🐈⬛mrrrow (yet another kitty blog!)
🐈⬛mowow (as if there arent two of these already)
🐈⬛meow meow (hark is here, silent as a mouse... mouse? where???)
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@stp-minimum-wage-hark
🐈⬛mrrrow (yet another kitty blog!)
🐈⬛mowow (as if there arent two of these already)
🐈⬛meow meow (hark is here, silent as a mouse... mouse? where???)
🐈⬛ Mrraw (i've seen you like kitties yes? and you pet them, thus I, Hark, request pets)
🐈⬛mow (...please)
*Her eyes light up.*
Hello, little kitty! Are you nice like the other one? May I pet you, too?
🐈⬛mewow (No, I am nicer. THE NICEST EVEN!)
🐈⬛prra (excuse that, now give me my deserved pets if you truly care for little kitty like me)
*She crouches down and begins to gently pet the cat from the top of its head to the middle of its shoulder blades. She stays very quiet and calm, careful not to startle it.*
🐈⬛prrrrra (Oooohh yes that's the spot)
*She smiles fondly, lightly scratching the cat behind its ears. It seems that they're both contented to stay like this for a while. Time passes.*
*But eventually, she stops and stands back up, evidentially done for the time being.*
I'd love to pet you some more, but I should keep looking for the kitchen. Thank you for letting me pet you. It was very nice meeting you, little kitty.
Goodbye!
🐈⬛mrraw (The kitchen? I see, just make sure to come back soon!)
🐈⬛ Mrraw (i've seen you like kitties yes? and you pet them, thus I, Hark, request pets)
🐈⬛mow (...please)
*Her eyes light up.*
Hello, little kitty! Are you nice like the other one? May I pet you, too?
🐈⬛mewow (No, I am nicer. THE NICEST EVEN!)
🐈⬛prra (excuse that, now give me my deserved pets if you truly care for little kitty like me)
*She crouches down and begins to gently pet the cat from the top of its head to the middle of its shoulder blades. She stays very quiet and calm, careful not to startle it.*
🐈⬛prrrrra (Oooohh yes that's the spot)
🐈⬛ Mrraw (i've seen you like kitties yes? and you pet them, thus I, Hark, request pets)
🐈⬛mow (...please)
*Her eyes light up.*
Hello, little kitty! Are you nice like the other one? May I pet you, too?
🐈⬛mewow (No, I am nicer. THE NICEST EVEN!)
🐈⬛prra (excuse that, now give me my deserved pets if you truly care for little kitty like me)
*hits a sick ass guitar riff*
Mrraw (whooaaaa... cool....)
Opinion on Light Shower's sadistic crusade
🐈⬛mow (what?)
(I have no clue what that is)
Would you let yourself die if you had to to save the world?
🐈⬛mra (Yes! of course hark would)
🐈⬛mow (everyone has been so nice to me, why wouldn't I?)
🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛ (the kittens are able to stand and walk now, though they're still pretty wobbly in their feet, and they're even starting to play with each other!)
🐈⬛🐈 (the tuxedo and ginger are wrestling each other. so far, the ginger seems to be winning.)
🐈⬛ (meanwhile, the tortie is —)
(oh)
(oh dear)
🐈⬛ (it's escaped the nest! where will it go now?)
🐈⬛ hhh hhh (it found a crumpled napkin! it hisses and swats at it.)
🐈⬛ (having given the evil napkin a sound thrashing, it continues on its adventure! it's totally not lost or anything!)
🐈⬛ ... (...it might be a little lost... and the floor is a lot colder than the nest... and it's so very small...)
🐈⬛ MYIIIH! MYIIIIIIIH!!
Hark finds it while wandering around and decides to see if it can find where its supposed to be so it picks it up and begins looking around
🐈⬛ HHH HH!! MYUUUU!! HHHHH!!!! (AAAAH put it down it doesn't know you hiss hiss hiss!!!!)
Hark continues looking, completely oblivious to the kittens violent outburst, before eventually stumbling into the room with the shoe closet
🐈⬛ hhh hhh hh! (it keeps hissing, unable to do much else.)
Hark pushes open the shoe closet and places the tortie kitten in the nest
🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛ (the kittens are able to stand and walk now, though they're still pretty wobbly in their feet, and they're even starting to play with each other!)
🐈⬛🐈 (the tuxedo and ginger are wrestling each other. so far, the ginger seems to be winning.)
🐈⬛ (meanwhile, the tortie is —)
(oh)
(oh dear)
🐈⬛ (it's escaped the nest! where will it go now?)
🐈⬛ hhh hhh (it found a crumpled napkin! it hisses and swats at it.)
🐈⬛ (having given the evil napkin a sound thrashing, it continues on its adventure! it's totally not lost or anything!)
🐈⬛ ... (...it might be a little lost... and the floor is a lot colder than the nest... and it's so very small...)
🐈⬛ MYIIIH! MYIIIIIIIH!!
Hark finds it while wandering around and decides to see if it can find where its supposed to be so it picks it up and begins looking around
🐈⬛ HHH HH!! MYUUUU!! HHHHH!!!! (AAAAH put it down it doesn't know you hiss hiss hiss!!!!)
Hark continues looking, completely oblivious to the kittens violent outburst, before eventually stumbling into the room with the shoe closet
Dopple lodges its blade through the gap in the secure door and uses it to pry it open
Well well well, Here's the rats that have been spying on us...
Dopple gets in but doesn't attack
I've seen your cameras around here, so can you possibly help? I need to find my kin
*🟥 slams the off button for the computers, every one flicking off in an instant.*
You.
And why exactly would I help you?
My kin is doing horrid things, they reject what was bestowed on them, I need your help
Horrid things like what?
*Of course she knows the truth. They see practically everything on those cameras. But she wants to know what it'll say.*
Things so utterly disgusting I cant bring MYSELF to tell you
Dopple hits a dramatic pose to add to the effect
*She chuckles. This is the thing she used to find so horrifying?*
I can't tell if you're lying or you really just think being an actually decent person is that disgusting. Frankly, neither option would surprise me.
So.. do you know where they are?
Dopple finds a panel on the wall (possibly important) and rips it out in a rage
WHAT??
ITS SOMEWHERE IN THE BUILDING AND YOU DONT KNOW?? YOU HAVE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE, AND YOU STILL DONT KNOW??
It raises its blade to you in a threatening manner
*They back up*
Look, I don't know what to tell you-
*wow, this lying shit is easy-*
Dopple lunges and narrowly misses before it lodges its blade-arm thingy into the wall
ARRGAAAA
It tears out a large chuck of the wall to get its blade out
You really don't know? I will take off your head if you even try to do this, You have eyes on every little corner of that place, and you tell me you don't know?
It just fucking vanished, ok?!-
*while it's arm is stuck in the wall, they start to slowly make their way towards the door.*
Don't even think about running, I know that you have at least a slight clue as to where it is
Running isn't a smart option, it moved way faster than you ever could
You're honestly lucky you weren't hit by its lunge
*She stops, crossing her arms with a huff.*
Look, last I saw it was somewhere in the McTabby's, ok?-
*They glare at Doppel, eyes watching for any slight movement that might indicate a threat.*
Hark emerges from the floor in an attempt to intervene
🐈⬛mow (Don't mess with the good people, they give treats)
Shit, the cat
Dopple steps back, clearly scared of Hark
*what the fuck is happening-*
Do something about it, that cat is dangerous
Dopple speaks in a panicked tone, because of a cat
What am I meant to do?? You're the weird horror monster, you deal with it!
THAT CAT TOOK OFF MY ARM ONE TIME, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO??? IM FUCKING SCARED OF IT
It what-
🐈⬛mreow (don't worry, was long time ago)
Dopple lodges its blade through the gap in the secure door and uses it to pry it open
Well well well, Here's the rats that have been spying on us...
Dopple gets in but doesn't attack
I've seen your cameras around here, so can you possibly help? I need to find my kin
*🟥 slams the off button for the computers, every one flicking off in an instant.*
You.
And why exactly would I help you?
My kin is doing horrid things, they reject what was bestowed on them, I need your help
Horrid things like what?
*Of course she knows the truth. They see practically everything on those cameras. But she wants to know what it'll say.*
Things so utterly disgusting I cant bring MYSELF to tell you
Dopple hits a dramatic pose to add to the effect
*She chuckles. This is the thing she used to find so horrifying?*
I can't tell if you're lying or you really just think being an actually decent person is that disgusting. Frankly, neither option would surprise me.
So.. do you know where they are?
Dopple finds a panel on the wall (possibly important) and rips it out in a rage
WHAT??
ITS SOMEWHERE IN THE BUILDING AND YOU DONT KNOW?? YOU HAVE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE, AND YOU STILL DONT KNOW??
It raises its blade to you in a threatening manner
*They back up*
Look, I don't know what to tell you-
*wow, this lying shit is easy-*
Dopple lunges and narrowly misses before it lodges its blade-arm thingy into the wall
ARRGAAAA
It tears out a large chuck of the wall to get its blade out
You really don't know? I will take off your head if you even try to do this, You have eyes on every little corner of that place, and you tell me you don't know?
It just fucking vanished, ok?!-
*while it's arm is stuck in the wall, they start to slowly make their way towards the door.*
Don't even think about running, I know that you have at least a slight clue as to where it is
Running isn't a smart option, it moved way faster than you ever could
You're honestly lucky you weren't hit by its lunge
*She stops, crossing her arms with a huff.*
Look, last I saw it was somewhere in the McTabby's, ok?-
*They glare at Doppel, eyes watching for any slight movement that might indicate a threat.*
Hark emerges from the floor in an attempt to intervene
🐈⬛mow (Don't mess with the good people, they give treats)
Shit, the cat
Dopple steps back, clearly scared of Hark
*what the fuck is happening-*
Do something about it, that cat is dangerous
Dopple speaks in a panicked tone, because of a cat
What am I meant to do?? You're the weird horror monster, you deal with it!
THAT CAT TOOK OFF MY ARM ONE TIME, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO??? IM FUCKING SCARED OF IT
🐈⬛meow (I'll do it again if you try anything)
🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛ (the kittens are able to stand and walk now, though they're still pretty wobbly in their feet, and they're even starting to play with each other!)
🐈⬛🐈 (the tuxedo and ginger are wrestling each other. so far, the ginger seems to be winning.)
🐈⬛ (meanwhile, the tortie is —)
(oh)
(oh dear)
🐈⬛ (it's escaped the nest! where will it go now?)
🐈⬛ hhh hhh (it found a crumpled napkin! it hisses and swats at it.)
🐈⬛ (having given the evil napkin a sound thrashing, it continues on its adventure! it's totally not lost or anything!)
🐈⬛ ... (...it might be a little lost... and the floor is a lot colder than the nest... and it's so very small...)
🐈⬛ MYIIIH! MYIIIIIIIH!!
Hark finds it while wandering around and decides to see if it can find where its supposed to be so it picks it up and begins looking around
Dopple lodges its blade through the gap in the secure door and uses it to pry it open
Well well well, Here's the rats that have been spying on us...
Dopple gets in but doesn't attack
I've seen your cameras around here, so can you possibly help? I need to find my kin
*🟥 slams the off button for the computers, every one flicking off in an instant.*
You.
And why exactly would I help you?
My kin is doing horrid things, they reject what was bestowed on them, I need your help
Horrid things like what?
*Of course she knows the truth. They see practically everything on those cameras. But she wants to know what it'll say.*
Things so utterly disgusting I cant bring MYSELF to tell you
Dopple hits a dramatic pose to add to the effect
*She chuckles. This is the thing she used to find so horrifying?*
I can't tell if you're lying or you really just think being an actually decent person is that disgusting. Frankly, neither option would surprise me.
So.. do you know where they are?
Dopple finds a panel on the wall (possibly important) and rips it out in a rage
WHAT??
ITS SOMEWHERE IN THE BUILDING AND YOU DONT KNOW?? YOU HAVE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE, AND YOU STILL DONT KNOW??
It raises its blade to you in a threatening manner
*They back up*
Look, I don't know what to tell you-
*wow, this lying shit is easy-*
Dopple lunges and narrowly misses before it lodges its blade-arm thingy into the wall
ARRGAAAA
It tears out a large chuck of the wall to get its blade out
You really don't know? I will take off your head if you even try to do this, You have eyes on every little corner of that place, and you tell me you don't know?
It just fucking vanished, ok?!-
*while it's arm is stuck in the wall, they start to slowly make their way towards the door.*
Don't even think about running, I know that you have at least a slight clue as to where it is
Running isn't a smart option, it moved way faster than you ever could
You're honestly lucky you weren't hit by its lunge
*She stops, crossing her arms with a huff.*
Look, last I saw it was somewhere in the McTabby's, ok?-
*They glare at Doppel, eyes watching for any slight movement that might indicate a threat.*
Hark emerges from the floor in an attempt to intervene
🐈⬛mow (Don't mess with the good people, they give treats)
Hark wanders over
🐈⬛ mrraw (I have recently heard you have created "sherlockings" and I have come to see if you require anything to aid you in their care)
🐈⬛ prrrrpt mrrp (it doesn't need any extra help at the moment. it's doing just fine taking care of the sherlocklets on its own, and clementine's been very helpful with caring for the kittens when sherlock needs a break.)
🐈⬛ ...mwau (...however, if you happen upon, say, a tasty mouse and felt like sharing, sherlock would appreciate that VERY much.)
🐈⬛mrrawa (I do not need to search, for I am perfectly able to bring some)
🐈⬛Creaturae Gaiae, audite preces meas, nam vos requiro, venite ad clamorem meum ut mihi auxilium feratis.
rats and mice come crawling from the walls and gather into a pile
🐈⬛mauw (will these suffice?)
🐈⬛ (sherlock just stares at the pile. it is absolutely gobsmacked.)
🐈⬛mrrauw (are you alright?)
🐈⬛ (making this face)
Hark wanders over
🐈⬛ mrraw (I have recently heard you have created "sherlockings" and I have come to see if you require anything to aid you in their care)
🐈⬛ prrrrpt mrrp (it doesn't need any extra help at the moment. it's doing just fine taking care of the sherlocklets on its own, and clementine's been very helpful with caring for the kittens when sherlock needs a break.)
🐈⬛ ...mwau (...however, if you happen upon, say, a tasty mouse and felt like sharing, sherlock would appreciate that VERY much.)
🐈⬛mrrawa (I do not need to search, for I am perfectly able to bring some)
🐈⬛Creaturae Gaiae, audite preces meas, nam vos requiro, venite ad clamorem meum ut mihi auxilium feratis.
rats and mice come crawling from the walls and gather into a pile
🐈⬛mauw (will these suffice?)
🐈⬛ (sherlock just stares at the pile. it is absolutely gobsmacked.)
🐈⬛mrrauw (are you alright?)
Hark wanders over
🐈⬛ mrraw (I have recently heard you have created "sherlockings" and I have come to see if you require anything to aid you in their care)
🐈⬛ prrrrpt mrrp (it doesn't need any extra help at the moment. it's doing just fine taking care of the sherlocklets on its own, and clementine's been very helpful with caring for the kittens when sherlock needs a break.)
🐈⬛ ...mwau (...however, if you happen upon, say, a tasty mouse and felt like sharing, sherlock would appreciate that VERY much.)
🐈⬛mrrawa (I do not need to search, for I am perfectly able to bring some)
🐈⬛Creaturae Gaiae, audite preces meas, nam vos requiro, venite ad clamorem meum ut mihi auxilium feratis.
rats and mice come crawling from the walls and gather into a pile
🐈⬛mauw (will these suffice?)
Hark reads through its newly acquired spellbook before making it vanish somewhere