heaven will be mine was so real for this one

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heaven will be mine was so real for this one
been seeing this trend go around so go my imposter siblings
I must say I am highly suspicious of anyone who ascribes too much semiotic significance to the fact that some objects sort of superficially resemble human genitals if u squint. Like I really don't think the fact that bags kinda-sorta look like highly abstracted vaginas and spears kinda-sorta look like highly abstracted penises means or says or symbolizes much at all. It sounds like something you'd see in a table of occult correspondences.
Actually I think this is an occult correspondence, just straight up. It's a cool new Doctrine of Signatures for TERFs and other idealists.
It's one thing if you have some purely decorative or ceremonial object, then yeah sure you can talk about imagery if you really want. But when you're talking about shapes resulting from the natural required properties of an object? Do we really need to do this?
Absolute banger I pulled STRAIGHT out of my ass
turning over ideas for a imsim rpg in my head and realizing i should absolutely let you transition, because thats awesome, and that doing so should give you a stat buff to represent you better understanding and asserting yourself but mostly so powergamers have to be transgender to play a truly optimized build
the protagonist is initially presented as a generic nameless faceless voiceless void for the player to insert themselves onto, but as you go through the game and learn more about them and let them transition they talk more and express a more and more distinct identity. turns out they were just repressed as hell and you can let them live their best life while the main plot is also happening I guess
i've praised americans before for their sensible mental categorisation of 'lemonade', how it doesn't include sprite and how we are being very stupid for calling sprite and sprite-like things 'lemonade' when those two things should absolutely not be thought of as belonging to the same group.
for balance's sake i will now scorn the americans: 'red liquorice' is not a thing. 'oh i don't like black liquorice i only like red liquorice' is an insane statement, you're following up one thing with a complete non-sequitur that only makes sense because of a gerrymandered category boundary.
we call them strawberry laces here, or usually just whatever their brand name is. 'red liquorice' contains no liquorice and should not be thought of as belonging to the same category as liquorice, or 'black liquorice'
I do enjoy a good visual gag, and an old favorite of mine is “there is Math on a Board in the background that contextually makes no sense.” This broadly comes in 3 flavors I enjoy:
• the board is in front of a classroom, and the Math is waaay too advanced for whatever level of pupil these kids are supposed to be; like having the calculus integral in front of kindergartners, or relativistic physics in front of high schoolers.
• the board is in front of Criminals, who are Planning Something, and by all rights there ought to be no Math there to begin with. Like. You’re planning a Heist why do you have the Full Lagrangian on there. Are we taking a rocket to the bank.
• the characters are super-genius science fiction people. The Math is “Pi≈3.24” with an unlabeled pie chart.
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august. acrylic markers. 8x11"
like no time has passed...
my piece for @krisellezine, probably my favorite kriselle art ive ever done, please go support the zine!! im so honored to have been a guest artist for it :)
disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.
moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.
and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)
if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.
Please y’all!! tetanus is NOT caused by rusty metal. It’s a bacteria found damn near everywhere, and wounds infected with saliva are especially high risk for tetanus infections.
it’s also a common misconception that vampire saliva is antiseptic. Vampires spread that myth on purpose. They also CAN cross running water. Make them bathe and brush their teeth!!!!
all the vampires in the tags saying they won’t do this bc the alcohol will make the skin taste bad are just telling on themselves. talk about a red flag.
comparing your human lover’s body to an inanimate utensil & misreading this as a PSA for the vampire’s safety rather than the human’s. smh vampires continue to be so toxic 🤦🏼♀️
you play the new deltarune chapter and they do the mike thing again but this time its just different dess designs. do you see the vision
Pacify
I think there's an absolutely massive Chekhov's Gun in DELTARUNE that we're all neglected. I'm not sure exactly how important it'll be, but I'm confident it's more important than everyone seems to think. Let's talk about Pacify. No, I'm not kidding.
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