It's A Last Resort

Maggie,14, obsessed with bands and dreaming

[coral]

[superfakesynystergates]

Blue hair

[junlhoe]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thebootydiaries]

floccinaucinihilipilificationa is my soul

[thestoweaway]

Security guard: have a good night

od-san

: you too! me: GOOOD!!!!

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

“We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity”

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

[quinn-against-ddlg-deactivated2]

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

[reichebach]

[suspend]

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

[flightcub]

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

[sadsummergirl]

how the fuck would you know that

[flightcub]

because i know things

[221cbakerstreet]

[rudeandgingersansa]

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

[vaporwavebear-deactivated202004]

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

[emiline-deactivated20211013]

too risky man

[rydenarmani]

my hobbies

switching between the same three apps for hours

not speaking to anyone for days at a time

listening to the same songs i have been listening to for 20 years

imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist

[gabifresh-deactivated20200615]

i feel supported by how many notes this has

[weloveshortvideos]

[gusmen]

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

[wifey-riddim]

[dreamgrlarchive]

say it again

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

60% of my sense of humor is zooming in really close on a picture of someone’s face

[jamesbanes]

[mothcub]

Imagine if at the end of a movie instead of credits it just had one piece of text come up that said “credit to the people who made this movie :) x”