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gee whiz limerent! how come your dad lets you have four wings?

Umm…I guess because I’m special? Again?

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…I don’t know, really. Dad won’t tell me.

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Can you fly?

I’m not sure. I’ve never tried to before.

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is purple your favorite color?

Yes!!!

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[There's a tiny bird sitting on your shoulder. There's a small purple collar with a golden tag.]

{Sparks}

[It has a trio of flowers in its beak. A yellow rose, a white rose, and a black one. There are deep slits on its wings. They look fresh, but they're not bleeding. Either way, it places the flowers on the table in front of you and gently nudges them over. What it's communicating could never be more clear: Friend :)]

*She starts upon noticing the bird sitting on her, but quickly freezes, eyes full of awe. She speaks in an excited whisper.*

Hello, little bird! You're very cute!

*She tries not to look at the wings too much. Instead, she focuses on the table.*

These flowers are rather pretty. Are they for me? Thank you!

Alright, flower time again!

yellow rose: friendship, joy, platonic affection

white rose: purity and innocence

black rose: I'm going to take that this time it means change, rebirth, new beginnings

Once again, corrections and additions are welcome!

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There is also an extremely friendly bat but they're a little busy at the moment

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*Her eyes widen for a moment, but she smiles politely.*

R-really? I've only seen bats during Halloween. They sound...a little scary, but their wings look kind of like a dragon's, so they're neat. And you said this one is friendly, right? Maybe that's not so bad.

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There is a lot to worry about, but not much for you to worry about. Like taxes!

Taxes always sound so strange and complicated. But Dad tells me that they're nothing to worry about. So, you're sort of right!

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Say, you met Ms. Tower a bit ago, didn’t you? That extremely tall woman who your father seemed… an amount of interested in? What do you make of her?

L-lady Tower? She's...very tall! And pretty. And...loud. But Dad likes her an awful lot!

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Makes you into grape juice with a side of lime /affectionately /not gruesome

This is soda, but close enough

The perfect drink to go alongside your meal

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why wouldn't this be a nice place?

Um...I don't really want to talk about that right now. Sorry!

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lime time!!!

That is so good! It looks just like me! Thank you for the present, ma'am!

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*Pat* a gift for the precious :>

Is that me? That a very good drawing! I hope I can draw like that when I'm older.

Thank you for the present!

[kiexe-dibujos]

I did other little things like with Smitten :>

Yep, I culdn't resit

Limeburger :D

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Oh. My. Goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

THE PRECIOUS! OH SHE IS SO CUTE I JUST WANNA EAT HER UP

THE SHADOW LIME HELLO?? ALSO ALSO ALSO THE WAY SHE LOOKS SO CONCERNED BY THE SMOTDOG

AND LIMEBURGER GOODNESS GRACIOUS LIMEBURGER

this is so amazing thank you so much for drawing her!

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*Pat* a gift for the precious :>

Is that me? That a very good drawing! I hope I can draw like that when I'm older.

Thank you for the present!

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🐈‍⬛ Mrraw (i've seen you like kitties yes? and you pet them, thus I, Hark, request pets)

🐈‍⬛mow (...please)

*Her eyes light up.*

Hello, little kitty! Are you nice like the other one? May I pet you, too?

[stp-minimum-wage-hark]

🐈‍⬛mewow (No, I am nicer. THE NICEST EVEN!)

🐈‍⬛prra (excuse that, now give me my deserved pets if you truly care for little kitty like me)

[stp-vot-limerent]

*She crouches down and begins to gently pet the cat from the top of its head to the middle of its shoulder blades. She stays very quiet and calm, careful not to startle it.*

[stp-minimum-wage-hark]

🐈‍⬛prrrrra (Oooohh yes that's the spot)

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*She smiles fondly, lightly scratching the cat behind its ears. It seems that they're both contented to stay like this for a while. Time passes.*

*But eventually, she stops and stands back up, evidentially done for the time being.*

I'd love to pet you some more, but I should keep looking for the kitchen. Thank you for letting me pet you. It was very nice meeting you, little kitty.

Goodbye!

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🐈‍⬛ Mrraw (i've seen you like kitties yes? and you pet them, thus I, Hark, request pets)

🐈‍⬛mow (...please)

*Her eyes light up.*

Hello, little kitty! Are you nice like the other one? May I pet you, too?

[stp-minimum-wage-hark]

🐈‍⬛mewow (No, I am nicer. THE NICEST EVEN!)

🐈‍⬛prra (excuse that, now give me my deserved pets if you truly care for little kitty like me)

[stp-vot-limerent]

*She crouches down and begins to gently pet the cat from the top of its head to the middle of its shoulder blades. She stays very quiet and calm, careful not to startle it.*

[stp-vot-limerent]

ignore the anons talking about sentient fire and frightening ghouls, they're just being big meanies and making things up to frighten you

Oh, o-ok! You're probably right. Bullies can make up the worst lies.

Besides, this place isn't...that bad from what I've seen. I'm sure it's fine here. There's nothing to worry about. Hopefully.

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🐈‍⬛ Mrraw (i've seen you like kitties yes? and you pet them, thus I, Hark, request pets)

🐈‍⬛mow (...please)

*Her eyes light up.*

Hello, little kitty! Are you nice like the other one? May I pet you, too?

[stp-vot-limerent]

how come you have teeth and your dad doesn't?

Ummm…I’m not sure....

Oh. I know! Dad tells me I'm special, so that must be it!