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dietkiller

Heart-Shaped Brownies

dogposts

when your favorite toy is bigger than you (via)

winonaparadise

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

funnier-as-a-feedist

prev you're changing my brain chemistry

dogposts

sometiktoksarevalid

atlinmerrick

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

neonshroudedgraves

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

stevishabitat

idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

☝️☝️☝️

dogposts

thank you huma--

dogposts

thank you huma--

owltypical

Hey all, my name is Shane. I had hoped not to do this, but after what… Shane M needs your support for Help Shane Cover Urgent Rent, Bill, an

hey folks. long story short, the past year and a half or so has been one of the roughest periods of my life, and it's come to an unexpected head in the past few months, which has resulted in me being super broke and unable to pay bills. i have a new job, but it's temporary and i don't have health insurance, and i can't cover all the needs i have as of this moment.

if you can help, you have my eternal gratitude, if not, that's okay, i know a lot of people have their own issues to deal with and i hope you're able to resolve them. just a reblog would mean a lot. thank you.

owltypical

a big thank you to all the folks out there who've been reblogging and donating, this has honestly been going better than i expected and it's given me a lot of hope when i really needed it, i also hope you yourselves are doing well

owltypical

i really hate to do this, but i'm bringing this post up again. my temporary job ended a month ago and i'm still looking for a new job to replace it. i've had a lot of initial interviews, and a second-round interview yesterday that i feel very hopeful about, but nothing solid is currently on the horizon. even if something good does happen soon, it'll take a few weeks to officially kick in and also pay me.

as a result, i am again super royally screwed financially at the moment. i've gotten a little unemployment insurance this time at least, but i'm dead-ass broke and in another 'will i be able to make all my payments at the end of the month' situation. i've tried looking into assistance to lower some of my monthly payments and other things, but i was essentially refused help until i'm fully employed again. this economy and country sucks and i'm so tired.

if you can help out or even just reblog so others can see, i'd really appreciate it. sorry for clogging your dashboard again.

owltypical

i apologize, this is the last time i'll reblog this. still unemployed, and literally just about out of money. it's officially "i will not have enough money for rent" time, and i'm stressing the hell out about it. i had a bunch of interviews this past week, and i have a second-round interview on monday that i've got all my fingers crossed is for The One, but even if i get hired immediately i will still be notably behind on my bills.

it's been crazy. i qualify for zero loans, i've been completely shut out by all financial/debt management counseling places i've tried, my blood pressure is juuuust slightly too high for me to be able to donate plasma (thanks stress), and i made a new facebook account to use marketplace but who knows when that'll get approved to go ahead and actually use the dang thing. it feels like i've been aggressively blocked by every option available to me.

if folks can help out, or reblog, and whatnot, it would really mean a hell of a lot. thanks again, and this is the last time i'll bother y'all about this, no matter what happens in the end.