STRABBY TAKEOVER

wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live

wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live

wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live

wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live

wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live

cannibalchicken

@p-u-e-l-l-a

prokopetz

They say that when you're giving a cat scritches, you should also take the opportunity to squoosh their pad paws, fiddle with their ears, make them do little dances, etc. to whatever extent they're willing to tolerate without distress, because working to build positive associations with being handled in this way will make medical examination and treatment much easier in the future. How fortunate, then, that this is exactly what 90% of cat owners are instinctively driven to do anyway.

@p-u-e-l-l-a

arrgh-whatever

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

migiball

@p-u-e-l-l-a

strangestcase

"now you're part of the found family" but as horror. discuss

@veryparynormal

memories

If the groundhog sees @jagermanout, that’s 6 more weeks of winter.

@jagermanout

max-jagerman-asks

Beg for your power back or something. Idk

@wiggog-y-raths Dad!! Can I please get my powers back? I gotta go save my kid

Your child? Fine. Just for a moment. But you better behave, or I'll be taking them right back.

he is not using his powers to save his child!! he’s doin other shit too

Tell me what he's using it for, then.

he’s trying to hunt down an agent of your brother. and then he’s gonna try to beat up your other sibling.

Now, what reason would he have for beating up Pokey, hm?

And I could care less about the agents of my brothers. Not my property, not my problem.

they’re having a mental breakdown and kidnapped a few people

max-jagerman-asks

Beg for your power back or something. Idk

@wiggog-y-raths Dad!! Can I please get my powers back? I gotta go save my kid

Your child? Fine. Just for a moment. But you better behave, or I'll be taking them right back.

he is not using his powers to save his child!! he’s doin other shit too

Tell me what he's using it for, then.

he’s trying to hunt down an agent of your brother. and then he’s gonna try to beat up your other sibling.

max-jagerman-asks

Beg for your power back or something. Idk

@wiggog-y-raths Dad!! Can I please get my powers back? I gotta go save my kid

Your child? Fine. Just for a moment. But you better behave, or I'll be taking them right back.

he is not using his powers to save his child!! he’s doin other shit too

(a teal jerboa-like creature appears in front of him. they’re wearing a strawberry-shaped hat.)

here i am. showing myself. dickhead :)

(@strabbysdollhouse)

[ tinky pauses, staring for a moment. then he bursts out laughing, ]

WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR HEAD 💀💀💀💀💀

strabby !

HELPPPPPPP

anyways. i’m the anon

go ahead. put me in the box.

nah youre not worth it

(they smile. reality seems to fall apart around them. around fifty puppets on strings appear, some of them people tinky knows. family members.)

bro. what kind of weed did you just give me unknowingly tf is this

(in all of those voices, they speak)

i told you i was a god, didn’t i?

…nope! im not doing this! i would like to be sober now weird strawberry dude!

you’re perfectly sober right now.

THEN WHY ARE THERE PUPPETS.

oh, them? those are just my puppets.

why do you own so many puppets. what is wrong with you.

i just like playing with them. you understand, right?

you sound like sherman young what the fuck no i dont

then why do you keep kidnapping the spankoffskis? same thing.

and like them, these puppets are all alive.

(a teal jerboa-like creature appears in front of him. they’re wearing a strawberry-shaped hat.)

here i am. showing myself. dickhead :)

(@strabbysdollhouse)

[ tinky pauses, staring for a moment. then he bursts out laughing, ]

WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR HEAD 💀💀💀💀💀

strabby !

HELPPPPPPP

anyways. i’m the anon

go ahead. put me in the box.

nah youre not worth it

(they smile. reality seems to fall apart around them. around fifty puppets on strings appear, some of them people tinky knows. family members.)

bro. what kind of weed did you just give me unknowingly tf is this

(in all of those voices, they speak)

i told you i was a god, didn’t i?

…nope! im not doing this! i would like to be sober now weird strawberry dude!

you’re perfectly sober right now.

THEN WHY ARE THERE PUPPETS.

oh, them? those are just my puppets.

why do you own so many puppets. what is wrong with you.

#(ooc) I Hauve Too Many RP Blogs..

i just like playing with them. you understand, right?

(a teal jerboa-like creature appears in front of him. they’re wearing a strawberry-shaped hat.)

here i am. showing myself. dickhead :)

(@strabbysdollhouse)

[ tinky pauses, staring for a moment. then he bursts out laughing, ]

WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR HEAD 💀💀💀💀💀

strabby !

HELPPPPPPP

anyways. i’m the anon

go ahead. put me in the box.

nah youre not worth it

(they smile. reality seems to fall apart around them. around fifty puppets on strings appear, some of them people tinky knows. family members.)

bro. what kind of weed did you just give me unknowingly tf is this

(in all of those voices, they speak)

i told you i was a god, didn’t i?

…nope! im not doing this! i would like to be sober now weird strawberry dude!

you’re perfectly sober right now.

THEN WHY ARE THERE PUPPETS.

oh, them? those are just my puppets.

(a teal jerboa-like creature appears in front of him. they’re wearing a strawberry-shaped hat.)

here i am. showing myself. dickhead :)

(@strabbysdollhouse)

[ tinky pauses, staring for a moment. then he bursts out laughing, ]

WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR HEAD 💀💀💀💀💀

strabby !

HELPPPPPPP

anyways. i’m the anon

go ahead. put me in the box.

nah youre not worth it

(they smile. reality seems to fall apart around them. around fifty puppets on strings appear, some of them people tinky knows. family members.)

bro. what kind of weed did you just give me unknowingly tf is this

(in all of those voices, they speak)

i told you i was a god, didn’t i?

…nope! im not doing this! i would like to be sober now weird strawberry dude!