Story

exclamania-the-risen-beginnings

hey. here take this document thats definitely not stolen or top secret anyway i need to go now goodbye

[The anon runs up to you, gives you a manilla folder with a strange symbol consisting of brackets, dashes and double arrows on it and then runs away as fast as they can.]

Uh- Goodbye to you too..?

[She.. She takes the envelope, albeit reluctantly.]

What's even in this thing?

- 《 [ Ahem. Hello, why do you have that? ] 》 -

exclamania-the-risen-beginnings

(It raises its sword (🔪) up in trepidation.)

[Who are you?! How did you get here?]

- 《 [ Right, right, my job. ] 》 -

- 《 [ My name is Risen. That - I point to the large palace in the sky - is my palace, and that - I point to the envelope - is my folder. ] 》 -

[..An anon gave me the folder.]

(Story stares at them distru- with an indecipherable expression.)

[What are you, exactly? I know your name, clearly, but that doesn't explain the..]

(She gestures, as if to refer to their odd narration.)

exclamania-the-risen-beginnings

hey. here take this document thats definitely not stolen or top secret anyway i need to go now goodbye

[The anon runs up to you, gives you a manilla folder with a strange symbol consisting of brackets, dashes and double arrows on it and then runs away as fast as they can.]

Uh- Goodbye to you too..?

[She.. She takes the envelope, albeit reluctantly.]

What's even in this thing?

- 《 [ Ahem. Hello, why do you have that? ] 》 -

#IM SO SORRY I FUCKED UP STORYS TYPING QUIRK IN THE FIRST REPLY LMAO IGNORE IT

(It raises its sword (🔪) up in trepidation.)

[Who are you?! How did you get here?]

hey. here take this document thats definitely not stolen or top secret anyway i need to go now goodbye

[The anon runs up to you, gives you a manilla folder with a strange symbol consisting of brackets, dashes and double arrows on it and then runs away as fast as they can.]

[Ah- Goodbye to you too..?]

(She.. She takes the envelope, albeit reluctantly.)

[What's even in this thing?]

#!cu #epprbcu #punctuationverse #epprb #comeback arc

WRONG BLOG

#ooc #i just keep failing

Don't worry the "box" is friendly

It might start eating your house but thats just what they do it's fine

[I'm quite sure my house is in the void. Does it just eat houses?]

#!cu #epprbcu #punctuationverse #epprb #comeback arc

[The "box" blinks at you.]

[Huh- That just blinked. That "box" (📦❓) just blinked. What. A mimic box??? What kind of.. fucked up creature is that. What did you give me.]

#!cu #epprbcu #punctuationverse #epprb #comeback arc

hey.

...

you want a rock? its really a really boring rock

[I would love a really boring rock, (⛰) actually.]

#!cu #epprbcu #punctuationverse #epprb #comeback arc

You got free quotation marks with your box?! Lucky.

[Oh, those were free? (💲) I thought they had an extra cost or something..]

[Hold on a moment, what do the quotation marks (") even do?-]

#!cu #epprbcu #punctuationverse #epprb #comeback arc

Sorry, I just have a few more i need to get rid of

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[Ow, ow, ow- Enough boxes, (📦) Devs (👼) damn it!]

(She pushes the boxes away.) [Hold on- I can see those quotation marks. What do you mean, a "box?"]

#!cu #epprbcu #punctuationverse #epprb #comeback arc

Oh hey, someone. Here, take these

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[ACK- Devs (👼) above that's a lot of boxes-]

(A box hits it on its head.) [Ow,] (A box hits it on its head.) [Ow,] (A box hits it on its head.) [Ow,] (A box hits it on its-) [Okay- We can stop- Ow! That's enough boxes!-]

#epprbcu #!cu #punctuationverse #epprb #comeback arc

[Huh? Sorry, I didn't hear that- What did you say?]

#how did you even get that blank ask???#!cu #epprbcu #punctuationverse #epprb #comeback arc

booping you

[GAH-]

#!cu #epprbcu #punctuationverse #epprb

🔜

[ow.. What? What does this even mean.]

#!cu #epprbcu #punctuationverse

oh, hi, i don't think we've met before. who are you?

-@hashbang-mods [plushed]

(Story is currently sitting by the door.)

[Hello.. Large plushie? Name's Story, or Choice if you prefer.]

(It walks towards her.. and immediately gets stuck in the doorframe again. He sighs.)

well i'm hash and, uh, do you need some help there?

(She stares at Hash like the answer is obvious.)

[I am quite literally not able to move from here. Yes, please.]

[hash tries to pull on one of his arms]

(Story starts glitching rapidly, bits of their model scatter around in the doorframe- And oh, it hurts. A lot. He thinks that this may be the worst thing to happen to him. Ever.)

[Ow, ow, ouch, shit- This is horrible-]

[hash quickly lets go]

oh- oh my god i'm so fucking sorry

[You- ow, ow- You better.. better be. Help me- ouch- out here?]

(Story looks like it's about to pass out.)

uh... how? pulling you is clearly a bad idea...

[And clearly, I'm-]

(Like the universe itself wanted to emphasize her point, she starts glitching out again. Thankfully, it's less severe this time.)

[-bugged. Are you helping or not?]

uh shit- wait i almost forgot about...

[hash opens up her console. she tries typing something into it, but her paws hit multiple keys at once]

oh, right, no fingers

[Oh. My, ah, my apologies.]

(Nothing ever goes right for him, does it? It's barely clinging to consciousness as is. Maybe she's a little dizzy, she thinks.)

uh, fuck. what else can i do?

[Get.. Get someone else here? Or- something.]

(He's slumped against the doorway now.)

alright, i- i'll try find someone

[hash leaves, roughly 10 minutes later she comes back with @emote-reel]

... yeah so here they are

Oh my! This really is a predicament!!! (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

Hmmmm…. (￣^￣)ゞ oh! Here’s an idea!!!

What if we gave the doorframe a totally chic makeover‽ ＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／ we just have to trim a liiiiiitttle off the sides and the top and I’m sure it’ll be adorable!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ oh!! And you’ll be able to leave, hehe! (๑>◡<๑)

[[he pulls the lever on his face and everyone in the area makes this face briefly: （≧∇≦）]]

[You're going to break down my door.]

[..I mean, it's not like anyone has any better ideas, right? Do it.]

yeah sure, that will probably work

Aaaalllrightttt lettttss seeeeee… (￣^￣)ゞ

[[emote looks through her salon supplies and pulls out a pretty large hammer]]

ÓwÒ This would usually be for giving robots makeovers, but it should do just fine here! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

[[he takes a running leap at the side of the door to swing at it, and then shoulders the spot he cracked, causing a bug chunk of the wall to fall]]

Do you think you can fit though now or.. (=^=).｡o○

[I think so, but. Just in case I start bugging out; Pull me through.]

(She's standing close to the hole in the wall.)

that didn't go too well the last time but alright

[hash tries to pull one of her arms again]

[[emote helps by pulling on hash]]

(And, finally, though with a bit of struggle, she's through!)

(..Then it starts glitching on the floor. She cant even muster up the strength to cry out. If he thought the last one was bad, he feels like might just about die here.)

oh- oh my fucking god i'm so sorry

Oh no!!! ( ToT) what- what should we do‽‽‽ ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ

shit they're not responding fuck. uh fuck i don't know. maybe they'll just respawn?

That looks… so painful. ಠ_ಠ

do you think we should just, uhhh, take her out of her misery..?

p….probably yeah. ō.ò

well let me just...

[hash takes the clash blaster out of her inventory. it quickly falls on the floor]

right. forgot i can't hold that

[[emote picks up the clash blaster]]

H-how do I use this ehehe..? (*´◒`*) can I even use this..?

just point it at them and hold the trigger. either 2 direct hits or 4 indirects should be enough. just make sure you're close enough since it has a pretty short range

Okay ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎ letssss do this!! /(≧∇≦)/

[[emote presses the barrel of the clash blaster directly onto story choices’ back and fires four times]]

huh. 00

(Is she actually dying? It feels like he's being ripped apart. It hurts so, so badly.)

(Then, it respawns. She's still.. hurt- But. The glitching slows, fades, then eventually stops altogether. He coughs.)

[Did both- (cough) Oh Devs (👼) my lungs hurt- both of you just.. murder the bugs out of me?]

oh, hi, i don't think we've met before. who are you?

-@hashbang-mods [plushed]

(Story is currently sitting by the door.)

[Hello.. Large plushie? Name's Story, or Choice if you prefer.]

(It walks towards her.. and immediately gets stuck in the doorframe again. He sighs.)

well i'm hash and, uh, do you need some help there?

(She stares at Hash like the answer is obvious.)

[I am quite literally not able to move from here. Yes, please.]

[hash tries to pull on one of his arms]

(Story starts glitching rapidly, bits of their model scatter around in the doorframe- And oh, it hurts. A lot. He thinks that this may be the worst thing to happen to him. Ever.)

[Ow, ow, ouch, shit- This is horrible-]

[hash quickly lets go]

oh- oh my god i'm so fucking sorry

[You- ow, ow- You better.. better be. Help me- ouch- out here?]

(Story looks like it's about to pass out.)

uh... how? pulling you is clearly a bad idea...

[And clearly, I'm-]

(Like the universe itself wanted to emphasize her point, she starts glitching out again. Thankfully, it's less severe this time.)

[-bugged. Are you helping or not?]

uh shit- wait i almost forgot about...

[hash opens up her console. she tries typing something into it, but her paws hit multiple keys at once]

oh, right, no fingers

[Oh. My, ah, my apologies.]

(Nothing ever goes right for him, does it? It's barely clinging to consciousness as is. Maybe she's a little dizzy, she thinks.)

uh, fuck. what else can i do?

[Get.. Get someone else here? Or- something.]

(He's slumped against the doorway now.)

alright, i- i'll try find someone

[hash leaves, roughly 10 minutes later she comes back with @emote-reel]

... yeah so here they are

Oh my! This really is a predicament!!! (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

Hmmmm…. (￣^￣)ゞ oh! Here’s an idea!!!

What if we gave the doorframe a totally chic makeover‽ ＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／ we just have to trim a liiiiiitttle off the sides and the top and I’m sure it’ll be adorable!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ oh!! And you’ll be able to leave, hehe! (๑>◡<๑)

[[he pulls the lever on his face and everyone in the area makes this face briefly: （≧∇≦）]]

[You're going to break down my door.]

[..I mean, it's not like anyone has any better ideas, right? Do it.]

yeah sure, that will probably work

Aaaalllrightttt lettttss seeeeee… (￣^￣)ゞ

[[emote looks through her salon supplies and pulls out a pretty large hammer]]

ÓwÒ This would usually be for giving robots makeovers, but it should do just fine here! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

[[he takes a running leap at the side of the door to swing at it, and then shoulders the spot he cracked, causing a bug chunk of the wall to fall]]

Do you think you can fit though now or.. (=^=).｡o○

[I think so, but. Just in case I start bugging out; Pull me through.]

(She's standing close to the hole in the wall.)

that didn't go too well the last time but alright

[hash tries to pull one of her arms again]

[[emote helps by pulling on hash]]