Stp-Minimum-Wage-Fries

the fries now are sentient.

[stpminimumwagefries]

The Mc'Tabby Fries have gained sentience

You can now ask the Mc'Tabby Fries.

[stpminimumwagefries]

🚒 WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO GETS YOU WITH THE FIRE HOSE

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[stpminimumwagefries]

he got punched really really hard

"D:"

[stpminimumwagefries]

are you going to visit your dad in the hospital?

"HES IN THE HOSPITAL???"

[stpminimumwagefries]

Would you let yourself die if you had to to save the world?

"were fries."

[stpminimumwagefries]

*you find a napkin with a very crude picture of yourself drawn on it in ketchup. there's no note or signature, but you can probably figure out who it's from.*

- @stp-frycook-mrthecold

They give a soft smile... memories...

"...thank you.."

[stpminimumwagefries]

🌶️

'???'

[stpminimumwagefries]

sherlock pregant

"WHATTT???????"

[stpminimumwagefries]

did you know you have a sister

'another of us?'

[stp-minimumwage-mcdongalds-fryer]

'..are you perhaps my sibling..?'

@stpminimumwagefries

Are we?

Maybe- we were both born here i think?

[stpminimumwagefries]

'that is true... nice to meet you.'

[stpminimumwagefries]

divirce battle

"...ah..."

the fries said quietly..as if they knew this would happen.

[stpminimumwagefries]

hey he actually talked to you! that's a good sign, right?

'..yeah! theres that atleast...first time he saw us he fled...so..talking is atleast something...haha....'

[stpminimumwagefries]

your dad and contrarian made up!

'..im glad for them ^^'

The fries are happy.

[stp-frycook-mrthecold]

'....we heard you got your body back...were happy for you.'

@stpminimumwagefries

*he freezes for a moment at the sound of their voice. then, without turning to look at them, he whispers:*

Thanks.

[stpminimumwagefries]

'...Were sorry....about before, while we were not the one who pushed you to parent... we...we feel bad for you and who told you to. you dont deserve a mistake like us, hell... were just some fries you cookied that gained sentience...you didint ask for this....were sorry."

[stp-frycook-mrthecold]

...

Why? What do you have to be sorry for?

*he sighs, still not turning to look at them.*

...you didn't choose to exist. No one does.

[stpminimumwagefries]

'...do you...wanna go play bingo..? we heard it helps...'

The fries fidget nervously..

(when i say fidget i imagine the fries lightly swirling around eachother in the box changing positions.)

[stp-frycook-mrthecold]

...

...

I can't.

...

...sorry.

*it's better this way*

[stpminimumwagefries]

"...alright...thank you though... for atleast talking to us this time...we were worried...."

The fries left...

[stp-frycook-mrthecold]

'....we heard you got your body back...were happy for you.'

@stpminimumwagefries

*he freezes for a moment at the sound of their voice. then, without turning to look at them, he whispers:*

Thanks.

[stpminimumwagefries]

'...Were sorry....about before, while we were not the one who pushed you to parent... we...we feel bad for you and who told you to. you dont deserve a mistake like us, hell... were just some fries you cookied that gained sentience...you didint ask for this....were sorry."

[stp-frycook-mrthecold]

...

Why? What do you have to be sorry for?

*he sighs, still not turning to look at them.*

...you didn't choose to exist. No one does.

[stpminimumwagefries]

'...do you...wanna go play bingo..? we heard it helps...'

The fries fidget nervously..

(when i say fidget i imagine the fries lightly swirling around eachother in the box changing positions.)

[stp-frycook-mrthecold]

'....we heard you got your body back...were happy for you.'

@stpminimumwagefries

*he freezes for a moment at the sound of their voice. then, without turning to look at them, he whispers:*

Thanks.

[stpminimumwagefries]

'...Were sorry....about before, while we were not the one who pushed you to parent... we...we feel bad for you and who told you to. you dont deserve a mistake like us, hell... were just some fries you cookied that gained sentience...you didint ask for this....were sorry."

[stpminimumwagefries]

do you care if people eat non-sentient fries

'no not really, as long as you dont eat us we dont care.'