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I am a recent college graduate. I fight for a better self and for a better world. I blog Harry Potter, ATL, cute animals, Disney, and other things relevant to my life.

[diaryofanobsessivefangirl]

The picture just gets better the more you look at it

[pudgypeachcat]

[depressionhope]

:D

[psych-facts]

Follow @depressionhope

[ryananttt]

Anne Hathaway’s character in Devil Wears Prada literally just starts dressing better and taking an interest in her work and her friends act like she’s an awful person who has “changed”. Like bitch THIS IS NOT A LINDSAY LOHAN MEAN GIRLS MOMENT all she did was get the new Chanel boots.

[sizvideos]

[blackichigo1-deactivated2015022]

LMAOOO HAHAHA

[wirts-mixtapes-deactivated20181]

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[dualdestinies-archive-deactivat]

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

[storyinthemind]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[imjustnataliee]

[dankmemeuniversity]

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[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[gahdamnpunk]

HELL TO THE YES I would

[gahdamnpunk]

update:

[themightyglamazon]

I showed this to @guardianofscrewingup we have pronounced them all EXTREMELY FRIEND-SHAPED

[cwote]

Your happiness and health are important. It’s okay to leave.

[buzzfeeduk]

[yamelcakes]

hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today

[whoneedsherwhenyouhaveus]

You’re welcome

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

That was their “gay scene”?

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

wack, this is practically homophobic

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Moonlight is scalped

[hoebutmadefashion]

jennifer lawrance is shook

[surprisebitch]

mackelmore who?

[sarcana]

“Gay rights!” - Disney

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