The Mc'Tabby Fries have gained sentience
You can now ask the Mc'Tabby Fries.
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@stpminimumwagefries
The Mc'Tabby Fries have gained sentience
You can now ask the Mc'Tabby Fries.
🚒 WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO GETS YOU WITH THE FIRE HOSE
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
he got punched really really hard
"D:"
are you going to visit your dad in the hospital?
"HES IN THE HOSPITAL???"
Would you let yourself die if you had to to save the world?
"were fries."
*you find a napkin with a very crude picture of yourself drawn on it in ketchup. there's no note or signature, but you can probably figure out who it's from.*
- @stp-frycook-mrthecold
They give a soft smile... memories...
"...thank you.."
🌶️
'???'
sherlock pregant
"WHATTT???????"
did you know you have a sister
'another of us?'
'..are you perhaps my sibling..?'
@stpminimumwagefries
Are we?
Maybe- we were both born here i think?
'that is true... nice to meet you.'
divirce battle
"...ah..."
the fries said quietly..as if they knew this would happen.
hey he actually talked to you! that's a good sign, right?
'..yeah! theres that atleast...first time he saw us he fled...so..talking is atleast something...haha....'
your dad and contrarian made up!
'..im glad for them ^^'
The fries are happy.
'....we heard you got your body back...were happy for you.'
@stpminimumwagefries
*he freezes for a moment at the sound of their voice. then, without turning to look at them, he whispers:*
Thanks.
'...Were sorry....about before, while we were not the one who pushed you to parent... we...we feel bad for you and who told you to. you dont deserve a mistake like us, hell... were just some fries you cookied that gained sentience...you didint ask for this....were sorry."
...
Why? What do you have to be sorry for?
*he sighs, still not turning to look at them.*
...you didn't choose to exist. No one does.
'...do you...wanna go play bingo..? we heard it helps...'
The fries fidget nervously..
(when i say fidget i imagine the fries lightly swirling around eachother in the box changing positions.)
...
...
I can't.
...
...sorry.
*it's better this way*
"...alright...thank you though... for atleast talking to us this time...we were worried...."
The fries left...
'....we heard you got your body back...were happy for you.'
@stpminimumwagefries
*he freezes for a moment at the sound of their voice. then, without turning to look at them, he whispers:*
Thanks.
'...Were sorry....about before, while we were not the one who pushed you to parent... we...we feel bad for you and who told you to. you dont deserve a mistake like us, hell... were just some fries you cookied that gained sentience...you didint ask for this....were sorry."
...
Why? What do you have to be sorry for?
*he sighs, still not turning to look at them.*
...you didn't choose to exist. No one does.
'...do you...wanna go play bingo..? we heard it helps...'
The fries fidget nervously..
(when i say fidget i imagine the fries lightly swirling around eachother in the box changing positions.)
'....we heard you got your body back...were happy for you.'
@stpminimumwagefries
*he freezes for a moment at the sound of their voice. then, without turning to look at them, he whispers:*
Thanks.
'...Were sorry....about before, while we were not the one who pushed you to parent... we...we feel bad for you and who told you to. you dont deserve a mistake like us, hell... were just some fries you cookied that gained sentience...you didint ask for this....were sorry."
do you care if people eat non-sentient fries
'no not really, as long as you dont eat us we dont care.'