘  i lost the only family i ever had.  ’ ‘  i love you three thousand.  ’ ‘  i love you tons.  ’ ‘  i really need to talk to you.  ’ ‘  i saw this coming a few years back.  ’ ‘  i see this as an absolute win.  ’ ‘  i shouldn’t be here.  ’ ‘  i shouldn’t have come.  ’ ‘  i swear i will make you proud.  ’ ‘  i think we could bring them back.  ’ ‘  i wasn’t always like this.  ’ ‘  i wish there was a way that i could let __ know that we won.  ’ ‘  i’d be careful going that way.  ’ ‘  i’d offer to cook you dinner,  but you seem pretty miserable already.  ’ ‘  i’ll give you anything.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna get you all the cheeseburgers you want.  ’ ‘  i’m not ready for this.  ’ ‘  i’m not supposed to be like everyone else,  am i?  ’ ‘  i’m still worthy.  ’ ‘  i’m telling you,  you’re in no condition.  ’ ‘  i’m trying to save your life,  you idiot.  ’ ‘  i’ve got a job to do.  ’ ‘  i’ve got beer,  tequila,  all sorts of things.  ’ ‘  i’ve really missed you.  ’ ‘  idiot, no. a failure?  absolutely.  ’ ‘  if i tell you what happens..  it won’t happen.  ’ ‘  if you’re about to tell me to look on the bright side..  i’m about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.  ’ ‘  in the future,  what happens to you and me?  ’ ‘  is he asleep?  ’ ‘  is that axe body spray?  ’ ‘  is that everyone?  ’ ‘  it was supposed to be me.  ’ ‘  it’s a mess back here.  ’ ‘  it’s always you.  ’ ‘  it’s dead.  i have to hot - wire it.  ’ ‘  it’s like a little puppy,  all happy and everything. ’ ‘  killing all these people isn’t going to bring your family back.  ’ ‘  let me do something good.  ’ ‘  let me go.  it’s okay.  ’ ‘  let’s start over, shall we?  ’ ‘  look out for each other.  ’ ‘  may i ask you where you’re going?  ’ ‘  maybe he’s making this shit up.  ’ ‘  no amount of money ever bought a second of time.  ’ ‘  no messing around.  ’ ‘  no, no.  i’m pretty sure he’s dead.  ’ ‘  not that it’s a competition,  but she loves me three thousand.  ’ ‘  okay. you win.  ’ ‘  perhaps i treated you too harshly.  ’ ‘  please know that when i drift off,  i will think about you.  ’ ‘  see you in a minute.  ’ ‘  see you on the other side.  ’ ‘  shut the front door.  ’ ‘  so,  back to the future is a bunch of bullshit?  ’ ‘  so,  did something go wrong or did something go right?  ’ ‘  so,  the how works. now we gotta figure out the when and the where.  ’ ‘  so,  where are you at with names?  ’ ‘  something died in here.  ’ ‘  sorry,  buddy,  we got a problem.  ’ ‘  tell me a story.  ’ ‘  tell my family i love ‘em.  ’ ‘  that suit did nothing for your ass.  ’ ‘  that wasn’t supposed to happen,  was it?  ’ ‘  the door is this way,  pal.  ’ ‘  the future hasn’t been kind to you,  has it?  ’ ‘  the greater good has rarely outweighed my own self interest.  ’ ‘  the kid’s not even here yet,  and there’s nothing i wouldn’t do for them.  ’ ‘  then i guess we both know who it’s gotta be.  ’ ‘  there might be a chance we could fix everything.  ’ ‘  there shall be no knifing one another.  ’ ‘  there’s an idiot in the landing zone.  ’ ‘  they look like bad guys.  ’ ‘  this is the part where spikes come out.  ’ ‘  this was our shot.  we shot it. it’s shot.  ’ ‘  trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my life.  ’ ‘  turns out resentment is corrosive,  and i hate it.  ’ ‘  we are getting the whole team,  yeah?  ’ ‘  we can all stand around posting up a storm later.  ’ ‘  we don’t actually say that name in here.  ’ ‘  we need you,  pal.  ’ ‘  we won. you did it, __.  you did it.  ’ ‘  we work with what we got,  right?  ’ ‘  we’re gonna be okay.  ’ ‘  what am i looking at?  ’ ‘  what are you doing here?  ’ ‘  what are you doing up,  little miss?  ’ ‘  what are you doing?  ’ ‘  what did you say?  ’ ‘  what do you want me to do with this damn thing?  ’ ‘  what do you want?  ’ ‘  what i want you can’t give me.  ’ ‘  what you seek lies in front of you.  ’ ‘  what’s up, regular sized man?  ’ ‘  when your kid was born,  were you nervous?  ’ ‘  where are my headphones?  ’ ‘  where did you get this?  ’ ‘  who puts mayo on a hotdog?  ’ ‘  who’s the fancy broad?  ’ ‘  why are you doing this?  ’ ‘  why the long face?  ’ ‘  why would i be scared of that guy?  ’ ‘  you can change.  ’ ‘  you can do this.  ’ ‘  you can rest now.  ’ ‘  you can’t say things like that.  ’ ‘  you disgust me.  ’ ‘  you don’t have to do this.  ’ ‘  you don’t want to do this.  ’ ‘  you go and be the man you’re meant to be.  ’ ‘  you got a big date tonight?  ’ ‘  you got something for me?  ’ ‘  you guys watch each other’s six.  ’ ‘  you hungry?  ’ ‘  you know, we usually work as a team here.  ’ ‘  you look like melted ice cream.  ’ ‘  you missed the first time.  then you got 'em both the second time.  ’ ‘  you must lose that which you love.  ’ ‘  you new here?  ’ ‘  you okay?  ’ ‘  you promise to bring that back in one piece,  right?  ’ ‘  you promise you won’t die?  ’ ‘  you see where you’re going?  ’ ‘  you shouldn’t be here.  ’ ‘  you shouldn’t have come.  ’ ‘  you think you’re the only one that lost people?  ’ ‘  you took everything from me.  ’ ‘  you wanna get some air?  ’ ‘  you were kidding,  right?  ’ ‘  you’re a pain my ass,  you know that?  ’ ‘  you’re betraying us?  ’ ‘  you’re done hurting people.  ’ ‘  you’re no idiot.  ’ ‘  you’re not the __ i know at all,  are you?  ’ ‘  you’re only a genius on earth,  pal.  ’ ‘  you’re small,  but you’re talking loud.  ’ ‘  you’re weak.  ’

[stormembraced-a]

DAEMON FORM !

cavitave. your daemon would take the form of a cavitave! those who have cavitave daemons are proud and talkative people who are natural showoffs. they thrive in the spotlight and are naturally charismatic and admirable people, though they aren't known for particularly particularly patient or sincere.

toucan. your daemon would take the form of a toucan! you are a gregarious and dominating individual who is focused on your image. more so than others with cavitave daemons, those with toucans are blunt and impulsive people, optimistic souls who don't care much what others think. they are devoted to their passions and successes, and they have a fiery temper when pushed.

tagged by  –  no one. just did it on benji and thought i’d do it for lilah.  tagging  –  @riskembraced​, @emotionfelt​ & anyone else who wants to!

[stormembraced-a]

DELILAH PRICE,  a messy disaster of a woman comprised of: 

fiddle

idiot

real fuckin in love with her husband

FEATURING OTHER MOODS  such as

dramatic

Angery

horny

short™

[stormembraced-a]

anyone 6'0 or taller: stands near me

me: [softly] for fuck's sake

[galaxymemes]

Tell my muse a horrible lie, and make it convincing.

[littlelovelymemes]

(    *    & .    —    SCANDAL SENTENCE STARTERS .

‘  a lady never gets drunk.  ’

‘  and yes, i do love you. no matter what. i have always loved you. no matter what.  ’

‘  are you still getting married?  ’

‘  as long as she’s alive, well, she’s your flaw. your achilles heel. which makes her my weapon.  ’

‘  buying into the delusion that there’s any way to live together, to get through an entire life together, that’s… well, that’s the fantasy. that’s pretending.  ’

‘  call my bluff. i dare you.  ’

‘  come back to me. forgive me. i love you.  ’

‘  do not tell me what i have to do. you don’t get to do that anymore.  ’

‘  do you not understand that when the monster gets hungry, he will turn around and eat you?  ’

‘  do you want me to get married?  ’

‘  do you want me to thank you? thank you for saving me from my sad little suicide attempt?  ’

‘  does it bother you at all? all the lies and pretending? and that’s not an accusation cause i do it too and i do it well.  ’

‘  don’t insult me by lying to my face.  ’

‘  don’t patronize me like i’m some hysterical teenage girl at the beginning of my cycle.  ’

‘  for a screw up, you’re actually very bright.  ’

‘  frankly, it’s embarrassing that you still haven’t realized, after all this time, that if we were together – actually together – i would tear right through you.  ’

‘  girls like to be kissed first, right? romance them a little before you dive right into their pants?  ’

‘  go screw yourself. and when you’re done with that, you can go straight to hell and screw yourself there.  ’

‘  he has a weakness. if i exploit it, maybe i can get information out of him.  ’

‘  he is who i choose. he is who i will always choose. you are just a lesser version of him, a sad reminder of who i truly deserve.  ’

‘  how does someone as brilliant, as accomplished as you, not know what you are, who you are?  ’

‘  i am better than you.  ’

‘  i am not some man acting out of rage and then thinking later. i am a woman.  ’

‘  i am not some toy you can play with when you’re bored or lonely or horny. i am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. i am not a fantasy. if you want me, earn me. until then, we are done.  ’

‘  i am sick of smiling. i am sick of acting like we’re happy.  ’

‘  i am spectacular, but i can’t compete with religious fervor.  ’

‘  i am tired of doing everything myself! i am alone here!  ’

‘  i asked you to save me… and you said no.  ’

‘  i can’t be with you. it’s not that i can’t – i don’t want to.  ’

‘  i can’t breathe without you. i can’t sleep without you.  ’

‘  i can’t do this… be with you. i can’t be with you. i’m sorry.  ’

‘  i could tell you five minutes from now that i want to be with you, that i want to save you… you would crawl back to me and forgive me every single time.  ’

‘  i don’t want to marry her. i want to be with you. do you want to be with me?  ’

‘  i don’t want us to fight anymore. if you don’t hurt me, i won’t hurt you.  ’

‘  i exist for you.  ’

‘  i got here because i managed to escape you.  ’

‘  i have never left your side. you left mine, but i never left yours.  ’

‘  i have spent all this time feeling guilty, feeling like a monster, feeling like i broke us! but it was you!  ’

‘  i haven’t had this much fun spending the night with a woman in… hell… ever.  ’

‘  i just got you back  ’

‘  i lie in bed every night and i play our relationship over and over again in my head like a movie. we meet. we fall in love. we can’t stop ourselves. we’re meant to be. i give up everything inside of me and then it stops. the movie just stops. i don’t know how it ends.  ’

‘  i love you. i’m in love with you. you are the love of my life.  ’

‘  i love you. i’m in love with you. you are the love of my life. my every feeling is controlled by the look on your face. i can’t breathe without you, i can’t sleep without you. i wait for you, i watch for you. i exist for you.  ’

‘  i may not be able to control my erections around you, but that does not mean i want you.  ’

‘  i think you believe that i will never choose you.  ’

‘  i thought, hey! let’s get some estrogen in here and see what happens!  ’

‘  i wait for you, i watch for you.  ’

‘  i want us to stand in the sun together.  ’

‘  i wasn’t thinking about you. i don’t think about you.  ’

‘  i will open up our closet and i will pull out our dirty laundry to the world. i am that tired.  ’

‘  i will slit his throat. if he learns that i’m the one who made you break his heart, that too will force me to slit his throat.  ’

‘  i wish we’d never met, but we did. and i tried… i tried and failed. and tried and failed again to hide – to stop loving him. but i couldn’t. i was weak. i hated myself.  ’

‘  i would never try to kill you.  ’

‘  if i only went where i was welcomed, i would never leave the house.  ’

‘  if you knew the sacrifices i have made, the things i have given up, and the pieces of myself that i have given away for you… and you treat me this way? you declare war on me and you shame me and you make me beg for scraps when i have done nothing but fight for you.  ’

‘  if you want me, earn me!  ’

‘  it hurts until it doesn’t. you think it’s going to break you, but it won’t. you may not sleep as well at night, but you will be fine. numb, but numb and fine are the same.  ’

‘  it’s a gesture. it means i’m sorry. people get coffee when they’re sorry… i can get you tea instead.  ’

‘  it’s because you found your precious (name here) doesn’t have the secrets of the universe tucked between her magical thighs – that she’s just a person like everyone else and that she’s capable of using you like everyone else.  ’

‘  it’s my turn! he suffers. he hurts. he burns. i’m tired of carrying the cross. let him pick it up now.  ’

‘  it’s you and me.  ’

‘  it’s you. you’re difficult.  ’

‘  i’d lose… our little war. i’d lose.  ’

‘  i’m damaged. she doesn’t like to yell at me.  ’

‘  i’m done. i told you we’re done. we’re over.  ’

‘  i’m just a twisted sociopath who gets what she wants no matter who gets bulldozed along the way.  ’

‘  i’m playing the game and i’m playing it better than anyone.  ’

‘  i’ve gone from being his bitch to being yours.  ’

‘  leave me be. leave me be!  ’

‘  let’s not pretend we’re something we’re not.  ’

‘  life is unfortunate. random. coincidental. bad things happen to good people all the time.  ’

‘  marriage can wreak havoc on a person.  ’

‘  mediocrity is not an option for me. i don’t want that and neither should you.  ’

‘  monsters eat people. it’s what we do.  ’

‘  my every feeling is controlled by the look on your face.  ’

‘  oh, look. it’s the girl who can’t shut her legs or her mouth.  ’

‘  one, i am not a hen. two, i am not a prize at a state fair. you cannot win me!  ’

‘  please stop. please stop getting my hopes up.  ’

‘  pretending is what’s real. every married couple alive pretends.  ’

‘  put another glass of scotch on top of it and just deal with it.  ’

‘  screw as many whores as you want. i wouldn’t expect anything less.  ’

‘  she’s not my mistress anymore, so buck up. you won.  ’

‘  she’s perfect, but she’s not you.  ’

‘  she’s perfect. but she’s not you.  ’

‘  so cheers, baby. drink up. i live to fight another day.  ’

‘  so, you can cheat and i can’t? is that it? well, that is one hell of a double standard.  ’

‘  stock your damn fridge. if i’m going to be your fake boyfriend all day, i’m going to come home at the end of it and drink real beer and eat real food.  ’

‘  the only difference is that i’m in love with you. some people would call that a defect.  ’

‘  the plan is to find him, and when i do, i’m going to look him in the eye and put a bullet in his head.  ’

‘  the truth of the matter is that i will never love anyone as much as i love you.  ’

‘  the truth of the matter is that i will never love anyone as much as i love you. you have never chosen me. we’ve done horrible things to one another, but for some reason, i still end up here in front of you… looking at you. wanting you. in love with you.  ’

‘  there is a famine in my lady bits. my vagina is beautiful, she is welcoming, but she is being treated like a murder house. i can’t get anything in there.  ’

‘  there’s no gratitude in parenting. i don’t know why we do it.  ’

‘  this is amazing. she has actually managed to go from being a slut, to being an every-woman, to being your sister-wife in under 48 hours. i didn’t even know that was possible.  ’

‘  time’s up! we’re coming for you!  ’

‘  we should’ve locked ourselves in a room together and gotten drunk years ago.  ’

‘  well, guess what? you’re alone! the path that you walk is not my path. the shoes that you stand in are not my shoes. we are not equals, nor will we ever be. you are alone.  ’

‘  we’re in this together, okay? we have to be in this together because i don’t have anybody else. i don’t. you’re all i have.  ’

‘  we’re not ever going to be over. i am never going to be over you.  ’

‘  we’ve done horrible things to one another, but for some reason, i still end up here in front of you… looking at you. wanting you. in love with you.  ’

‘  what does it feel like to be so hot for someone, to be so turned on by them that you would put everything you ever worked for at risk? does it feel good? is it an amazing high?  ’

‘  what, did you think you’d find me drunk and playing russian roulette?  ’

‘  what’d you call me? ornamental? not functional? i am a rose dying on a vine here.  ’

‘  what’s wrong? what’s wrong? what is wrong? this is my life! that’s what’s wrong!  ’

‘  when i was faced with the chance to cheat, i kept my knees together and said no.  ’

‘  when you walk in here, you make me hope.  ’

‘  you always did know just the right way to hurt me.  ’

‘  you are a measly little troll and i don’t like you, and i do not respect you, and i think you’re pathetic.  ’

‘  you are the biggest bitch i know. don’t tell me you can’t do this.  ’

‘  you are the one i like to ride, but no one will ever ride you like i do.  ’

‘  you declare war on me and you shame me and you make me beg for scraps when i have done nothing but fight for you.  ’

‘  you do not summon me!  ’

‘  you don’t have to love me, but we are in this hell together and the flames are burning both of us with equal intensity, baby, so the least you could do is be my friend.  ’

‘  you have never chosen me.  ’

‘  you have no idea how my world works.  ’

‘  you love me. you love me!  ’

‘  you missed out on your happy ending today.  ’

‘  you own me! you control me! i belong to you!  ’

‘  you put your tongue in my mouth and now i deserve to live? that’s a thing? that’s how it goes?  ’

‘  you ruined me. i’m ruined!  ’

‘  you should know – i hope you know – i did my best for you. i take tremendous pride in who you have become.  ’

‘  you should never apologize for being you.  ’

‘  you should’ve never given me someone to love. monsters eat people. it’s what we do.  ’

‘  you took in a wild monster and you groomed me and petted me and trained me to sit at your feet, but that doesn’t mean i’m a puppy. that just makes me a very loyal monster. so i don’t go too far. i went exactly as far as my leash allows and yo hold the leash. you went too far.  ’

‘  you were never an option for me.  ’

‘  you! you ruined our relationship! you shut me down. you locked the door. you killed us.  ’

‘  you’re an escape, someone to toy with. you’re a yo-yo, a booty call, a side piece.  ’

‘  you’re complimenting me. is this some new, genuine way of putting the screws to me?  ’

‘  you’re not good enough for me.  ’

‘  you’re not ready. and you never will be.  ’

‘  you’re not you anymore. you know who you are? you know who you’ve become? you’re your father.  ’

‘  you’re one creepy bastard, you know that?  ’

‘  you’re ornamental. not functional. so don’t come in here and try to use your brain because no one cares.  ’

‘  you’re scared of what we have. of something real.  ’

‘  you’re the only one who has always been honest with who you are.  ’

‘  you’re weak. you need me too much – need me to tell you what to do and how to feel. you were never an option for me.  ’

‘  you’re wrong. i’m not scared. i may be horrible because i’m abandoning you, because i always abandon you, but i’m not scared. not the least bit.  ’

(  my original version of this meme can be found here.  )

[anotherdamnrpmemeblog]

things that are hard to hear.

**possible triggers - abuse / death / suicidal implications change pronouns as needed for things you’d WANT to hear, click here!!

❝ i don’t want you in my life anymore. ❞

❝ i don’t want to have a relationship with you. ❞

❝ she’s not coming home. ❞

❝ that wasn’t meant for you. ❞

❝ i don’t love you, okay? i never did. i never will. ❞

❝ you’re wasting my time. ❞

❝ you’re wasting your time. ❞

❝ you’re not listening to me! ❞

❝ i feel like i can’t tell you anything. ❞

❝ you’re too late. ❞

❝ you don’t give yourself enough credit. ❞

❝ you don’t give me enough credit. ❞

❝ it’s time for things to change. ❞

❝ you failed me. ❞

❝ fuck you. ❞

❝ i can see right through you. ❞

❝ things are getting bad again. ❞

❝ are things getting bad again? ❞

❝ move on. ❞

❝ that’s on you. that’s your fault. ❞

❝ you’re holding on to things that are holding you back. ❞

❝ you haven’t changed. ❞

❝ i’m not changing my mind. ❞

❝ i’m dying. ❞

❝ you’re good – but you’re not as good as you could be. ❞

❝ it’s always about you. ❞

❝ nobody cares about your problems. ❞

❝ i don’t trust you. ❞

❝ you’re being taken advantage of! ❞

❝ i feel like you’re taking advantage of me. ❞

❝ did you hear what she said about you? ❞

❝ life isn’t fair. suck it up. ❞

❝ i didn’t mean i liked you that way– ❞

❝ maybe it’s better this way. ❞

❝ i wish i’d never met you. ❞

❝ you ruin my happiness. ❞

❝ i think we should see other people. ❞

❝ i’m not ready to settle down. ❞

❝ i want to love someone like you love me. ❞

❝ you can do anything you set your mind to, but you won’t. ❞

❝ stop crying. ❞

❝ don’t come back. ❞

❝ i’m not coming back. ❞

❝ i don’t care enough about you to hate you. ❞

❝ i feel like you’re dragging me down with you. ❞

❝ why don’t you smile anymore? ❞

❝ something happened today. ❞

❝ i don’t want to do this anymore. ❞

❝ stop letting it get to you. ❞

❝ i’m sorry. ❞

❝ i’m not sorry. ❞

❝ you’re not sorry. ❞

[stormembraced-a]

⋅  ┋  open.

            “  a fiddle of gold against your soul ‘cause i think i’m better’n you.  ”

[sagamemes]

whisper ginger sentence starters — southern edition.   these sentences are all from the videos of whisper ginger on youtube, specifically from the videos where she portrays her southern characters; the diction reflects that in some of these, but the rest ought to be usable for any muses !  changes in pronouns, etc. very much encouraged.

“ well, hello there, honey. ”

“ now, tell me about your future [husband/wife/spouse]. ”

“ that’s what i’ve been telling my [daughter/son/child]. ”

“ i think you went with the right choice picking me because i will take care of you. ”

“ lord knows what problems she’s got. ”

“ simple is just elegant, you know what i mean? ”

“ honey, you’re preaching to the choir. ”

“ now, you know, i love my [brother/sister/siblings] to death and my family is everything, but… ”

“ them folks a little different than us down here. ”

“ i like to keep a pearl in at all times. ”

“ if it’s crappy, people are gonna be talking about it for months, years even. ”

“ you want some tea, coffee, or anything? ”

“ who’s paying for this? mommy and daddy? ”

“ that’s the way to do it, honey. that is the way. ”

“ shit, they were there. ”

“ pardon my language. ”

“ i’ve seen it all. i’ve seen the worst. ”

“ i’ve handled the worst. ”

“ he works in mysterious ways, he does. ”

“ oh, bless your heart. ”

“ i think there’s a fine line to be drawn there. ”

“ i’m gonna make you look absolutely beautiful. i mean you’re already beautiful, but you know, everybody looks a little better with some lipstick and eye makeup on. ”

“ you know what they say, a face without freckles is like a night without stars. ”

“ when the light hits it, oh lord, it’s gonna look gorgeous. ”

“ oh, you are glowing already, oh my goodness. ”

“ i heard it’s pretty dangerous, so y’all be careful, okay. ”

“ eyes are my favourite part, and you have really pretty [colour] ones. ”

“ chocolate is my weakness. ”

“ i swear, the devil himself could give me a piece of chocolate and i’d be like, hell, let’s go. ”

“ didn’t ya mama teach you right? ”

“ we gonna be drinking a lot of champagne tonight. ”

“ your lipstick always needs to be retouched. ”

“ do you love it? i’m so happy. ”

“ the only thing i’m good at is doing nails. ”

“ it works wonders, it really does. ”

“ you should be a hand model. ”

“ i’m telling you, that industry’s always looking for people, and you would be a fantastic candidate for that. ”

“ of course, honey. would i lie to you? ”

“ have you ever gone to a palm reader? i’ve always wanted to go to one, but i never got the opportunity to. ”

“ i feel like they’d tell me things and i’d be like, ‘oh shit, you’re lying, aren’t ya?’ ”

“ gorgeous diamond he got you, he’s a keeper alright. ”

“ hang on to those ones that treat you right. ”

“ don’t be telling anyone i told you that. we’ve got secrets down here. ”

“ it’s a nice job, i get to talk. i like to talk a lot. ”

“ when i first started, i was horrendous, i had to practice so much. ”

“ it gets so hot, sometimes i just wanna move up north, find some snow, and sit in it. ”

“ my [item] collection back home is iiiiinsane. ”

“ i don’t know where the hell else you’d use a q-tip. ”

[rpdepartment]

SINDAY HEADCANONS

total questions: 25

lust

👀 - ever had intercourses with more than one partner?

👙 - do they have some particularly weird kink?

💌 - do you enjoy one night stands/having fuckbuddies?

🔌 - do they own any sexual toys?

💵 - would they accept money in exchange of sex/sexual favors?

gluttony

🥐 - are they able to cook?

🌭 - what’s the biggest meal they had recently?

🍙 - do they enjoy foreign food?

🌶️ - can they handle spicy food?

🍎 - is their diet balanced or tend to skip meals/overeat often?

envy

🤑 - did they ever steal valuable objects from someone?

🖤 - do they wish to have someone else’s partner?

🤷 - did they ever ruin something they couldn’t have out of spite?

greed

🏋️ - do they own a secret place for their most prized possessions?

😍 - what’s the most important material object they own?

😮 - do they feel like they own someone? their partner, their friends…

wrath

💣 - do they get angry easily?

🗡️ - have they fought someone in the past?

💉 - what’s the worst injury they had to deal with?

👊 - did they ever punch someone?

💀 - would they ever consider killing someone?

🔪 - did they ever risked death?

pride

💪 - what’s their ability they brag about the most?

👑 - what’s the possession they brag about the most?

🌟 - do they enjoy being at the center of attention?

👁️ - what do they think about their appearence?

👿 - how do they take criticism?

sloth

💤 - how much do they usually sleep?

🛏️ - are they likely do to any activity without complain?

😪 - did they ever convince someone to do the hard work for them?

[stormembraced-a]

chase whatever it is that fills your heart with music and make sure it’s a beat you can dance to.

    ———  AKA: SHE’S BEAUTY, SHE’S GRACE, SHE’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

[stormembraced-a]

DELILAH PRICE,  a messy disaster of a woman comprised of: 

fiddle

idiot

real fuckin in love with her husband

FEATURING OTHER MOODS  such as

dramatic

Angery

horny

short™

[stormembraced-a]

@riskembraced said :    ( star ) ( star ) –  your muse staring at mine instead of the stars while stargazing.

she’s long since past the pretense of being nervous this close to the edge of the roof, instead delilah’s attention held on the inky blackness dotted with stars above them. she’s sure benji had named most of the constellations for her at one point or another, but she’d never really paid enough mind to remember them. she turns to face him, intent on telling him just that, when she notices that he’s not looking up at all, his focus instead fixed on her, o’connell blues silver in the moonlight.

suddenly self conscious, she ducks her face slightly before recovering and arching a brow in what she hopes comes across as bemusement. 

          “ y’alright there? ”

⋅ ┋   seduction starters.    /    no longer accepting

[ysf079]

Leyla öldü dediler.

Mecnun,

sadece gülümsedi.

"Ben böyle severken mi?"

[stormembraced-archive]

delilah vc: if you can’t get your adoptive little sister to yell out “hey, does delilah make you go hard?” to the man you’re in love with across his semi-crowded coffee shop, are you even living?