ilene crow

any pronouns | nonbinary | 22 i outgrew my fear of cringe culture and i'm making it everyone's problem

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[charlesoberonn]

"Be careful of falling boulders!"

"It's okay, I lift weights."

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

i'm just like jecka from co'09 if she was a fat latina college student

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

i deleted twt so now i have to post my dumb thoughts HERE

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

i'm writing this from heaven. i got raptured up ass-first. shit's boring up here get me down GET ME DOWN

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

me, experiencing post nut clarity: teen beach movie is an adaptation of a midsummer night's dream

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

liminal spaces and the concept of backrooms is so comforting in a way- being the only person in the entire world somehow feels less lonely than being surrounded by people, but not being able to connect with any of them

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

how do i ask for a birthday present without asking for a birthday present

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

men always want the hot alternative feminine person but they can NOT handle it 99% of the time. if ur not gonna say "yes of course anything for you cara mia" when asked for a lock of your hair to keep in a locket (which is a VERY TAME ask) then you need to step up your game

[maggyfoggy]

Vergil partial devil trigger...yeah

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

wip of my date everything oc !

i'll write the stuff i wrote on the page in case u can't read my handwriting:

-Former party girl, this purse was left at a bar, and later donated to a thrift store where she was bought for a cosplay accessory that never got used. She still has most of the contents from her previous owner.

✔️ leaving the house, gossip, sex, being put in her place

❌ being locked in the house, being told no

🩷 cam, hector, xxXShadowlord420Xxx, the hanks!! (hank #3)

⭐️ nyla (friend's oc), lux, barry, monique, phoenicia, curt, rod

-

idk if it's obvious but her object is a purse and she is VERY toxic and i love her to pieces i wanna hit her with a bus

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

i hate timmy because when i was in middle/high school i had this on again/off again boyfriend who pretended to have DID and his alter was a wolfboy named nev who acted JUST LIKE TIMMY i'm traumatized xoxo

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

albedo is the white boy who wears basketball shorts and crocs every day

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

i dreamt up an entire episode of the nanny where grace mixed up "she ate" and "serving cunt" and tells reporters/paparazzi that fran "ate cunt" and then the next day there's a magazine circulating with fran on the cover with "PUSSY EATER!" written in big bold lettering and this specific conversation is what i remember most:

maxwell: well... do you?

fran: do i what?

maxwell: well... you know...

fran: i've been known to dabble in all sorts of things from time to time. why? want me to eat yours?

maxwell: NANNY FINE-

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

it should be illegal for your mom to yell at you before noon

[sweetyart]

Kiss of Judas

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

instead of THAT ending they should have had jecka and kelly get lost in the backrooms that would have been so much better

[str4wb3rr1cr0w]

i can't wait for the new dmc anime to air bc it's gonna attract more hot gay people to the franchise and that's what this fandom needs. i'm TIRED of dmc twt and reddit. the anime will make dmc tumblr gain like a bajillion more people and then. then the fandom will be saved from all the dudebros.