jazz enjoyer

dr tesla's biggest simp honkai/baccano/dragon age/utena (mostly) low quality shitpost, sometimes radical (and always true) hot takes. because actually im always right. they/them, just in case

[straighthorn]

small reminder that mihoyo once tried to convince us that the organization led by two cutest lesbians ever is actually evil

[straighthorn]

just me complaining about shit for no reason but flamechasers in hsr annoy me a little bcs id much rather have my hi3rd flamechasers back

also i skipped jade for aglaea and she sucks? and needs fucking sunday whom i skipped bcs i hate him? fuck this game, reverse supremacy

[straighthorn]

im thinking about making this an art acc since i started shitposting on another one and i think it might be a little TOO messy (i post like 1000 posts a minute) but im not sure if this acc isnt still shadowbanned

[kurczeno]

oh btw i was right, as always. biowares fucking dead and dragon age fans shall dance on their grave, after what they did to the franchize.

[straighthorn]

celebrating their demise

[kurczeno]

ok hear me out

bronseele is honkai version of vicait.

seele and vi are both very impulsive, aggressive gals from underground who can throw a punch (and they both participate in those underground fights), bronya and cait are both rich gals from the uppercity, who become the dic--, sorry, the ruler, after their mother's death. Also snipers.

[straighthorn]

reblogging myself bcs im super right thank you

[yurinormals]

[purpleenjoyer]

When I first played DAO I was too busy with college to even stop and draw so now I'm literally losing my mind over them

[hazellmk-deactivated20251202]

I really want to get into ggz lore but I have absolutely no idea where to start. Are ggz and hi3 connected because I’ve seen some people say that they’re directly connected and some people say they’re not connected at all

[phoenix-is-the-hottest-thing]

They’re not directly connected anymore, Hi3 was originally kind of a ggz sequel. But then the games just both did their own thing so they’re only connected in the sense that some manga/early events happen in both. The lore in both games is completely different.

That’s also why Hi3 never elaborated much on what happened in Nagazora for Mei and Kiana to meet Bronya; that was meant to be in ggz.

[nongenderbentanimeneilarmstrong]

Ggz manhua:

Houkai Gakuen EX - Sakura Arc - MangaDex

Houkai Gakuen EX is a special comic introduced in version 2.3 of miHoYo's online game, [Houkai Gakuen 2](https://www.benghuai.com/). [The st

Houkai Gakuen 2 - Side Stories - MangaDex

A collection of Houkai Gakuen 2 stories. Comic list: Apocalypse - War: Vol 0 Seele's Fairytale Trip: Vol 1 Sin's Origin: Vol 2

Houkai Gakuen 4-Koma - MangaDex

4-koma based on the mobile game Guns Girl Z (Houkai Gakuen / Houkai Gakuen 2).

*** “Houkai Gakuen - Side Stories” on mangadex isn’t worth reading. If you read it, 1000% skip 3 year Sakura, it’s super not canon because it handles some content warnings VERY poorly.

[nongenderbentanimeneilarmstrong]

Actually, himouto bronya is worth reading. Here’s the link, it’s also in the hi3 cherry blossom recall series on mangadex.

Honkai Impact 3rd - Cherry Blossom Recall - Ch. 7.1 - Himouto BRONYA Chan - MangaDex

Read Honkai Impact 3rd - Cherry Blossom Recall Ch. 7.1 "Himouto BRONYA Chan" on MangaDex!

[straighthorn]

this is actually a super useful post even for little old me, bcs the ggz manga is posted in such a weird way, often with wrong titles, or its actually a honkai manga (not the shared ones, just i saw ggz titles and covers and bam! its the second key for some reason)

[kurczeno]

sorry

[straighthorn]

me very funny

[sinnainn]

hand study as an excuse to draw mel

[velinxi]

But I have nothing to fear! For the blue bird is with me.

[mausilein]

POV: the fade spirits in forever prison start teaching your wife new magic

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[scribe-cas]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

[ehlihr]

Watching toni’s stream so here’s a timeskip franziska

[kurczeno]

always knew im a musical genius

[straighthorn]

im a literal god

[e17omm]

This chapter is all over the place with the quality, the music, what is even going on? I just got hit by such hard whiplash:

Coralie and Helia gets teleported. Boo fighting boring enemies. Then sudden cool light curtain escape sequence where we might get deleted if we stay in them, and its really freaking cool and interesting story-wise and has huge potential for this chapter, brought down by the extremely awkward and janky movement mechanics that work well for scripted locations, not so well when I get stuck ziplining between 2 floating points, or when the camera randomly locks its direction or spins around without warning, or when the light curtain suddenly is over me without me being able to see where it came from, or being unable to move at the start of each section while the light wall is already moving. That then leads into a really good animated Vita battlesuit reveal, immediately followed up by a drawn out fight sequence to silence. Which is THEN immediately followed up by the mech reveal that has really good music for the Vita we are distrustful of, which then turns heroic and upbeat.

The quality of gameplay and story beats and music goes from "This is great!" to "What the fuck is this shit?" several times in the span of a few minutes.

[e17omm]

THIS IS THEN IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY FREAKING FESTIVAL MUSIC OR SOMETHING

WJHAT IS THIS CHAPTER?! THIS CHAPTER WHIPS BACK AND FORTH FROM CHILL TIMES, TO TENSE MUSIC, TO RELAXING MUSIC, TO BLOODY IMAGERY, TO CHILL MUSIC, TO HAHA FUNNY CHARACTER MOMENTS, TO STALKERS, TO THREAT OF BEING DELETED FROM THE SYSTEM, TO DISTRUSTFUL VITA, TO HEROIC VITA, TO TENSE MOMENT, TO JOYFUL CARNIVAL FUN

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[e17omm]

and now its back to mysterious and tense music

Did I eat something weird before playing this chapter?

[straighthorn]

ok bcs im kinda going back to honkai, heard its getting better

so is it or not?

(id still grab that artbook, idk, but if its an act 2 artbook oof) (tho it might have fov......inside.....)

[kurczeno]

theres no way people arent being paid for these reviews, i swear.

"oh yes, the game is great, u have to think that, otherwise u hate gay people. Remember - Bioware needs your money, otherwise they can't fire more veteran writers, who expect to get an actual salary."

(again, im shitting on bioware and their poor excuse of a game, not the people who worked on it. I'm sure many of them are being very passionate, but passion can only get you this far, if you work for a company like this. Also not shitting on people who like the game, I will also play it, once it's cracked/repacked, because I am hyperfixated. Each time I see a review like this, something dies inside though, because you have to be either paid or a поле́зный идиот, to guilttrip people into liking a game made by EA like this.)