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[kuttithevangu]

The last time I left my house was 17 days ago and on that day I walked past a man who was sitting in his car with the windows open and as I walked past, someone on his radio said “now sports! sports is, there are no sports”

That was the last day of Massachusetts

[kuttithevangu]

Why are people commenting like “this is night vale” or “I can’t tell if this really happened or it’s an apocalyptic vision” like are you all not aware that there’s an unprecedented international disaster happening? What is not normal life in March 2020 about this post

[pteapotdactyl]

The radio channel I listen to has a guy who does the traffic report every morning and he got so fed up of saying basically "theres no traffic because everyone is at home" that he started getting listeners to message him with the traffic that's in their home. like "in Steve's house in Surrey today theres a massive delay between the bedroom and the dining room table that is where Steve is working because the dog is lying in the doorway. the current recommended diversion is via the kitchen for a cup of tea."

[straightbychoice]

hello people who still follow me?? this feels very surreal bc i haven’t been on in a few years but i figured i’d offer an update. i ended up being super trans, wow!! i changed my name to Cameron & i go by Cam. i still use they/them pronouns exclusively. i’ve been on T for a little over a year & i’m abt 6.5wks post-op from top surgery (which went rlly well). so yeah, that’s me! i only got on to look at quotes on my main but seeing stuff i reblogged over the years has been rlly nice so hey, y’all!! feel free to reblog this if you want but also no pressure

[bumbleshark]

straight women don’t drink enough respect women juice and it shows

[welcometoyouredoom]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

women: Be nice please :)

men: You Are Literally Infringing Upon My Free Will Right Now

[musterniillustrates]

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

[humunanunga]

When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out,

[crunchthedeerstroyer-deactivate]

Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks up, buying about 15-20 items, which is a pretty clean run for me, so I’m scanning her groceries, and we carry a small conversation.

During this conversation, she asks me if I’m in school, and I say yes. I tell her about how exams went, as they were near that period, and told her I had a Biology exam that was over genetics. And she looks me straight in the eyes, with seriousness of a heart attack being read in every wrinkle of her white soccer mom face, and says: “Oh, I’m a Christian, I don’t believe in genetics.”

Flabbergasted. My eyes do that spinny rainbow thing that Apple computers do when theyre buffering. A second goes by. I’ve gone through all stages of grief at this point, but haven’t reached acceptance. I have to say something, I have to say SOMETHING. If I just stare at her through this, she’ll know I think she’s fucking dumb and she might get angry, and I don’t need that. Two seconds have gone by. I have stopped scanning groceries at this point, and am just being violently shot back and forth between two sections of the galaxy. I can feel my body taking leave of my soul. Three seconds. I have to say something. 

“Anyway, I did well on my accounting exam, so that’s something. Do you have any coupons?”

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

good morning girls our idealized selves can be our actual selves if we’re disciplined enough to put the work in 😘

[champagnepadre]

me: I’m YELLIN me really:

[theocseason4]

when my brain comes up with one coherent thought

[marisatomay]

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[marisatomay]

my followers anytime I post anything

[turing-tested]

a lion at pride and everyones like “no youre at the wrong pride please go home” but then hes like “no no im gay” and everyones like. oh ok then. welcome to pride then

[turing-tested]

i. made this post at like 3 am

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, applying a protective Gay Barrier™ before heading out to meet up with the Straights:

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.