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The Funeral

They took selfies by the gravestone.

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The Protest Fever

It turned out that brunch was actually the new brunch.

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The Wireless

She thought he was weird for talking to himself. Then he took out his earbuds.

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The November 1st

He wiped the last of his make up, resigned to the bathroom tile and wept.

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The All God’s Critters

She squashed the bee and resumed handing out bibles.

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The Trailblazers

Eleven thousand dollars later, they conquered Kilimanjaro.

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The Query

She declined the drink despite his reworked pitch.

“It’s weird you keep doing this with a cover letter,” she said.

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The Preservation Hobbyists

The bees went extinct, and the beekeepers transitioned to backyard chickens.

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The Once-Bitten

He took a picture on his phone of all the people on their phones and posted it to Instagram. His comment: The Walking Dead.

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The Human Intention

The child took the newborn kittens from their mother and placed them in his house across the street.

“I’m helping,” he said.

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The Two Cannibals

By the end they were a pair of mouths.

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Shameless Self-Plug

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The Broken TV

They found new ways to arrange the couches.

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The Dropped Baby Contradiction

Now she was worse than the absent father.

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The Uncanny Valley

She successfully became an adult and felt like a failure.

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The Keeping Conversations to a Minimum.

"I'm fine," she said, and her nose snapped.

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The Monday

She wanted to sleep in with him forever, but then the world ended again.