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+18 / he/him / trans rights baby. also down with capitalism (art blog: @stormemes-designs)

[maagisterpavus]

Filled out the Inquisitor template by @stormemes11 ✨ thank you so much for creating this! Original can be found here.

Overview:

Name: Rowan Lavellan Race: Elf (Dalish) Class: Rogue (Archer) Specialization: Tempest

... still might try him as an artificer though. we'll see.

Pivotal Decisions:

Inquisition based around order

Does not follow the Chantry

Allied with the mages

Rebuilt/allied with the Grey Wardens

Stroud sacrificed in the Fade

Leliana becomes Divine

Celene & Briala rule together

Inquisitor drank Well of Sorrows

Inquisition disbanded

Companion Outcomes:

Cassandra: Rebuilt the Seekers Solas: Friend (Spirit of Wisdom) saved Varric: Found the source of red lyrium Blackwall: Joins the Grey Wardens Dorian: Does not reconcile with Halward Iron Bull: Saves the Chargers Cole: Becomes more human* Vivienne: Wyvern heart given Sera: Kills Harmond herself**

*Still might change Cole's official outcome. This is a tough one and I can never decide lol **Sera only killed the guy herself bc Rowan was asking too many questions. He just wanted information!! He 100% supports her tho.

[stormemes11]

Dragon Age Companion Ranking

Find the sorter here! When you're done, you can use the download button (next to the share button) to get the 10-up and the whole list as images.

a comprehensive list that is completely unsurprising

if you couldn't tell, i have a warrior and mage bias (i love my rogues though don't get it twisted)

and here's some truly diabolical match-ups that had me struggling

anders vs. fenris was particularly painful. how am i supposed to choose between them when they both have so many hangups and i love them so much 😭

and then there's dorian vs. emmrich 🥲 my necromancer faves like come on!! how do i pick 😭

open tag for everyone, have fun! 🫶

[punkjabi]

[were--ralph]

the poses is what gets me every time

[amoaliquis]

Meet Odessa Surana - Hero of Ferelden

This amazing template was created by the one and only @stormemes11! All the credit goes to Stormemes. [TEMPLATE HERE] [FONT HERE]

Go, check it out and introduce your wardens!

Here are @stormemes11 Warden Brothers: Josren and Varion!

OPEN TAG - Not sure who wants to share, but I want to collect Wardens too.

Since DAO was too chicken to let me romance Sten, I did it anyway. (In my head and on paper.)

Odessa Surana, Hero of Ferelden. Or so the people call her.

People are stupid.

Pivotal Decisions

Warden Living/Dead Status: Odessa lived.

Morrigan's Baby: Alistair had the Old God baby with Morrigan.

Who killed the Archdemon?: Dess killed Archdemon Urthemiel.

Loghain's Fate: Dess killed Loghain in a duel.

Who rules Ferelden?: Queen Anora rules Ferelden alone.

Alistair's Fate: Alistair stayed a Grey Warden alongside Dess.

[princesinquisition]

Been wanting to do a post like this for a while but here is my Warden Rellana Cousland plus all the key decisions she made!

This template was done by @stormemes11 and can be found here! Very fun template to use ty for creating it :3

[flamemittens]

Hero of Ferelden At A Glance

Saw this neat character template, and thought I'd fill it in for Rosslyn!

Template by @stormemes11 available here

Some elaboration under the cut!

Misc points:

First page

Most is fairly self-explanatory

As you can tell from her name and some of the icons, she's a mage - primal, with some nature spells.

I actually struggled to choose a class specialisation for her, but ended up settling on Spirit Healer. She learns a lot of that from Wynne.

Honestly her sexuality could just say: 'Leliana' 😊 She's not very experienced at all by the time of the game, but has felt attraction to more than one gender.

Second page

Under 'pivotal decisions', we have, from left to right and top to bottom: Warden alive, Warden killed the Archdemon, Alistair as King, with he and Anora ruling jointly, Alistair performed the Dark Ritual with Morrigan, and finally, the Warden fought Loghain at the Landsmeet.

All companions were recruited, and are alive and well at the end of the game - with the exception of Loghain who was executed at the Landsmeet.

She gets on well with all of the companions, but especially so with Leliana, Alistair, Wynne and Shale.

Personality notes: a few of these depend on who she is with, and many improve as the events of the game play out. Pre-game she is very quiet and reserved, a thinker rather than a talker, and whilst she absolutely does come out of her shell more over time, she still remains a fairly quiet person overall.

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[lilytad]

when someone is a christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust the transatlantic slave trade the extermination of native americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by christians so why do muslims get asked about terrorism and jewish people about israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while christians are not required to explain themselves??

[lilytad]

goyim and non muslims can and should reblog

[lilytad]

[christians and all sectors of christianity that means you]

[headedoutleft]

honestly “the lion doesn’t concern himself with” is a pretty good anti-ocd phrase

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the lion doesn’t concern himself with managing other people’s feelings

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the lion doesn’t concern himself with what ifs

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the lion doesn’t concern himself with germs

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the lion doesn’t concern himself with reliving that one excruciatingly painful moment for the one thousandth time and imagining a better response

[undeadhousewife]

[eeby-deeby-dark-and-creepy]

Ok now I’m curious… Which do you prefer:

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer the city

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer out of the city

Bald/vanilla extract/I reject dichotomies under all circumstances/I can’t read

Remaining time: 3 days 14 hours

[adonischildsupportcase]

[raven-6-10]

I've been thinking.

I thought that Taash would have the worst handwriting out of all the Veilguard members but then I reconsidered, because. Taash' mom is a scholar and she has a high standards for her child; there's no way that she would allow Taash to write illegibly (no matter Taash' actual opinion on this).

So, in fact, Taash has amazing handwriting. Probably on par with Emmrich (a scholar who worked very hard to fit among Nevarran elites) and Lucanis (rich as fuck guy from important Antivan family and with Caterina for a grandmother).

But then, what about the rest?

Well, Davrin is a Grey Warden. He probably had to write reports of the shit he has seen and done. Reports that need to be read by people later. Same with Harding, she spent years with Inquisition, so even if her writing wasn't that great at the beginning, it definitely was legible by the time of the Veilguard.

Bellara? Well, she's a scientist and we know the stereotypes about their handwriting. But the thing is, Bellara obviously publishes stuff, both scientific and her novels. She also regularly corresponded with other scientists, including Emmrich. Ergo, her writing is legible. Maybe not fancy calligraphy but it looks nice. Granted, her notes might be kind of haphazard and written in shorthand, but she absolutely cleans them up before showing to anyone.

Which leaves Neve. The detective of Dock Town, who lives on fish sticks and bad coffee. The quintessential crime noir character.

Neve's handwriting is a fucking tragedy.

[woundedsoul12]

@biowaredisasterbisexual

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[burnoull]

Aliwarden rose scene went exactly like this, trust 🙏☝️

[kazzzistired]

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

[jabberding0]

tree grafting techniques

[darkmodepls]

isn't it bizarre that people and animals have to match precise genetic markers for organ donation and take immunosuppressive medication for the rest of their life or else the body will reject it, yet you can pull all sorts of Frankenstein nonsense on plants and it will work so long as they're roughly in the same family

[silliest--billiest]

i love making art

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[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus